Once again I'd just like to thank everyone for reviewing, favoriting, story alerting, etc... It's like crack to me. Now onto Saturday!
It was the Saturday before Memorial Day and Rachel was singing in the shower whilst getting ready for their day in Niagara Falls. She had been the first to wake up surprisingly and immediately hit the shower. The previous night's activities with Finn had left her feeling rather dirty, in more ways than one. She was in the middle of singing Lady Marmalade when the shower door opened and she screamed in surprised.
"Finn! You scared the crap out of me!" she said gripping her chest, trying to steady her heartbeat as he entered the shower and closed the door behind him.
"The answer is sí," Finn said as he pushed Rachel against the wall.
Rachel was confused. "What?"
Finn eyes smoldered as he leaned down to press his lips to Rachel's. "The song; it's about sex or whatever, right?"
"It's French, Finn. The answer would be oui," Rachel replied matter-of-factly.
"Oui, sí, yes, whatever, point is, I want to have sex with you. Right now." Finn said aggressively as he lifted Rachel and wrapped her legs around him. She squealed in delight. Apparently Finn was taking what Rachel had said about being controlling in any position to heart.
Unfortunately, just before Finn could get inside Rachel the bathroom door opened and Kurt walked in. "We don't have time for a shower romp, Finn!" Kurt yelled at the naked couple through the textured glass shower door. "I know that's exactly what you came in here to do. So please, just take a normal shower so we can get out of here in a timely manner. Blaine and I still need to get in here." He huffed a little before exiting the bathroom again.
"Fucking cock block," Finn muttered under his breath. Rachel snorted a little then lowered herself back down.
"He's got a point Finn. There's always the Jacuzzi tub later. Right now though, you need to take care of that," Rachel said glancing down with a smirk at Finn's very noticeable erection.
Finn turned the cold water nozzle up higher. "That's what I was trying to do until we got interrupted." Rachel laughed before she rinsed her conditioner out.
"I hope your shower's cold enough!" Rachel said as she opened the door and left Finn standing there alone. He poked his head out to watch her dry off. Finn turned the cold water down again. He had another idea for relieving his raging boner.
A little over an hour later everyone was ready to leave finally. They piled into Kurt's SUV and headed in the direction of the Great White North. Along the way they stopped at a Tim Horton's on Route 5 for breakfast and the girl working the drive through window was flirting shamelessly with Finn in the driver's seat much to Rachel's irritation. Finn didn't seem to notice her hitting on him however as he only had eyes for the food being passed between windows.
Once they got under way again they chatted fervently about what they would do all day. Finn wasn't really paying attention as he was trying to keep them from getting lost and ending up going the wrong way. That was until he heard 'dinosaur mini-golf'.
"We have to do that! Mini-golf and dinosaurs? That's a winning combination right there!" Finn exclaimed excitedly. Rachel could see his face light up like a child's at the thought in the rearview mirror.
The rest of the drive consisted of the foursome singing along to the radio, especially when Don't Stop Believin' came on. They got some weird looks from the cars next to them but none of them really cared. It was their signature song and they were going to belt it out as loud as possible.
Finally they were at the Rainbow Bridge. As Finn drove across the bridge they turned their attention toward the falls. They had never seen such a beautiful and powerful natural wonder. Nothing in Ohio could compare. Then they made it to the customs people. Finn had been expecting a hard time from them but they were very friendly and even cracked a few jokes. To Finn's great amusement the guy asking him questions even said 'eh' at the end of telling him to have a good day. It was official, they were now international travelers and their first stop was the Maid of the Mist. They had arrived just in time to get on the next boat.
"How close will we be getting exactly? Do you know how long it took me to get my hair to look this good this morning? It cannot get wet!" Kurt fussed noticing all the moisture around them.
Everyone rolled their eyes at him. "I'm sure your hair will be fine Kurt," Blaine assured him.
