A/N: I apologize for keeping you waiting, and I've decided to post a teaser. Originally, this wasn't going to be a teaser. I was on a roll with this chapter, and then my brain shorted out. I will try to work on the rest tonight!
Thank you to any who have still stuck with this story. Sorry for the lateness!
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note or Viagra.
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"Hey pretty lady, you're loo~kin'….mighty fine." Light was stumbling around his and L's room, talking to coat hangers and doors, occasionally running his hand up and down the wood paneling.
L had taken Trish's advice and slipped in the two Viagra pills into Light's tea while the auburn-haired princess was taking his shower. True to her word, Trish was right about the liquid pills being flavorless; when Light came down to have his afternoon drink, he hadn't noticed any changes to the Earl Grey, and happily drank the whole cup before standing up and attempting to walk to the living room to read a section of the Middle Times.
Before the Asian man could so much as move a foot, he felt a stirring in his groin and what felt like his blood parting in half to rush to his cheeks and his genitals. One look at L, who was staring at him with an almost unreadable expression, and Light was hooked. He stumbled towards L to rub up against him, but the older man was quicker, and dodged the awkward man's hug.
Now, Light was trying to strike up a conversation with the bathroom door, when suddenly, he straightened up, turned around, and marched over towards L. L's eyes grew wide with shock as he stared at his partner and long-time suspect.
The front of Light's pants was steadily growing and pointing upwards, and as Light continued his death march to the object of his desires – who was slowly backing into a corner – he decided that the growing bulge in his trousers needed to be fixed. Now.
"Hey, L; come over here for a second."