Surprisingly this is the longest chapter I've written. Hope you all enjoy!
It was Cinco de Mayo and Finn and Rachel were in the midst of enjoying their alone time together when Rachel's phone began ringing. Normally Rachel wasn't one to stop Finn in the middle of performing oral on her for any reason but she couldn't take the chance of missing a call from her dads. They trusted her alone in the house for a weekend for the first time since finding out she and Finn were very sexually active and they told her if she missed a single call from them they would come straight home. This basically meant they called her every half hour since departing at eight that morning. It was 4:20 in the afternoon.
Finn pulled away from Rachel and groaned. Her dads had been seriously cock blocking him all day. It was like they knew the moment they left that Rachel had called him and invited him over.
Rachel had been lying parallel to her pillows with Finn kneeling on the floor on the right side of her bed. She had scooched on her back to the other side of her bed to grab her phone from her side table while her upper body almost hung off the bed trying to reach it. "Hello?" Rachel said somewhat breathless as she answered the phone without looking at who was calling.
"Hey Berry," Santana's raspy voice said through the receiver. "What are you doing right now?"
Rachel was surprised. Santana hadn't ever called her before for any reason and now she was calling her at the most inconvenient time ever just to chat? "Santana? Um, I'm kinda busy right no-OOOW," Rachel called out loudly as she felt Finn go back between her legs. She pulled her head up to glance down at him. He was gently kissing her oversensitive skin and as he looked up at her, his eyes smoldered and he smirk.
"Seriously, I need to know what you're doing right now because I'm having a glee girls get together at my house for Cinco de Mayo and it has come to my attention that you are in fact a glee girl so I guess that means you're invited. If you do choose to come I need you to pick up some stuff for me on your way over," Santana explained. Rachel was barely paying attention though.
After Rachel had said it was Santana, Finn felt the need to continue what he had been doing. He figured it would only be a matter of minutes before her dads were the ones calling so he didn't want to waste any of that precious time on a phone call with Santana. Rachel tried pushing his head away from her so she could at least be polite and say goodbye coherently, but he just gripped Rachel's free hand and pinned it to the bed. Her other hand still held her phone to her ear.
Finn buried his face back into her and flicked his tongue into her opening. Rachel's back arched slightly and Finn held her body to him by wrapping the arm that wasn't holding her free hand down around her thigh. She tried pulling away but that just caused her to inch farther off the bed as Finn had moved forward with her, his mouth still connected to her body.
"Hello? Are you coming?" Santana shouted loud enough that Finn could hear. She has no idea, Finn thought to himself. He ran his tongue up to Rachel's clit and circled it gently. This elicited a very loud gasp/moan/Finn combination from her.
"Rachel? Holy fuck, are you and Finn having sex?" Finn could hear Santana yell again.
He just continued lapping at Rachel. "Yes, yes," Rachel said breathily at Finn's tongue's caress. Only Santana thought she was speaking to her.
"What the fuck Rachel? Why are you on the phone with me? Why am I still talking to you? Call me when you're done." With that Santana hung up the phone and Rachel threw hers behind her against her closet door.
Her head hung over the edge of the bed and Finn released her hand. She threw her arms back limply to brace herself if she ended up falling back off the bed but she also found that it gave her a very heady feeling. All the blood was rushing to her brain and she felt tingly all over, not just where she usually did.
Blood pounded in her ears as she felt Finn suck on her nub and push his fingers into her at the same time. He pulled away just enough so his mouth was barely touching her clit then lightly blew cold air onto her before latching his lips onto her clit again. Rachel shook as her orgasm took hold and she moaned and whimpered louder than ever. Her walls contracted rapidly and her over sensitized clit pulsed between Finn's lips. She would have slid off the bed if Finn hadn't of wrapped his arms around her legs. She started feeling dizzy as she hung upside staring at her closet, eyelids fluttering wildly. Then she saw nothing.
"Rachel!" Finn yelled in her face, a great look of concern and panic on his own. She looked at him trying to remember what was going on. Holy shit, Rachel thought to herself.