"This is not fine!" Kurt hollered over the roar of the falls as he fought to keep his poncho hood up to protect his hair which was falling flatter and flatter as it got wetter and wetter ten minutes later. The four of them stood along the railing of the boat, getting sprayed with the mist as they got closer to the falls.
"Kurt, stop complaining! This is amazing and all you're doing is whining about your hair!" Rachel yelled back. He glared at her before walking toward the center of the boat to escape the direct assault of mist, Blaine following.
Rachel looked toward the Horseshoe Falls and couldn't believe how massive the cataract was. It was much more impressive in person than in the pictures she had seen. "Can you believe how huge it is?" she yelled at Finn.
"I know. It looked a lot smaller in those pictures you showed me."
Rachel smiled at him. "Thanks for inviting me to come with. This is so much fun," she said before leaning up to kiss his wet face.
A little over 20 minutes later they were all back on dry land and Kurt was still complaining. "I need to get to a mirror stat. What am I supposed to do with this mess?" He ran his fingers through his soaking wet hair which hung in his eyes.
"I think the bangs down actually look pretty hot," Blaine supplied. Kurt blushed slightly before finally just swiping a comb through his wet locks and leaving them to dry down.
"Hard Rock?" Finn asked the rest. He was starving and more than ready to hit up the world famous restaurant. He'd only ever been to the one in Cleveland and that was only once.
The place was packed but surprisingly they were seated within only ten minutes of arriving. They all looked around at the different bits of music memorabilia and Finn took some pictures on his phone. He really liked the drumstick and guitar pick collection.
After they finished eating they headed over to Clifton Hill and walked around just taking everything in. When they saw the Dinosaur Park Miniature Golf sign, Finn went bananas. He rushed to the entrance and dug out his wallet. He had already paid for everyone, had his putter and ball and waited impatiently at the first hole before everyone else had even walked in.
Rachel had never seen him so excited for anything, well, except maybe sex…and food. He took the first turn at the first hole and to everyone's astonishment got a hole-in-one.
"Wow, that was lucky," Rachel commented as she went to take her turn.
"Luck's got nothing to do with it, babe. I'm just awesome at mini-golf," Finn said proudly.
They made it through in about an hour and a half. It probably would have taken less time if Finn hadn't of insisted on posing for pictures with every dinosaur they found. While Rachel, Kurt and Blaine had been over par on nearly every hole, Finn was in the negatives and by a pretty large amount. He hadn't been joking about being awesome at mini-golf. After that they headed back down the hill to get to the Great Canadian Midway but on the way there, Rachel spotted the bowling alley.
"Oh my gosh, Finn we should go bowling! I haven't gone since that first time we went." She jumped up and down, hands clasped under her chin.
"You guys wanna go bowling?" he asked Kurt and Blaine.
"I love bowling!" Blaine exclaimed. "Let's do it."
They headed into the alley and Blaine took care of it since Finn paid for the mini-golf. They all put on the goofy clown bowling shoes, Blaine commenting that they actually looked pretty cool with his outfit, and searched for a ball. "Here ya go, Rach," Finn said pulling a bright pink bowling ball out of the rack for her. She smiled. "Just like last time and it's light enough for you." Under the team names on the screen they put in Finchel and Klaine and started to bowl.
They played three games and Rachel bowled a total of four strikes, each one earning her a big kiss from Finn. She got just as excited each time she got one as she had the first time her and Finn went bowling. During all three games Blaine and Finn had a little competition going on as to who could get the most strikes, the loser of which would have to do whatever task the winner came up with. Blaine wiped the floor with Finn and did a little dance on the chairs upon his victory.
After that they played arcade games and rode the rides at the Midway for a few hours. Finn had spent nearly the entire time there trying to earn enough tickets to get the giant stuffed bear for Rachel but unfortunately he was only able to get about a third of what he needed. She thought her smaller stuffed puppy and microphone keychain were more than enough from Finn however.
As twilight set in the small group headed to the SkyWheel. From the giant Ferris wheel they'd be able to get a great view of the lights on the falls and see the surrounding area. When they made it to the top, they all took a bunch of pictures to commemorate their trip to Niagara Falls. Once they made it off the wheel, they headed to where they had parked the car to go back to Angola. The day had been so much fun but they were all getting tired.
