Naruto: Help I have to get married ch 2 Naruto's punishment!
Naruto gritted his teeth as he begrudgingly took a rag and continued to scrub out the bed pan.
"You're doing a good job son, I am proud you." Minato said as he appeared behind Naruto in a puff of smoke. The Fourth Hokage placed his hand on his sons shoulder in a small gesture of fatherly pride.
Minato sighed for a few moments as he picked up rag and began to help Naruto with the disgusting job his mother and his godmother had assigned to him.
"You will make a great ninja Naruto. Perhaps even become Hokage yourself one day. You made me very happy when I heard from your mother and Tsunade that you were able to do Jiriaya's transparency jujtsu as well as walking on water. You're growing up so fast. Now then remember tomorrow to meet Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi for the mission to the land of water. Now I would love to help you out more here but," Kohana's yellow flash smiled at his son warmly as he disappeared in puff of smoke. "I have to go."
Naruto sighed as he continued to clean the disgusting bed pans.
"Ah after I get this done I have to go and meet mom and granny Tsunade, something about telling me about the land of water where I'll be going."
"Don't take it so hard Naruto. Women are confusing." A voice said interrupting Naruto's mussing.
Naruto looked out the window of the hospital only to see his godfather Jiriaya sitting on the head of large red toad.
"Now then let the wisdom of the toad sage enlighten you to the ways of women." Jiriaya said as he laughed.
"Naruto one of the most important things you must learn about women is that when they turn thirty they are a in a very emotional state. It puts them in a bad mood, generally for the rest of their life."
Naruto glared at his godfather angrily.
"I don't believe you pervy sage. Besides it seems like whenever I listen to you I get into trouble! Remember when I was eight you taught me how to steal women's underwear."
A happy almost nostalgic look hit Jiriaya's face as he remembered seeing his godson on the run leaping from roof to roof on the run from various female ninja whom looked fit to kill, determined to hunt the eight year old down for stealing their underwear.
Naruto then pointed a finger at his godfather pretending to be angry.
"You told me that it was the perfect way to learn how to spy and how to get out of tight situations."
"I told you the truth didn't I!" Jiriaya said pretending to be hurt by Naruto's comment.
"Its true no one in the village can run and disappear as fast as you." Jiriaya said.
"Then for the final you told me to steal the bra and panties that belonged to some female Ambu Black Ops member along with granny Tsunade's underwear."
"Hey don't diminish your accomplishments. Besides its not every day an eight year old gets to see the hot springs that belong to the elite Ambu black ops Kouinichi. Even I haven't seen that. Also you have to admit that it takes a certain amount of skill to steal a bra from a Black Ops Kouinichi and Tsunade when they are in the bathhouse." Jiriaya poked at Naruto happily.
Naruto sighed.
"Yes I know I used your transparency Jutsu, and a variation of dad's flying thunder god technique. I snuck in and marked the area around the hot springs with the seal then covered it up. Then I tossed in a sleeping potion and a chakra disruption potion that granny Tsunade taught me how to make.
Once that was done I used a few shadow clones made to look like little kids. Then I had them briefly grope granny Tsunade and that female Ambu black ops member to apply the seal before they went into the bathhouse. Then I used the transparency jutsu to make myself invisible then used dad's flying thunder god technique to appear steal their underwear then disapear."
Jiriaya's smirked as he looked at Naruto with a hint of pride.
"Naruto that's a-"
"I know it's a S class time space manipulation jutsu. Granny Tsunade and Mom made me study famous ninja of the village along with my usual load of homework from the academy. I also remember reading about a few of their techniques. The two of them made me stay up studying for hours but it was worth it. Dad always showed me a few of his really cool jutsu as a reward for doing well on my tests."
Naruto frowned seeing the look on Jiriaya's face.
"Hey I can't help it if dad's shown me his flying thunder god jutsu to me so many times I figured out how to do it!" Naruto protested.
"I even put the seal on my Kuni just like dad. But anyway it doesn't matter because Mom and granny Tsunade don't know I can do that yet, not even dad knows. Besides its bad enough that Mom and granny Tsunade know I added some special bath soap that made all the women in the hot springs half asleep so they wouldn't be able to chase me very far.
Granny Tsunade was furious at me for abusing her teachings for weeks over that! She nearly threatened to stop teaching me medical jutsu. I still want her to keep teaching me, because if I get good enough and she trusts me then I might get to give sponge baths to injured Kouinichi at the hospital."
Naruto chuckled as thought of how fun that would be. Also he remembered how he somehow managed to leave out the fact that he had used his father's famous jutsu to his mother and to granny Tsunade. He briefly shuddered thinking of how much worse a punishment he would have gotten had his mother and granny Tsunade found out about how he had learned and abused the time space jutsu that his family was famous for. A jutsu that, as far as she and Tsunade knew, Minato hadn't taught him yet.
"When Mom and granny Tsunade found out, Mom was furious and gave me a two hour lecture on respecting ladies and granny Tsunade spanked me until my butt was the color of a tomato! I couldn't sit down for the next two weeks!
On top of that Mom made dad and old man Sarutobi give me a long talk about stopping my childish acts, growing up, showing maturity and the importance of knowing that my actions dishonor my house and name of Hokage. Then granny Tsunade made me clean the bed pans and the toilets of the hospital every day for eight months."
"See I have taught you something useful, and on top of that you learned that with every mission there is a risk of getting caught, which you did even though you succeeded." Jiriaya smiled.
"Now then as I saying Naruto that in regards to women you must remember that when a woman hits thirty her face will cave right in."
Naruto flashed his godfather a look of disbelief.
"I'm serious Naruto this will happen to every women when they hit thirty. Then a woman's once perky, firm, and not to mention soft breasts will start sagging. They'll start drooping faster than your face when your mother refuses to make ramen for you. But that is not the worst of it." Jiriaya lowered his voice dramatically.
"Then they start dripping in the woman's pluming department, and all of that will get any women depressed for the rest of their lives. That's why your granny Tsunade uses a jujtsu to hide her real face and body. I'm warning you now Naruto because, if you ever see your granny Tsunade's real face you will never become a man…..Well I have to go. Tsunade threatened to castrate me if I see you before you're done with your punishment."
"Hey pervy sage catch!" Naruto called as he threw a kuni knife at his godfather. Jiriaya smirked as he caught the poorly throw weapon in his right hand. He looked around for his godson only to find that Naruto had disappeared. A sharp blow to the head briefly made Jiriaya see stars only for his vision to clear only to see Naruto standing beside him on the head of the toad boss.
"I used your transparency jutsu and dad's special jutsu just like I said I did pervy sage!" Naruto happily bragged.
"Humph I've seen better Naruto." Jiriaya smirked as he, and the toad disappeared.
"AH!" Naruto cried as he fell to the ground. "Umph! I hate it when Jiriaya does that." Naruto muttered as he picked himself off the ground.
Naruto sighed as he walked back into the hospital and got back to work.
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