A/N: AU Crossover, Don't worry. The next one isn't...

Prompt: Listening to Single Ladies by Beyonce.

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Talent Show

Vincent sat in the uncomfortable plastic chairs of the high school auditorium as the large curtain was pulled from in front of the stage; revealing Yuffie and another girl, a blond about the same age. Both girls were wearing matching crop-tops, short-shorts and thigh-high stockings with sneakers. They snapped their finger as the music started and they took a pose.

"All the single ladies!" The song played and the girls started to perform a dance well known to young people; it involved quite a bit hip thrusting, suggestive poses and the showing off of beautifully soft legs. Vincent's clothing was starting to become very uncomfortable as he watched his young, secret girlfriend's movements. A blush over took his pale face as he noticed that Yuffie was starring right at him with a seductive smile plastered on her features, he was very shocked when a strange purr of pleasure escaped him as he watched her. Vincent's flashed to the other girl; she was doing exactly the same thing but her sights were on another person in the audience. Vincent followed her gaze until in seemed to land on a man in a large red coat; he was wearing sunglasses and was pinching the bridge of his nose while shaking his head. Vincent realized that this man must be in the same boat as himself judging by the slight blush on his cheeks, barely visible in the dim lighting. Vincent pulled his attention back to Yuffie and really wished he hadn't, some of the dance moves she was now pulling were starting to make his pants feel like they were shrinking, he wasn't sure just how much more of this he could take…!

~V*Y~

The performance was finally over and the girls had won first prize at the talent show. Vincent was making his way over to see Yuffie and noticed the man in the red coat heading in the same direction. The girls saw them approach.

"Vinnie!"

"Auron!" Both girls jumped into the arms of the man that they called the name of. Vincent let out an "oof!" as he caught Yuffie's petite body in his strong grip. The girls hugged the men then looked over at each other.

"Old friend of the family!" They called to each other, trying and failing to hold back a grin before saying the same thing in unison.

"As if, girl!" They burst into a fit of giggles as the men shot a glance at each other and sighed.

~V*Y~

Vincent was walking Yuffie home after the talent show, his leather pants making it very uncomfortable, even so as Yuffie kept humming her song and brushing against him. They were now a few blocks away from the school and Vincent couldn't take it anymore! He grabbed her and pulled her into shadows of a nearby building; pining her to wall with his body, an arm on either side of her to block her way. The girl just laughed and smirked up at him.

"What's wrong, Vinnie, feeling a little constricted?" Her only response was a low growl emitting from his throat as he leaned down to kiss her, starting at her lip-gloss covered lips. She began to giggle and put her hands on his hips as he kissed and nuzzled her soft throat, nipping at it his sharp teeth.

"Vinnie, you realize I'm gonna have to wear a turtle-neck to school tomorrow if you keep going at the rate you are, right…" She only got a nip on the ear as reply, "Nugh! Vinnie…!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~A/N: A VincentxYuffie and an AuronxRikku fic all in one. *facepalm* Stupid time-gap couples! ~* I hate myself so much sometimes...!