Ali: Omg... All of it... Gone.
Caitlin: Ali what's gone?
Ali: My computer got a virus, and all of my smexy Mello and Near porn is gone! ALL OF IT!
Caitlin: o.O
Ali: So I had to download more of it today...
Caitlin: Wait... my mom was using your computer today...! You DOWNLOADED YOAI PORN WHEN MY MOM WAS USING THE COMPUTER! IS THAT WHY SHE WAS BLUSHING, AND NOT LOOKING YOU IN THE EYES!
Ali: But it was smexy Mello and Nearrrrr porn. It's different.
Caitlin:
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Matsuda: Oh okay then *blushes and giggles aswell*
Ryuk: Damn, I'm not a pervert *Blushes*! And besides, there must be Shinigami perverts too!
Light: Why would you wait O.o wouldn't it be easier to just threaten to kill them all if they didn't support you?
Misa: I admire your dedication! *Hugs*
L: Ew, fruit! I suppose some fruits are a little sweet... I bet your detective skills went down dramatically though.
Mello: Here ya go then *throws pocky at head*
Ali and Caitlin: *Hugs* THANKYOU FOR LETTING ME BORROW NEAR AND MATSUDA!
Misa: Ooh, can I touch your Death Note so I can tease- I mean see Rem? *Steals death note anyway*
Rem: AHA! I SEE YOU! Are you a boy or a girl, cuz I could never tell!
Matsuda: *Cuddles* We should go on a date! Like a proper date! *blushes*
Matsuda: A real date you say? Ok! Where do you want to go?
Caitlin: *cries* My baby boy is growing up!
Ryuk: Yes we are perverts, but about different things. Hey we Shinigami don't have organs, so no sex for us.
Light: Yes it would be, but for me to be seme L said I can't kill anyone.
Misa: Thanks! *huggles you*
L: As Ali would say, "I was dumber than a box of Oreos in a glass of milk."
Mello: HOW DARE YOU MESS UP MY HAIR! *chases you around the room*
Ali and Caitlin: C-can't b-breathe! Squeezing to hard!
Misa: Well a sure *you take the Death note* o ok.
Rem: I am a girl *monotone*
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Hello.
Questions and Gifts time!
B: Nice and toally agree. *gives you Jam* What is your favorte time of year?
Ryuk: Thanks. What rules do shinigami have to follow?
Light: Oriinal Lays are good but I love the Salt and Vinigar ones. What is your favorite movie? Why was it you became Kira?
Misa: I lov the Horror and Mystery ones.I'm listening to the song right now. What ws your first thoughts when you got the Death Note?
Near: What would you do if you were bored? *gives you more toys*
Mello: *gives you chocolate* What is your favorite country to get chocolate from?
Matt: *gives you video games* Why do you smoke? What got you into smoking?
Everyone: I havea triva question for you. Sadly, L, Near, Mello, Matt, and B can't take place in the qustion because they might tell you the answer. A man locks himslf in anemptyroom. There are no windows. The next morning thman is found dead. The only thing the find besides the body is a puddle of water. How did the man die and was it suicide or murder?
BB: It would have to be winter. Blood in snow is hot ;)
Ryuk: None really. We try not to get invovled in humans.
Light: I don't really have a favorite movie, but the reason I became Kira was because I was bored.
Ali: Couldn't you have found something better to do.
Light: Nope.
Ali: ...
Misa: I first I was really scared, but it lead me to Light so I was happy!
Near: I don't quite know. I would try something I have never done before.
Mello: *fixing his hair* LIKE TRYING SEX FOR ONCE!
Near: o/o
Mello: Switzerland! Masters of chocolate... *randomly the nom nom nom song comes on* *dances*
Matt: My father used to smoke before he died. Guess I just caught on. *puppy face*
Caitlin, Misa, Matsuda, and Ali: ... Uhmmm welll... *points at eachother* We are dumb...
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Caitlin, I am sorry that dad didn't tell you. BAD PARENT! *hits BB with newspaper* ON WITH THE WORDS!
Near: Do you wanna go out some time? *plays with Near's hair*
Light: DIE! *kicks in the face*
Misa: ... I take it you don't understand what I was implying...
Mello: You lucky ass, you.
Matt: Who is your favorite Mario character?
BB: If you wish to excape the anger of a distressed female, (THAT IS A REALLY SCARY THING TO EXPERIANCE!) you will let me live with you, daddy.
See ya! (gives hugs to everyone but Light and Misa.)
Caitlin: *huggles you* It's ok. It;s not like we are in a realtionship or anything... *sad face*
Near: Sure...
Light: NOT THE FACE! AHHHHHHHHH! *inserts random screaming here*
Misa: Sure I did. *cat paws* Meow!
Mello: =P
Matt: Mario. He is old fashioned. I like that.
BB: *sighs* I'm not sure honey if you should live with me...
Everyone: Yay! Huggles!
Misa and Light: Aww...
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Near: Sorry I scared you! You are just fun to play with :) Wanna play?
Light: Since I'm a Shinigami, I have my own death note. Please don't make me write your name so soon, I could use you so much! If you don't kiss Misa, your name WILL be going down, got it?
Misa: It's not meant to be funny; it should be offensive. (To Ali) Wow, she's slow!
BB: I always thought you'd be a murderer. I guess my suspicions were right... Cool.
Matt: (Beats on Firefight) Told you I was good! Oh, never mind. Only a game, right? (hugs)
Mello: Hey, MarshMello, here's a little reminder if the past... (Shows a tattered pirate teddy covered in jam) BB did it, not me!
L: Want some cake? Well, I know you do. Come on! I'll show you how my cooking has improved! (Drags L into kitchen and makes cakes. Is gone for four hours. L goes out with icing all over his face) He he! That was fun!
