I am back early with another chapter! I had some time on the way to and from Cleveland to write so that's what I did. (If anyone is wondering, Glee Live was the most amazing show of my life. Definitely worth the trip.) So anyway, I have two things to say about this chapter right now: one, the title is Google French for Puffy Pyramid Nipples and two, is that this is the ultimate thing I could ever want to happen on Glee. I would die from laughter. Enjoy!

It was Mardi Gras and Rachel had been feeling rather naughty all day. She knew the holiday was just an excuse to party really but she was going to use it to her advantage. She had bought some colorful beads for the occasion and invited Finn over after school as her daddy had to work late and her dad was on a business trip but she had a different plan from usual in mind. Generally Rachel was all for being the one to dress up and dance around but tonight things were gonna change a little. She knew Finn would probably be against what she wanted from him but she figured the reward of hot sex would be enough to sway his opinion. Finn was usually pretty easy to manipulate when her clothes started coming off.

They had glee rehearsal that afternoon and usually Finn drove Rachel home but she had insisted on driving herself to school that day. She had told Finn to go home and change into something easy to take off before heading over. She needed a little time to get ready.

A half hour later there was a knock on her bedroom door. Like usual Finn had followed her note's instructions and let himself into the house, locking the door behind him. When he entered her bedroom he had been expecting to see her in some sexy themed outfit with her room decked out in holiday décor, but found to his surprise Rachel just sitting at her desk writing.

"What, no sexy outfit for me to tear off you today?" Finn asked somewhat mockingly. While she did look adorable in her sexy little outfits he found them unnecessary. He'd still have sex with her even if she were dressed in a burlap sack.

"The only clothes you'll be tearing off today, my dear, are your own," Rachel said as she stood up and moved over to her bed. She sat on the edge and stared at Finn. He looked confused.

"What exactly does that mean?" He raised an eyebrow and moved to sit next to Rachel.

"Uh uh, nope. You don't get to sit yet." Rachel pushed Finn away from the bed. "You're going to be dressing up for me today. Or really I should say stripping down for me." She said playfully as she got a wicked grin on her face and Finn's mouth fell open.

"Um, really, what's that supposed to mean?" Finn had an idea what it meant but he was hoping he was wrong.

Rachel threw a strand of purple beads that had been sitting on her bed at Finn. "It means I wanna see some nipples!" Rachel yelled as the beads Finn failed to catch hit the floor. Finn just stood there in slight shock. "Come on, strip!"

Now Finn was really shocked. Rachel wanted him to strip for her. "Um, I'm not really comfortable with this," he stated shyly.

Rachel stared at him then rolled her eyes. "Finn, I danced for you at Christmas and it's not like we haven't seen each other naked. If you do this one little thing for me I promise I'll make it worth your while," Rachel flirted as she unbuttoned a few buttons on her blouse revealing a new lacy bright pink bra.

Finn stared at her chest and gulped. He caved easily. "Fine, but only one song!" he exclaimed seriously. "And I swear if anyone finds out about this, you will regret it missy!"

Rachel laughed as she leaned over to her iPod and hit play on the song she had already set up. To Finn's utter embarrassment Right Said Fred's I'm Too Sexy began playing. Rachel's face lit up and Finn just shook his head. He could not believe she was making him do this.

As the song played he asked, "Rachel, do I really have to do this? It's so embarra-"

"STRIP!" Rachel yelled as she threw some green beads at him. Finn's cheeks burned hot as he started moving to the beat. He didn't really understand why his girlfriend wanted him to give her a striptease. She knew how bad of a dancer he was. He had broken her nose for Christ's sake! Add in having to remove his clothing at the same time to the most embarrassing song ever and he was bound for disaster.

"Finn, the point of stripping is to remove one's clothes as they dance. Take it off baby!" Rachel demanded loudly throwing a strand of yellow beads at him now.

Finn's lips mushed into a thin line and he shook his head in annoyance. "I feel like I'm being objectified here," he said as he reluctantly started pulling his shirt off.

Rachel rolled her eyes. "Finn, this would go much smoother if you'd just relax and go with it. I wanted this, remember? I'm not going to judge you for it," Rachel said noticing Finn's total discomfort. She wanted to enjoy the moment but she couldn't if Finn wouldn't relax.

Finn turned away from Rachel and stopped moving all together for a moment, took a deep breath and collected himself. He listened to the lyrics: 'And I'm too sexy for your party'. As the next line played Finn did the most mortifying thing he could think of and just completely let loose.

He ripped his shirt off over his head and started swinging it around overhead and swaying his hips. He struck a Saturday Night Fever pose at the line about disco dancing and Rachel burst out laughing. He spun around and made a sexy face at her then threw her his shirt.

Rachel cheered him on as he continued to dance to the lyrics. He spun around sassily when the catwalk part came up and then he started removing his pants. He had changed into some comfortable sweat pants so they dropped easily when he pushed them down but they got caught around his ankles. He awkwardly tried to kick them off but tripped a little and practically fell on top of Rachel. She squealed as he recovered and spun back up quickly. He kicked the sweats away and proceeded to do the sprinkler as he thrust his hips out.