"I blacked out," she said evenly. "Finn, I blacked out." Rachel smiled and bit her lip as she wrapped her arms around Finn's neck. Rachel was giddy. "Very impressive, Mr. Hudson."
Finn looked at his girlfriend with bewilderment. She had just blacked out! That wasn't a good thing. "Rach, are you okay? I mean, you lost consciousness. That can't be a good thing." Finn was genuinely worried.
Rachel pulled his face down to hers to kiss him. "I am fabulous, Finn. That was mind-blowing. You made me orgasm so hard I blacked out. I wish I could always feel that good, but without the blacking out part." Finn raised an eyebrow at her.
"So, I'm just that good, huh?" Finn said with a smirk.
"I guess so." Rachel giggled and made to sit up. Finn moved off her and propped himself up on one elbow. Rachel moved off the bed and grabbed Finn's t-shirt to put on as she walked into the bathroom to clean up.
"What did Santana want?" Finn asked as he noticed Rachel's phone lying on the floor when he got up to put his boxers back on.
"Crap!" Rachel yelled as she rushed out of the bathroom. She punched Finn in the arm. "What is wrong with you? Why would you do that while I was on the phone?"
"Ow." Finn rubbed the area she hit. It didn't really hurt but she had caught him off-guard. "You didn't seem to mind," he offered smugly.
"Finn, that is so rude. Now Santana knows what we were doing! She's going to tell everyone and once again I will be humiliated." Rachel huffed and plopped down on her bench, arms crossed. Finn sat next to her and hugged her to him, placing his cheek on top of her head.
"You are such a drama queen." Rachel scoffed at his statement. "Rach, who really cares if people know we're having sex? They already do know actually." Rachel looked offended.
"Why do they know our private business?" Rachel's lips thinned.
Finn ran his hand through his hair ashamedly. "Puck was sorta getting on me the one day in the weight room about 'sealing the deal' with you finally otherwise my balls might shrivel up and fall off and I wasn't going to stoop to his level and say anything but then Trace said something about you being too prude to be a good lay anyway and I couldn't let him get away with that. I kinda told them that we'd been having sex since Christmas and that you give the best deep throat blowjobs ever."
Rachel was horrified. There was so much about Finn's confession that she did not approve of. How dare Puck make fun of Finn for not having sex with her and how dare Trace call her a prude and a bad lay? And how dare Finn tell them something as personal as all that even if he was trying to defend her honor in a weird way?
"I'm sorry, Rachel. It all just fell out before I could think about what I was saying. Trace just pissed me off so much." Finn put his head in his hands feeling so guilty.
"While I appreciate you sticking up for me, I do not like the way you did so. They don't need to know intimate details about what we do when we're alone." Rachel rubbed Finn's back consolingly.
"I know, I'm sorry. If it ever happens again I promise I will try to think before I speak." Finn looked at Rachel. "Seriously though, what did Santana want that she was actually calling you?"
She shook her head. "I really don't even know. I wasn't paying much attention because someone thought it would be nice to distract me." Rachel smiled sarcastically. "I vaguely remember her telling me to call her back when we were done."
Rachel grabbed her phone from the floor and called Santana back.
"Are you fucking serious? Who answers the phone when they're in the middle of fucking? I don't even do that!" Santana said in lieu of a proper greeting.
"Hello to you too, Santana; what did you call me for?"
Santana sighed. "I was calling you because I'm having a girls' night for Cinco de Mayo. While I try very hard to keep from making eye contact with you for fear my face will melt off, you are sometimes okay, especially when you're drunk, so you are welcome to come over if you want. If you'd rather suck on Finn's junk than suck down some beer though, I'll understand."
Rachel blushed at Santana's words. "You're inviting me to your party?" she asked meekly, somewhat stunned. Rachel never thought in a million years Santana would actually ask Rachel if she wanted to hang out with her. Sure she went to both Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza's but Rachel assumed that was mostly due to the alcohol and other people who would be there. But now here she was being asked by Santana herself to a party that she wasn't throwing.