Uh oh, full moon! Gotta go guys! (Swoops off and comes back with blood dribble by mouth)
Near: Sure we can play, but with what? *confused face*
Light: *kisses Misa*
Misa: *faints*
L: *mad* Light?
Light: Yes?
L: *starts to make out with Light*
Ali: *with her ninja powers takes photos of them*
Caitlin: o/o
Misa: WHy are you so mean to me! *cries like a dying whale*
Ali: *shakes her head* I don't understand how someone can be that dumb...
BB: Yes I love to murder people. *licks jam of his wrist*
Caitlin: *watches*
BB: *looks at Caitlin* ^_^
Caitlin: *turns away* o/o
Matt: NO I DID NOT LOSE! *turns into Godzilla* RAWRLALALW *stops around the room*
Mello: Thanks... DON'T CALL ME MARSHMELLOW!
L: that was quite fun!
Caitlin: Bye and be careful! *waves goodbye!*
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Near: YES. What shall we play? *hovers in mid air with the palms of my feet together*
Mello: *gives Matt version* :D CHOCOLATE?
Ryuk: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *give an apple the size of the Kira HQ* it... over grew a little...
Ali: You know you like it. XD What do you want? I'M PREPARED TO BUY!
Caitlin: ...DETAILS AND YOU GET $9000000.
Matt: I've gotten you a contract with Xbox people and all the game creators to give me EVERY new game you want. And I'll pay. Do enjoy this gift, as it is EXPENSIVE.
Misa: *hugs back* We should do it again! And drag Light with us! I bet Rem would look great in a hot topic dress!
Matsu: YOU SHALL MARRY SKY. IMMEDIETLY- hold on, I gotta jab.
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D*MN! THAT THING KILLS! TT^TT
BB: The above sentance I meant metiphorically. You can't use it as a weapon. SATAN IS MICKEY MOUSE! I KNEW IT!
Organisms are... creepy. *shudder*
ALMIGHTY BUFFOLO! BLESS US WITH RANDOM AMOUNTS OF CASH! *it starts raining money* NOW JAM! *rains jam* AND CANDY! *rains candy* AND... JEWELS OR WHATEVER MISA WANTS! *rains (insert what Misa wants here)*
Rem: Welcome! But we have to take you with us at some point!
I'm off-ski. Bye! *flies off*
Near: Let's play Sorry! *plays and wins* HAHAHAHA I KICKED YOUR ASSS! HAHAHAHAAH I'M A RAPTOR! *runs around the room*
Mello: *looks inside Matt's chocolate pants* Yes you shape him nicely ;)
Matt: O/o
Ryuk: *goes to town on the apple*
Caitlin: Umm Ryuk-sama were do all the apples you eat go when you don't have a stomach?
Ryuk: *creepy smile*
Caitlin: . ...
Ali: Uhmmm. ANOTHER COMPUTER SYTEM LIKE THE ONES AT L'S HEADQUATERS!
Caitlin: It's embarrassing so don't tell anyone ok? *whispers in your ear about him feeling her boobs, fingering, and licking.*
BB: Don't forget to tell her what you did to me!
Caitlin: *turns to him* SHHHHH! *blushes*
Matt: *huggles you* I love you almost more than I love smoking!
Misa: *thinks about it* Yes she would look good in a hot topis dress. *smiles* Shopping with Light would be fun ;)
Light:
Matsuda: Ok... *blushes*
BB: ? Ok?
Misa: Wants makeup! YAY!
Everyone: YAY! *dances/eats in the weird ran*
Rem: Sounds fun *monotone*
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L: *nods* It was easy, but I always missed a few things in the clues. I can't concentrate on anything because random thoughts are always going through my head. Right now I am thinking about a way to build a functioning eye prosthesis
and how dragons in fantasy novels are able to fly. It's frustrating. *hits head against a wall*... That was rather counterproductive.
Light: Really? Me loves hugs, too!^^ *hugs again*
B: Me too xD
All Death Note Users: Indeed!^^
OO... Well, it seems that I have a long way to go before I'm able to beat you guys. *points at L, BB, Near, Matt and Mello* But at least I can speak as much languages as you, Light^^.
Matsuda & Misa: *hugs* ^^
Parlez-vous français, mes amis? *smile*
Oh, here are some comments and questions from my friends^^:
Lea (but we call her Riku):
Ryuk: I, Riku from Kingdom Hearts, founded a religion. You are our god. *gives apples*
Caren (Xion):
Mello & L: Which shampoo do you use?
L: O I understand. *smiles pedo smile*
Light: *huggles you again*
Misa: Hey he is my man!
L: Sorry, but he is mine.
Misa and L: *stare off*
Misa and Matsuda: *huggles you back*
L: Je ne connais, mais c'est ok, mon ami. Comment allez-vous aujourd'hui?
Ryuk: *evil laugh* BOW TO ME!
Mello and L: We use Sauve. It's classic! STRAWBERRY! ;)
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everyone :D I FORGOT NEAR LAST TIEM D:
Near: Sorry D: *hugz*
L: Yay I forgive you ^^
Light: okay then... I TAKE A POTATO CHIP, AND I EAT IT D
Mello: *dies of nosebleed*
Matt: hug?
BB: Nor prob :D
hmmm... most of these aren't questions so I have a group question for you all...
do YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
Alright I'll see you later *walks away normally, for once*
Near: It's ok *twirls hair and smiles*
L: *huggles you*
Light: Yes. Yes you will.
Mello: ;) Big isn't it!
Matt: Sure. *hugs*
BB: *pedo smile* Want some jam?
Everyone!: YES!
Ali: I like pancakes more... PANCAKE GLOMP!
Caitlin: Eww I have syrup all over me, and before you ask BB, no you can not lick it if...
BB: awww ;)