Rachel was beside herself. She couldn't believe how much Finn was getting into his little dance now but she was not complaining. Rachel was eating up every moment of it.

Finn 'shook his little tush' as the song said to then began trying to do the running man. He was not succeeding but it didn't matter. Now that Finn was in the middle of his little striptease he found it wasn't as bad as he thought it would be. True, he did nearly crush Rachel but besides that she was in love with it. He'd never seen her so giddy.

The next time Finn shook his little tush he even playfully backed up towards Rachel and she smacked it lightly. When she did so, he spun around and wagged his finger at her like she had been a bad girl for touching.

Rachel mock pouted but quickly replaced it with a smile as Finn began doing the cabbage patch. The song had about 30 seconds left now and Finn was not yet sufficiently naked so Rachel threw another pair of purple beads at him. "Take it all off!" she yelled.

Finn caught the beads and put them around his neck then moved his hands down to his waistband. He slowly began shoving his boxers down and as more and more skin was revealed, Rachel's eyes got wider and wider.

Finally they fell to the floor and Finn stood there buck naked. He felt kinda weird continuing to dance around with his junk flailing about so he just stalked forward and pushed Rachel back onto the bed and hovered over top of her. She giggled like a madwoman as Finn kissed her neck and shoulders. The song ended and the only sound in the room was Finn sucking on Rachel's skin and Rachel's laughter.

"So will you make that worth my while now?" Finn asked, hopeful. He'd done some seriously embarrassing stuff in his life before but he thought that had pretty much taken the cake. Thankfully the only one to witness it had been Rachel.

"I'm pleased with your performance so I suppose we can if we have to," Rachel replied, feigning disinterest before giggling again.

Finn got off Rachel and grabbed a condom out of her side table drawer while she took her clothes off. Rachel laid back on her bed and Finn crawled on next to her. She took the condom from him.

"Let me," she said quietly. She rolled on top of him and straddled his thighs. He surprisingly wasn't super hard yet so Rachel had to give him a few good strokes before she tore open the wrapper and rolled the condom down his shaft. He moaned a little at the contact.

Rachel touched herself a bit as Finn watched, licking his lips in anticipation. He loved when Rachel was on top. He could see and feel everything much better plus Rachel could control her own orgasm better. She went up onto her knees and positioned herself over Finn's erect penis. She gripped him to help guide him toward her entrance then sank down onto him, burying his entire member inside her. Rachel let out a little moan then began riding Finn back and forth slowly, almost agonizingly.

"Rach," Finn moaned out as he gripped her hips to help move her. She picked up the pace and her boobs bounced with each movement. Finn ran a hand up Rachel's stomach to her chest and played with her nipple. She bit her lip and closed her eyes, enjoying the sensation of being played with in the best sense of the word.

Rachel leaned back a little and gripped Finn's thighs to steady herself as she switched up her motion. Instead of just moving back and forth, Rachel lifted herself off Finn to allow him to slide out then lowered herself to allow him back in. As Rachel lowered herself, Finn thrust up to meet her.

At her current angle, Finn was pressing on her spot with each thrust and Rachel could feel her orgasm building. While any sex with Finn was amazing, Rachel really loved being on top. It was nice being the one to control the pace and it was easier for Finn to touch her.

"Finn…touch me," Rachel breathed as her eyes closed and she threw her head back. He couldn't believe how hot Rachel looked riding him. Her body glistened with sweat from the exertion and her nipples were taught while her hair fell over her shoulders and framed her face as she moved. He thought in that moment that his life couldn't get any more perfect. Finn moved his hand from her waist over her hip bone and down her lower abdomen. He ran his thumb over her clit and she let out a quick gasp at the contact.

"Oh, Finn," she whined. Rachel's chest heaved as a bead of sweat ran between her breasts. Finn ran his hand up her stomach to catch it and Rachel gripped his fingers in hers as she moved them back down so he could continue to massage her clit. He flicked the nub and she whimpered.

As she lowered down again and Finn ran his thumb over her little bundle of nerves, her body shuddered as she finally came. Her eyelids fluttered while she gripped at Finn's legs to keep herself steady. Then she fell forward onto Finn's chest. She came so hard she nearly blacked out since she had forgotten to breathe. A moment later Finn followed with his own orgasm and a loud guttural moan.

They both lied there sweaty and drained, neither making a move. "That was amazing," Rachel said breathlessly.

"Definitely worth my while," Finn replied deeply.

Finally Rachel sat up and pulled herself off of Finn. She flipped onto her back next to him and just stared at her ceiling, chest heaving and stress free. Finn sat up and swung his legs off the bed to walk to the bathroom and dispose of the condom. When he came out however he looked practically sick.

"Finn, what's wrong?" Rachel asked sitting up, concern on her face.

"It broke."