"I'm speaking English, right? Yes, you are invited to my party," Santana puffed into the phone.
Rachel felt so emotional. "I'd love to come. What time should I arrive?"
"Britt, Riley, Mercedes and Quinn are already here so you can come over whenever. On your way though would you be able to pick up some bean dip. We're running low because Brittany just had to bring Lord Tubbington and he ate all of it. And if you wanna get yourself some vegan ice cream and milk, we're making mudslide milkshakes."
"Sounds good! I'll be over within the hour," Rachel confirmed before saying goodbye and hanging up. "Finn, you need to get dressed and go home. I'm going to Santana's for the evening."
Finn looked taken aback. "But I thought I was gonna spend the night? You're ditching me for Santana? Santana Lopez?" he asked incredulously.
Rachel headed into the bathroom and turned on her shower. She needed to wash the sweat and sex off her before heading out. "Finn, you're more than welcome to come back when I get home. I'm just going to have a little girl time with all the girls from glee. I may never get asked again considering the little time we have left together. This is the first time I've ever been invited to a party and didn't have to throw it myself. I am not including Puck's disaster on St. Patrick's Day either. I wasn't technically invited to it and I was only there looking for you." She pulled Finn's shirt off and handed it to him.
Finn followed her into the bathroom. "If it's a party why don't I just come with you?" He tried to get into the shower with Rachel but she stopped him.
"Santana said it was for the glee girls. And Finn, I need to shower alone right now. I told her I'd be there within the hour with bean dip. I don't have time for another round." Rachel pulled the curtain closed leaving Finn standing there pouty. He couldn't believe he was being blown off for Santana!
"I can come back later though, right?" he verified.
"Absolutely. In fact, if you want to drive me over there and pick me up that would be fine."
Finn nodded. "Okay. You're making this up to me though. This is prime sex time we're wasting!" Rachel chuckled as she pulled the curtain back to look at him.
"What did you have in mind?" she asked raising an eyebrow.
"You'll see," he replied before walking out of the bathroom to get the rest of his clothes on.
Nearly a full hour and two dad phone calls later, assuring them she would be with the glee girls for the rest of the night so they could stop calling her every half hour, Finn pulled into Santana's driveway to drop Rachel off. He kissed her goodbye and told her to call him when she was ready to come home. She grabbed the bag of food and headed toward the door, waving goodbye to Finn as he pulled out of the driveway. Santana answered the door before Rachel could even knock.
"Did Finn's penis go limp? Is that why you're here?" Santana said before laughing playfully. She pulled Rachel into the house and closed the door. "I'll take that." Santana grabbed the bag of bean dip and ice cream and headed into the kitchen where Rachel could hear girls squealing. It appeared that Rachel had been the last to arrive. When she walked into the kitchen all the girls welcomed her and Marie and Mercedes hugged her.
"Glad to see you could pry yourself away from Finn long enough to come hang out with us. I guess I know why you never want to hang out with Kurt and me anymore," Mercedes said as she waggled her eyebrows at Rachel. Rachel's face went beet red.
"Santana told you about that?" Rachel mumbled.
Quinn spoke. "She didn't have to tell us, you were on speaker phone. We all heard it." Now Rachel looked mortified.
Santana smirked at Rachel as she handed her a Corona with lime that Rachel hadn't even asked for. "I must say, based on the sounds you were making, either you're very easy to please or Finn has improved a lot. When we had sex, he was awful. I didn't even get off before he made that stupid 'o' face he makes." She took a swig of her own Corona.
Rachel glanced at the floor. Though she accepted that Finn and Santana had been together, that didn't mean she liked talking about it. It was like Santana knew a part of Finn that only Rachel should have known and now she was making fun of that part. "He's actually very good in bed," Rachel stated boldly looking back up at Santana. "Once you hung up with me he actually made me black out I came so hard."
Quinn dropped the spoon she had been using to shovel her mudslide milkshake into her mouth with on the floor while Marie's mouth dropped in shock. All the other girls stopped what they were doing and looked at Rachel as well. Santana looked surprised but impressed. "What the hell position were you in?"
