5/24/11

A/N: Weird AU for the win!

Prompt: Listening to Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani and Fergalicious by Fergie. Please don't ask why... I don't normally listen to these songs...

I don't own nuttin'!~~~~~~~~~~

Better Hold Ya Tongue, Girl!

Yuffie snapped her hips back and forth from side to side, moving to the music playing in her ear-buds. She was standing next to the bleachers; her lips perked as she slipped on her glittery, cherry flavored pink lip-gloss. Once that was done, she looked over her outfit; a navy blue cropped tube-top with white out-line flowers, low-slung tattered jean short-shorts, tight black sleeve-gloves with pink skull pattern and knee-high sneakers. Smirking into her little red compact mirror with a black three-headed dog on the front; she placed her hands on her bare hips and struck a pose as she gave her reflection a wink.

"I'm ready for my night out on the town, Vinnie…!" He would be there soon to pick her up and take her to an early dinner and movie; he had told her that he had a special surprise for her at dinner. Yuffie loved the man even if he was older; it just happened to be a major plus that he only looked twenty-seven for some reason. Slipping the compact into her pocket, her eyes slipped closed and she began to dance to her music; her little fists shaking in one direction as her hair bobbed in the other.

"Hah! Looks like the little slut is ready to go sell herself to the boys, huh girls?" Yuffie's excellent hearing picked up the unkindly words above the music. She stopped dancing as her eyes shot open and she turned to face the voice's owner. Like she suspected, a girl named Bonatella was standing before her.

"What did you just say…?" Yuffie's reply came as a growl as she forcefully pulled her ear-buds out of her ears, shifting her weight so that one hip was sticking up more then put a hand on top of it.

"I called you a slut. You must make a ton of money from the boys at the House wearing stuff like that." Yuffie's eye twitched at the taller girl; how she hated Bonatella and her little gang of misfits. She wasn't really mad that Bonatella had called her a slut because she could really care less what this girl thought about her, but how dare she say something so vulgar about Yuffie's beloved boyfriend, Vincent Valentine! Though of course, no one knew that Yuffie was dating the handsome and elusive man.

"Ya better hold yer tongue, girl! How dare you talk about my Vincent like that!" Bonatella was about to ask her what she babbling on about when a quick and silent shadow moved towards Yuffie.

"Who was speaking of my name…?" Bonatella and her group jumped and squeaked as the words came out in a beautifully deep voice that came from a tall man with long raven colored hair; he was wearing a dress shirt made of black silk, black jeans and then around his neck was a tattered red scarf.

"Vinnie!" Yuffie squealed in delight as she spun around and leapt into his strong, waiting arms, quickly planting her sparkling pink lips to his soft pale ones.

"T-that's V-vincent V-valentine…!" Bonnie stuttered out as her little gang just stood there slack jawed. Yuffie stopped kissing Vincent for a second to look back at her and stick her tongue out.

"Yeah, so? What of it, Bon-bon?" Bonatella was still in too much shock to respond as she watched Yuffie gently slip from Vincent's arms.

"Yuffie, we must go or else we shall be late coming for our dinner…" Vincent said softly as he slipped a hand into the petite teenager's hand and began to walk her to his car, he was extremely grateful that she was eighteen and he could actually take her out rather than just making her a meal over at his mansion. The tiny girl skipped along next to him as they headed for the high school gate; her eye twitched slightly at Bonnie's next words but quickly brushed them off.

"Whoa….! I was just kidding; I didn't think she actually was some rich guy's slut…!"

~V*Y~

Early the next morning, Yuffie saw Bonatella sitting in their homeroom and began to sashay over with hands on hips.

"Yo, Bon-bon, look what I got last night…!" She taunted as she leaned over the back of the desk in front of the other girl, lifting a necklace out of her shirt and showed it off; it was a silver Cerberus with a teal Leviathan swirled around it. Then to rub her presents even more in the girl's face, she brought up her left hand to reveal an engagement ring; it was a beautiful gold band with a large diamond surrounded by an emerald, a sapphire and a ruby.

"Oh and before you say what I know you're gonna say. I didn't sleep with Vinnie nor have I ever, I'm still a virgin, because I'm not some slut like someone we know. Eh, Bon-bon?" Yuffie jeered at her as she flashed off her ring once more then slid off the chair and headed for the door, leaving a very red Bonatella with everyone in class snickering at her. Yuffie walked down the hall smirking evilly as she kissed the precious ring Vincent had presented to her the night before over an expensive dinner. Oh Leviathan, how she loved that man!

~~~~~~~~~~~~A/N: Ok, everyone! I hoped you liked it! I am so sorry that I haven't up dated this in a while, I've just been so busy with my other two Yuffietine fanfics. ^^' sorry. I'll try to update soon. Also, I'm graduating high school in two days!