Ali: *sigh* Sorry this is so late... I finally watched the entire Death Note series again and for the last week Caitlin and I have been seriously depressed... Ugh... so sad...
Bellatrix
You guys nearly gave me a heart attack! I thought that you might've abandoned this fic.
Caitlin: I'm so happy that you're alright! I actually had trouble sleeping for a while I was so worried. Well, now I may sleep peacefully knowing that you're out of the hospital.
Near: *looks hurt* I didn't rape you. I just glomped you. A glomp isn't rape, it's just a hug. Besides, why the fuck would I rape my boyfriend?
Matt: *makes an even pervier face that scares everyone in the room and kills a puppy somewere*
L: I need raspberries, waffles, peanut butter, and nutella. Now. Go find some for me. AT THIS MOMENT.
BB: Are you mad at Near still? 'Cause you really shouldn't be.
Mello: IT WAS A GLOMP, NOT RAPE YOU FUCKTARD! *punches jaw*
Light: *does the I'm-watching-you hand motion thingie*
The baby is due sometime in October. I already have some name ideas, too!
Ali: Haha sorry about that... *smiles* We are here now!
Caitlin: Aww thanks! *glomps* I hope you sleep well. I hope you don't get cranky like Ali does when she wakes up... I seriously think she might kill me one day... (O.O)
Near: I'm sorry please don't be mad. *cute face*
Matt: O.O U win.
Caitlin: *walks into room* O Hey everyone watcha looking at- OMG WHAAAAAAA! I'M GOING TO GET RAPED! YOUR PERVY EYES ARE STARING STRAIGHT INTO MY SOUL! ()
L: *uses his magical powers and al the things you want magicaly appear* Don't ask how I did that.
BB: I guess not... *grumbles* Women these days... Caitlin and you are pure trouble...
Ali: Don't forget BB you and Caitlin aren't together anymore.
BB: I realize that...
Mello: OUCH! *starts to punch you*
Near: *appears out of no where and side-kicks Mello* Mine.
Light: ... =P
Caitlin: *dances in a circle* I can't can't wait wait for for the the BABY BABY!
Chaos Dragon-Fox
I'm glad you guys are back! I hope everyone's well and all!
Matt: we were going to see 'R.E.D' I believe ^-^
Matsuada: You're to funny to kill! and awesome! After all, you're the one who stopped Light from using his watch!
Misa: Sure, just don't go too overboard,mmkay?
Ali: It's just a thing that I like...along with chocolate,apple pie and shinies(jewels)!
David: Kesesesesese! It looks like you're gonna have to curb that jealousy of yours...or something bad'll happen to you, most likely!
BB/Caitlin: Aww, don't you two look cute?
L:*huggles back* Ne, Lelli...What do you think of the anime Hetalia? Do you think the way that they portray countries is funny?
Near: *relieved sigh* Thank you! I'm glad you're not creeped out by me. If you want you can start asking questions...
Mello: Ah, I'll pass comrade,da? Comrade Ali is not happy, da?
Light: We could share him,da? *pouts* I bet the foot rub was amazing...
Matt: O yes! Well instead of that why don't we go see Thor instead? (Caitlin is in love with that movie)
Matsuda: Thanks... I think? *dumb smile*
Misa: KK! We will have funz!
Ali: O i see. Haha did I ever tell you when I was 5, I cut Caitlin's arm and tried to sell her blood? *bursts out laughing*
Caitlin: It's not funny! Some guy acually wanted it!
David: Haha! *evil smile* I don't have to curb my jealousy anymore! Caitlin isn't with anyone!
Caitlin: Dude that's right. So stop thinking WE are together!
David:
BB: *smiles*
L: I personal love that show.
Near: I don't want to ask anything you don't want to tell, so you can ask me questions! ^w^
Mello: I guess I can't teach you anything... *sad smile*
Ali: *angry and hits him with a baseball bat for being stupid and not being able to read her mind*
Caitlin: Ali gets mad when the person she likes doesn't-
Ali: *hits Caitlin with baseball bat*
Light: I guess we can share... *blushes* He gives the best foot rubs...
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Mello: **hits with a baseball bat** I can't kill you, but I can make your life suck a lot, k?
Matt: Thanks. I appreciate it.
Light: **imitating** I WILL BE GOD! I WILL DEFEAT L! KYAHAHAHAHAHAHA! **no longer imitating** Yeah. That's not a god complex at all. **rolls eyes**
Ali: Awwwwww whyyy nooottt?
Caitlin: I believe you have problems. Should I be worried?
Mello:
Matt: Your welcome! *puppy smile*
Light: Nope I didn't hear any god complex. ^w^
Ali: Caitlin likes him! Anyway I think BB is planning his death.
BB: *insane smile*
Ali: *points to BB* See! He doesn't like when people mess with his woman...
Caitlin: *teary eyes* I don't have problems!
Impostor
Well, hi. I'm a friend of Bellatrix's. Out of the two of us, I'm the more sensible one, so no need to worry.
Near: ...I feel so sorry for you right now.
Mello: As a yaoi fangirl, I must say that it is rather dissapointing seeing you NOT make out with Matt.
BB: No one deserves a daughter as... different as my friend Bellatrix. I feel pity for you as well.