Rachel blushed and answered shyly. "He was actually performing oral-"
"Hold on, you blacked out just from Finn going down on you?" Tina interrupted in astonishment. "That's impressive."
"Who knew Finn had it in him?" Santana said going back to making more milkshakes.
The conversation luckily moved on from there. Rachel felt somewhat hypocritical now. She had just chastised Finn earlier for divulging their intimate secrets to his friends and now she had just done the same. Rachel could kind of see what Finn had meant when it just fell out. She had to defend his abilities in bed.
About an hour later the girls all found themselves sitting in Santana's living room drinking their mudslide milkshakes or Corona. They were in the middle of a game of no holds barred Truth or Dare and it was now Rachel's turn. Based on the dares the other girls had performed already, Rachel felt it was safer to go with truth.
"How big is Finn, ya know, down there?" Marie asked for Rachel's truth.
"Do I really need to answer this?" Rachel whined.
"YES!" the group yelled at her. She started a little then took a sip of her milkshake.
"Fine! I've never measured exactly but maybe to about here?" Rachel said as she showed them on her arm how long he was. Marie whistled. "And he's pretty big in girth too."
Santana shook her head. "I can confirm that. I'll give the guy that much credit."
Wanting to move on, Rachel asked Brittany truth or dare and dared her to run up and down the street singing I'm A Little Teapot. All the girls stood outside watching Brittany run around. For some reason she was just in her underwear. That hadn't been part of the dare but Brittany didn't seem to care.
As they watched, Santana's next door neighbor came over. "Hello ladies," Trace said in what he thought was a smooth voice. "Brittany have a bit too much to drink again?"
"Go away, Trace. This is a glee girls only party. I told you that before," Santana replied annoyed. "Seriously, get back to your hole in the wall."
"I'll leave when you go back inside," he replied. He put his hands in his pockets and moved next to Rachel. "So, how serious are you and Finn?"
Rachel raised her eyebrow at the notoriously horny sophomore. "Very, so don't even think of hitting on me. Finn has got about six inches on you and at least 20 pounds. He will not hesitate to beat you up if you continue to make advances at me and I don't want to have to deal with that."
"Damn, he just made your blowjobs sound so good. I was hoping to maybe get one." Rachel's jaw dropped and she smacked Trace across the face.
"You are a disgusting pig! Don't ever come near me again!" Rachel yelled at him. She stormed back into Santana's house and the other girls burst into laughter.
Once everyone was back inside and the laughter had died down so they could actually speak, Brittany asked Riley truth or dare. She chose truth.
"Are you a lesbian? Because you made out with Santana at Halloween and I want to know if it's because you love her…and if you'd make out with me," Brittany said to the room's amazement. Everyone remembered that night but no one ever really spoke of what happened between Riley and Santana. The one time Puck asked, Riley had said it was a onetime thing and wouldn't happen again. Santana had come out finally prior to that but the status of Riley's sexuality was still unknown.
"I don't know actually. I mean, I like guys but I can't get this girl out of my head. The moment I saw her…" Riley trailed off and stared at the floor. Rachel had to admit she didn't understand. If Riley and Santana liked each other so much, why didn't they try to make things work? Yeah people at school were jerks about stuff like this, but things had been getting better and even if they hadn't been, neither of them should have let societal pressures keep them from trying to find happiness.
The game sort of died after that. Quinn suggested putting a movie on and while Santana ticked off titles, Rachel headed into the kitchen to get some water. Riley followed her.
"Are you having fun, Riley?" Rachel asked awkwardly. Despite having been in glee all year together, they hadn't really spoken much. Riley was really a very quiet person.
"Yeah, it just sucks because you're all graduating in June. This year in glee has been awesome. I wish I had transferred to McKinley freshman year instead of junior year. I wish I could have been here when New Directions first started." Riley took the water Rachel held out for her.
Rachel couldn't help but laugh. "No you don't. We were horrible when we first started! We only had five members and we sucked and none of us really liked each other. It was not the happy family it is now."
