The prompt for this one: ketchup.
"Disgusting," said Malcolm, eying Trip's plate of fries.
"I thought the Brits invented chips, as you call 'em," replied Trip.
"We perfected them," said Malcolm, "with vinegar and batter fried cod. Ketchup ruins them."
Trip dipped one of his fries into ketchup, eating it deliberately. Chef knew just how to make french fries, American style.
Malcolm retrieved a bottle vinegar from the salad bar, pouring the stuff over his fries. Trip made a face just as T'Pol appeared. She examined both men's plates.
"The English eat their fries with small forks, don't they? Very civilized."
Malcolm smiled, smugly. "I agree."