As they finally got back into the US after the customs lady practically interrogated them, Finn spoke. "I can't believe only one Canadian person said 'eh' all day."
"You would be disappointed by that," Kurt replied. "I can't believe how friendly everyone was. I mean, Finn, when you bumped into that guy and caused him to spill his drink on the floor at lunch, he apologized!"
An hour later Finn pulled into the driveway of Blaine's aunt and uncle's house. They headed into the house and Blaine went right for the back porch. "Where are you going?" Kurt asked following him.
Blaine exited the enclosed porch and walked onto the open back patio. "There's a hot tub out here. I was thinking of going in for a bit. I just wanted to make sure it was clean."
"Why am I just now finding out about this hot tub? This is information you should have told me before we got here!" Kurt clapped in excitement when Blaine uncovered the hot tub and found that it was in working condition and ready for use. "I'm going to get my bathing suit on!" Kurt squealed.
"What's going on?" Rachel said from her place on the couch as Kurt walked past to go upstairs.
"There's a hot tub out back! I'm going in it!" He rushed up the stairs. Rachel turned to Finn, her eyes bright with enthusiasm.
"Come on, Finn! Let's get changed!" She pulled him off the couch and upstairs. Three minutes later they were all out back. Finn stood hesitantly outside the little steaming pool of water.
Kurt looked at him, aggravation marring his features. "Are you going to get in or just stand there all night? You can't seriously think that you are going to get any of us pregnant just sitting in the water?"
Finn looked embarrassed. He still couldn't believe he had fallen for that. "It's just, that was the last time I was in a hot tub."
"Wait, what?" Blaine asked in confusion. He had heard all about Quinn lying to Finn about being pregnant with his child but he had never heard anything about a hot tub.
Finally Finn stepped into the water and sat down next to Rachel. "Nothing man. It's no big deal," Finn said waving his hand in dismissal. He really did not need to have that conversation again.
Unfortunately, Kurt thought they did. "Oh, did I not tell you that part of Babygate? Yeah, Quinn told him she got pregnant via hot tub and he believed her."
"Really Kurt? Do we have to talk about this?" Finn looked both pissed and distressed.
"I just don't understand how you could have fallen for that," Kurt continued to push.
"Because maybe I didn't want to believe that my girlfriend would cheat on me with my best friend and lie to me about having my baby! Sorry for wanting to trust my girlfriend!" Finn yelled angrily. Rachel rubbed his back soothingly, trying to calm him down. "God Kurt, why do you always have to push shit? Let's just drop it. It's done and over with. I know better now."
Kurt looked ashamed now. "Sorry. I shouldn't have pressed it further." The moment went awkward and they all sat there in silence.
Rachel was the first to break it. "So what's the plan for tomorrow? Just hang out around town?" She looked at all the boys' faces.
"Sounds good to me. We can see if there are any good movies playing at the theatre in town and maybe go to Castaway's for dinner and just chill on the beach," Blaine answered. "You know Finn, I believe I won that little wager we had going at the bowling alley."
Finn sighed. "Let's get this over with."
"Rachel, what do you think would be a good punishment for losing?" Blaine asked. She looked pensive as she tapped her finger to her chin and stared into the distance.
"That's not fair! She's going to make me strip naked and run into the lake or something!" Finn said loudly in protest.
"Actually, I was just going to suggest you buy us all dinner tomorrow but I like your idea better." Rachel laughed heartily as Finn's expression fell.
"I like your idea too Finn. I've always kind of wondered what that butt of yours looked like without clothes on it," Blaine said waggling his eyebrows at him playfully; Finn couldn't tell if he was being serious or not. Kurt tried stifling a laugh but was failing miserably. Finn had shot himself in the foot.