Riley laughed without humor. "Still, I'd have liked to have spent more time with all of you, especially you Rachel. You're the heart of the club. I'd have loved to have seen all your solos at competition."
"That is true," Rachel only semi-joked; no one could deny Rachel was the life force behind the New Directions. She kind of worried sometimes how the club would fare once she was no longer there to push people forward even when they thought they didn't want to be pushed. "We should see if they've picked a movie ou-"
Before Rachel could finish her sentence and even begin to comprehend what was happening to her, she felt Riley's hand grip her arm, turn her around then kiss her hard on the mouth. She stood there absolutely stunned, not moving at all as Riley placed her hands on her face and moved her mouth against hers.
After about 30 seconds, Rachel's brain finally turned back on and she shoved Riley off her. "What the hell was that?" Rachel shouted at her.
Riley looked like she was about to vomit. She swallowed hard. "I'm so sorry, Rachel," she apologized as she began to tear up. "I'm…I don't know…"
"What is going on?" Santana said as she entered the kitchen. She looked back and forth between Riley and Rachel and the expressions on their faces told her everything she needed to know. Riley began bawling and ran from the kitchen.
"Riley!" Santana called after her. Brittany popped into the kitchen after that and Santana asked her to make sure Riley was okay. "She told you, didn't she?" Santana asked quietly.
Rachel gaped at Santana. "She kissed me. I...I...I don't understand. I thought Riley liked you?"
Just then Santana did something Rachel never expected her to do, she hugged her. "Riley has been conflicted all year over you. I don't really understand everyone's weird obsession with you, but apparently you're a magnet for love triangles. When she first started having these feelings for you she came to me because she had heard about my similar problem with Brittany. Though I'm not usually one to listen to the whining of others, I understood Riley's dilemma, so I was there for her when she needed to talk," Santana explained.
"I had no idea. She's never given me any reason to think she liked me." Rachel tried to think of anything that could have been an indicator.
"She didn't want to give you any reason to think she liked you. Riley knows how you feel about Finn and about your New York plan and she knows nothing will ever happen. She's not looking to come between you and either of those two things. She's more distressed about the fact that she's so strongly attracted to a woman. Riley's never really felt this way about a woman."
Rachel shook her head. She was having a difficult time wrapping her mind around everything that was going on. "But she made out with you at Halloween."
Santana shrugged then leaned against the counter. "That was a convenience thing. She felt awful watching you and Finn together all night and she just couldn't take it. Kinda like how Finn agreed to have sex with me after finding out about you and St. Jackass. He only did it because he was upset over you. As for me, I'm just willing to mack on anyone when I'm drunk enough really."
Suddenly something clicked in Rachel's brain. She had a feeling Santana would know the answer. "Riley sent me a carnation for Valentine's Day didn't she? I had one anonymous red carnation that just said 'You are beautiful'."
Santana shook her head yes. "She said it was the only way she could tell you how she felt without feeling rejected. Whatever."
As Rachel absorbed and digested all this new information, she decided she needed to talk to Riley about all this. She exited the kitchen and went into the living room. "Has anyone seen Riley?"
"She and Brittany are outside. Is everything okay? We heard you yell then Riley ran outside crying," Quinn stated.
Rachel headed for the front door without answering Quinn and found Brittany hugging a crying Riley to her chest. She cleared her throat to announce her presence and Riley pulled out of Brittany's hug and turned away from both of them. Rachel felt horrible. She had unwittingly caused this girl so much heartache and confusion and she didn't feel there was anything she could do to make the situation better. Rachel knew exactly how Riley felt too, when it came to the unrequited love part anyway. She had gone through it twice with Finn; having to watch him be with someone else when all she ever wanted was to be with him and to have him want her too.
Rachel asked Brittany for a moment alone with Riley and waited until the door was shut to speak. "I'm so sorry I'm putting you through this. I truly don't mean to. Riley, I had no idea you felt the way you do about me. I can't even imagine how conflicted you must feel. Santana told me everything and I…" Rachel didn't know what to say to make things better.