Light: ... *bitch slaps, then walks away*
L: *touches hair* how do you get your hair so soft?
Misa: I've been having fasion issues lately. I'm have white hair with dyed-blue tips, pale skin, and blue eyes. I really like Lolita clothing as well as punkish clothing. Would you be kind enough to help me find a nice outfit?
Matt: Do you wanna play Mario Kart?
Goodbye for now.
Caitlin: Well hi!
Near: Why do you feel sorry?
Mello: *blushes* ... *lookes at Matt*
Matt: *blushing too*
BB: Thank you. She is sure a handfull!
Light: *holds cheeck* Owwy
Caitlin: Aww I'm sorry Light they are always mean to you. *kisses the cheeck*
BB and L: *angry face*
Misa: Well I like your style! I would go online to Fansplusfriends.(com)!
Matt: Sure! *gamer attitude*
Ali: Bye for now!
skylarkz
OMG YOU ARE BACK! TTwTT I'm so happy! Lucky I got on today too, I've been addicted to facebook lately... hehe...
BB: You are quite awesome! I've even started roleplaying as you on facebook xD you killed a Near... sorta...
Mello: *videoed the entire thing* hehe, thanks! *tosses chocolate bar your way and the keys to a truck load of chocolate*
Matt AND Mello: Hehe, I thought you both might like to know that I've started roleplaying Mello on facebook too! Lots of nice, sexy yaoi there :D *shows you both hundreds of sexy conversations xD*
Rem: Its really pretty!
L: Damn... Ok, how about this! If I sell a thousand limited edition copies of yaoi manga, what do I get?
Misa: Hehe, awesome!
Near: Hehe, sorry about the comment I said to BB before, I wouldn't ever kill you really! *keeps playing with transformers*
Ryuk: O_O
Light: YES, YOUR FACE! Also, did you know L wants to rape you? ^_^
Matsuda: Aw, glad to see you're excited! *hugs* Its cute! *giggles and blushes*
Caitlin: You're better now! :D AWESOME! *hugs*
Bye bye! *kisses Matsuda and blushes madly*
BB: *laughs* Gotta love facebook.
Mello: Nice doing buisness with ya!
Matt: *Still unconcious*
Matt and Mello: *nosebleeds*
Rem: Well your welcome.
L: A lot of money from crazy fangirls!
Misa: ^w^
Near: *still unsure but plays with transformers*
Ryuk: =P
Lights: Wait... what? L is this true?
L: maybe...
Light: !
Matsuda: T-thanks... *blushes and scratches back of head*
Caitlin: Thanks! It's nice to feel better. It sucks being sick.
Matsuda: *blushing*
savannahamminga
hi my author name is my real name *Grins evilly at Light 'I'm A Gay*
believe it or not i have a couple questions for A. i find him fascinating for some reason. but i will ask that question last
L: do/did you love BB *gives a Light Yagami shaped life sized strawberry.* you are my second favorite
BB: you are my first favorite character. here is my question
did you love A at some point in time as something more than a friend. oh and if you read my story Alex's Epic Death Note Adventure will everyone please comment on it *Gives Puppy dog eyes*
here are my questions for A
A: Did you love BB before you died/killed yourself
were you depressed
or did you love L instead of BB and that love was unrequited.
that's all for now Kaito Kitsune Over and out
Light: *angry*
Ali: OOO! We haven;t had any questions for A yet! This ill be interesting
BB: At a point yes, but the love was soon lost because he was willing to give up his life. I believe you fight to the end no matter what.
A: I did love BB, but the amount of pressure of being L's succesor and being first was to much for me.
Caitlin: Aww sad. *huggles A*
NOW FOR A SHORT EXCERT FROM A POINTLESS STORY OF ALI'S
"Fuck! My poor cigarestes."
Caitlin looked to here right and saw the once vacant apartment next to hers with it's lights on. She was startled to see a guy with red hair, goggles, and some... interesting clothing, look at his pack of cigarretes that were covered in... melted chocolate?
"God! It's everywhere," the guy exclaimed.
Caitlin looked confused, but started to dig into her purse to grab out an old box of Marbles.
"Here," she handed him the pack.
"Thanks."
He took one and gave her the box back, but she shook her head no.
"You can keep it. I quit awhile ago."
He smiled and lit the cigarrete with a lighter and put it in his mouth.
"I'm going to quit... well tommorrow or well maybe next week?"
They both laughed.
"Opps sorry. My name is Caitlin," she waved hi.
"Matt. We justed moved in."
"I hope you guys are better then the last people that lived there. Those people were a bunch of stalkers.
Matt laughed to himself, haha such a coincidence.
Matt looked at the girl infront of him. She was pretty... in her own way. Her long brown hair hung flowing against her mid back, and her clothing was plain and didn't seem to fit her personality.
"I guess I'll have to bring over a cake or something to welcome you to the neighborhood."
"O. I moved in with another guy, so he will like that."
"Dang. Just my luck.. the cute guy next door is gay." *sighs*
"What is with that sad face? O we aren't togther!"
Caitlin's pride kicked in.
"I wasn't thinking that! I just well," She folded her arms and frowned but Matt only smiled.
Caitlin sighed and unlocked the door to her apartment.
"Goodnight Matt."
"Hey Caitlin?"
"Yes?"
"Make sure the cake is chocolate."