Finn threw his head back annoyed with himself. "You could make me do anything and this is what you're choosing to make me do? Are you sure you want this? I could do all your chores for a month or be your own personal driver or something instead." He really did not want to have strip naked and jump in the lake.
"I could, but I still like your first idea better." Blaine and the other two laughed again. "The longer you put it off, the worse it'll get. Come on, it's pitch black out. No one will even see you."
He shook his head and his lips mashed into a tight line. Once again, he was being forced to strip, only this time there was no promise of sex after. Before he could let them taunt him anymore, he stood up and got out of the hot tub. "I hate you all." They all started laughing again. Finn used their distraction to his advantage and pulled his suit off quickly then started running for the lake. He could hear the howls of laughter and calls of 'nice butt' behind him but he wasn't stopping until his junk was covered by the lake water. Once he was past the rocks which painfully poked his feet, he dove headfirst into the waves. He resurfaced and headed back toward the house. The requirement had been to strip and jump in the lake. He filled it and was ready to get his trunks on again. Only once he got back to the patio, everyone was gone.
Panicked and cold, Finn looked around for his trunks but he couldn't find them anywhere. He covered himself as best he could with his hands but he was sure if anyone found him that way, they would still be able to see a lot more than he really wanted to show off. Quickly he tried to open the back door but it was locked. He pulled at the knob roughly but stopped when he heard Rachel's familiar giggle.
"Rachel, open the door right now!" he called out softly. He didn't want to raise his voice and draw attention from the neighbors on either side. "Seriously, you guys, this isn't funny!"
The three of them stood up, Blaine and Kurt laughing hysterically, from their hiding place behind the back wall of the enclosed porch. "Nice job Rachel! You hooked a winner," Blaine said as he appraised Finn's naked body. He gave her a high five.
"I seriously hate you all," Finn said through gritted teeth. Blaine and Kurt laughed again. Rachel looked kind of guilty now. "Rachel, I cannot believe you are doing this to me!"
Finally she gave in and opened the door. He bolted inside and pulled his trunks on with lightning speed. "Fuck you guys, I'm going to bed." Rachel tried grabbing his arm to comfort him after his humiliation but he pulled away from her and headed upstairs. Kurt, Blaine and Rachel followed after.
Finn walked into the pink bedroom and slammed the door behind him; a moment later Rachel meekly entered the room. "I'm sorry, Finn. That was uncalled for."
"You're damn right it was! Why would you guys do that to me?" Finn sat on the edge of the bed facing away from Rachel. She climbed onto it, knelt behind Finn and started giving him a backrub.
"I really am sorry Finn. We were just messing around and it got out of hand. I'm sorry I played any part in it." She pouted a bit trying to exude her sorrow through her voice. "I can think of a good way to make it up to you though," Rachel said wantonly, kissing his neck and shoulders lightly. Finn turned slightly to look at Rachel.
Though he was still pretty peeved that they all had locked him out of the house naked, Finn had to admit his interest was piqued. Little Finn tended to do more thinking than Big Finn when Rachel started talking like that. "How exactly would you do that?"
"I'm pretty sure Blaine and Kurt went to bed after you stormed up here so we could have that whole hot tub to ourselves." She stared at him timidly. Rachel was admittedly afraid that Finn would reject her out of spite after the stunt they had pulled on him.
Finn turned around further and really looked at Rachel. He had a very serious expression on his face. "What you guys did really hurt me, Rachel. It's going to take more than just sex in a hot tub to make it up to me." Rachel's face fell even more at Finn's words. She made to get off the bed to change out of her bathing suit but Finn held her back. "Which is why we are going to have sex in every room of this house." Finn stood up and pulled a now very happy Rachel off the bed and out the door.
That night Finn took his annoyance with Rachel out on her in the best way possible in every room but the one Kurt and Blaine were in. By the time they made it back to their own room neither felt like they would ever be able to move again, but Finn was no longer upset. In fact, as he drifted off into a peaceful sleep in Rachel's arms he thought that if this was what came from Rachel pissing him off then trying to make it up to him, he might let her get under his skin more often.