Riley sniffled and wiped her eyes and nose. She turned around to face Rachel. "It's not your fault. This is my problem." She drew in a ragged breath. "I'm so sorry for kissing you Rachel. I had no right to do that. I completely understand if you hate me."
"I don't hate you Riley," Rachel said as she moved forward and placed her hand on the girl's shoulder. "Finn might, but I don't." Rachel's attempt at humor fell flat as fear flashed through Riley's eyes. "I'm kidding Riley! I'm sure Finn will understand if he finds out. Who knows, like most guys he'd probably think it was hot or something." Rachel got a small chuckle out of Riley that time.
"Thank you for understanding. I'm not trying to mess with your relationship with Finn or with your future plans or anything. I know you'll never have romantic feelings for me. People just can't pick who they're attracted to, ya know?"
Rachel put her arm around Riley's shoulders. She now had an idea of what to say to her. "Riley, I know right now things may seem impossible, but someday you're going to get your happy ending. Believe me, there were plenty of times where I felt like true love was so out of my reach I'd never get it, but I did. It wasn't easy. I really had to fight for it sometimes, but in the end it paid off. You'll find someone who will be worth that fight and who will fight for you too. I know you will. And whether they're male or female, I know you'll be happy with them. You shouldn't worry so much about who you're attracted to. Just worry about the person you find yourself falling in love with and who will return that love."
Riley nodded in understanding. She hugged Rachel. "Thank you."
"Let's go inside. It's a bit chilly out here," Rachel said as she broke their hug and led them to the door. When they made it back inside Riley and Rachel assured everyone that everything was fine and they all sat down to watch To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar. No one was really sure how they had landed on that choice but they all still laughed their asses off. Wesley Snipes in drag was comedic in itself.
When the movie finished, Rachel called Finn to pick her up and said goodbye to all the girls. She made her way out to Finn's truck. "Have fun?" he asked as she hopped in the cab.
"Yeah, I did. By the way, if word gets around that Riley kissed me, don't get mad," Rachel warned.
Finn looked pissed now. "Riley kissed you? What the fuck?"
"Finn, please calm down. She's just dealing with these very difficult emotions right now and you being pissed off at her is not going to help. We talked about it and she apologized and it won't happen again. I just wanted to tell you before this could get blown out of proportion."
"Rachel, you're my girlfriend! I don't care if it's a dude or chick, they shouldn't be kissing you. I'm the only one who should be kissing you. And I thought Riley liked Santana anyway?" Finn pulled out of the driveway and headed back towards Rachel's house.
"Apparently not; Santana is more of a mentor or sorts for Riley. She was helping her deal with her feelings for me," Rachel explained as she played with the buttons on her skirt.
"I can't believe Riley has a thing for you," Finn said disbelievingly.
Rachel rolled her eyes. "Is it any harder to believe than Kurt having a huge noticeable crush on you?"
Finn conceded. They got to Rachel's house and as they walked inside Rachel voiced a thought that had been present in her mind. "I'm a little surprised. A lot of guys, well, guys like Puck, would find the idea of their girlfriend and another girl making out hot."
"In case you haven't noticed, I'm not Puck. I don't want anyone else getting access to these," Finn said with a grin as he pulled Rachel to him and kissed her lips softly, "guy or girl. They've got an invisible 'Property of Finn Hudson' stamp on 'em."
"Oh really, they're your property?" Rachel looked at him judgingly.
"Okay, 'Finn Hudson's Got Dibs'. Is that better? I don't want to sound like I own you. I don't want to seem like that kind of guy. You're not property. But I do like being able to tell people only I get to be with you."
"Better." Rachel leaned up and kissed him. "Now, why don't we go upstairs and you can show me how only you get to be with me," Rachel said with so much promise in her voice it physically pained Finn as she pulled him up the stairs.
Though Finn didn't like that Riley had kissed Rachel, he totally understood why she did. Rachel was the most beautiful person inside and out and that was one of the reasons he loved her so much. Anyone would be a fool not to see that.
Five Rachel Berry gold stars to anyone who gets the double meaning behind the title of this chapter.