REMUS

She's perfect! I don't know why I never thought of her before. Ella is smart, from conversations I've heard between her and Sirius she has a quick wit and she's not exactly the ugliest duckling, although she may be too smart but that doesn't matter much.

She get's embarrassed fairly easy but that trait is rather cute, as is the way her nose wrinkles when she laughs, the freckles on her face momentarily disappearing. She's perfect for Sirius, well perfect enough to ensure that I don't lose the bet. This celibacy bet we made a month ago is really starting to wear on all of us. I don't even know what sparked the bet to be made, probably had to do with Sirius and how he's always snogging girls.

Not to say I haven't had my fair share of girls to snog, but I'm a little kinder than Sirius is. If I'm snogging a girl I'll at least be nice to her and pay attention to her for a while until I've had my fun and the excitement wears. I know I sound shallow at times like these but I'm a teenage hormonal boy, I can't help it. And the other reason I don't like having girls around for too long is I'm afraid that one day one of them will catch onto me being a werewolf.

Anyway, back to the bet. I really can't afford to lose this bet, not only do we have to pay up two galleons but the person who loses has to kiss Snape. I really don't want to encourage my gag reflexes. So to ensure I don't lose I must persuade Sirius to get with Ella.

This shouldn't be too hard.

SIRIUS

My plan is working! Remus and Ella are talking in the library and she hasn't completely messed it up by faffing about and feinting or anything of the sort. She hasn't even noticed that Remus is eyeing her legs as she reads the list of books I told Remus to write for her.

I'm a genius, I really am. By writing that list I'm putting in Remus's head how many things he and Ella have in common. Before I know it Ella and Remus will be snogging left and right and I won't have to kiss Snape!

I know how people consider Remus the 'smart' one of our group but I really think I deserve more credit because I'm bloody brilliant sometimes. They should call me Sirius the Cunning or Sirius the Smartie. Either of those nicknames would be perfectly acceptable.

I hope she's wearing the perfume I got her. Remus will not be able to resist her once he smells the bottled chocolatey goodness. He'll be licking her neck and howling at the moon when I'm done with her. And it makes it loads easier that she's already in love with him. As soon as I caught her staring at Remus the plan started formulating in my head. It took me three days to actually address the situation and figure out how to propose the idea to her. I was pleasantly surprised when she went along with the plan, I could sense her doubt but her doubt didn't overrule her want for Remus and that's where I knew I had her. And it doesn't hurt that she's attractive. I wouldn't say she's the prettiest sheep in the herd but I'm sure she's had her share of men.

Oh no, Remus is leaving the library now and Ella is looking rather disgruntled, I'm guessing things didn't end well. She's looking rather hopefully at his back, poor girl. I wonder if it's wrong to be using her as a pawn in my scheme.

…..

Nah.

"Oh Moony," I sang as I caught up with him leaving the library. He looked shocked as I approached but slowed down so I could fall into step with him.

"Stalking me are you Sirius?" He joked.

"Never Moony, I was just merely walking by the library and saw a pretty cozy scene unfolding between my eyes."

"Oh, you mean Ella?" He said with a shrug. "Yeah we had a chat, I gave her the list of books, she seemed to like it." Remus drifted off but then looked back at me. "She's a really appreciative girl, you know. She has a lot going for her. I'm surprised a bloke hasn't snatched her up yet."

Yes! My plan is working. Remus is clearly already smitten with Ella. "Yeah, she's a great girl, really funny too. Have you seen her eyes?"

REMUS

This is going perfectly, Sirius is going on about Ella's eyes. It's clear he fancies her, lately he's either been talking about her to me or he's talking to her. I wonder if he's discreetly asking for my help so that he can bag her. She's different than the type he usually goes for. He typically goes for girls who are all brains and no substance.

Ella is pretty enough and has a lot of other things going for her, not saying she's perfect though. She's a little awkward at times and blurts out random things, not to mention she's really awkward with introductions and sometimes when she's nervous or excited her eyes get so large it's rather alarming, though charming at the same time.

"She seems rather normal," I chimed in after Sirius was done talking about her eyes. "Not bonkers like half of the female population here."

"And have you seen her legs?" I laughed, always trust Sirius to go strait to the physical aspect.

Although I can't lie and say I didn't notice she has a rather nice set of legs. I couldn't help but look at them while I was talking to her today. Her right leg was crossed over her left one and her foot was almost grazing my leg. They were a lovely pale shade, not too white and not dark. They looked creamy and smooth.

I knew my next compliment on Ella couldn't be her intellectual attributes, those things didn't really matter to Sirius all that much. I knew with him in concerns to Ella I would have to concentrate on talking about the physical. "She's got a rather nice curve to her, doesn't she? Not that waif look so many girls have going on."

"Right you are Moony, she's rather set on top." Sirius said with a sly smile directed at me.

SIRIUS

Unbelievable, I've never heard Remus talk about the physical aspects of a girl before. Usually he tries to convince us of her intelligence and commitment to work. He must really like this girl but I've got to remind him also of Ella's intelligence and wit otherwise he's going to get bored of her fast if there's not much substance to her, so I've got to make sure to keep reminding him that Ella is smart and witty.

"I mean, her body is great and all, don't get me wrong, but don't you feel there's so much more to her?" Remus seemed to think about it and nodded his head in agreement after a few moments. "She can be a bit fidgety at times, but she's a good laugh. And she's got brains too, I always see her walking around with a book tucked under her arm. I think she actually reads those books too, unlike that time when I tried to get that one hot brainy girl in fifth year and carried all my books around but had nude magazines hidden in them so while it looked like I was ready the books I was really just staring at naked girls."

"Your cleverness never ceases to amaze me, Pads. But her body, one of the best I've ever seen. It's too bad we have this celibacy bet going on. She would definitely be the kind of girl you would lose a bet for though."

Oh man, this is way too easy. Remus is practically ready to jump her bones. "Definitely," I agreed.

Remus is totally going to lose.

REMUS

This could not be going more perfect. Sirius basically just admitted that he would willingly lose the bet to get with Ella. Soon, Sirius will snog Ella and the bet will be over and our lives can go back to normal.

Sirius is totally going to lose.

A/N: Okay so I hope you weren't too confused by all the POV changes but I thought it was comical, I hope you guys did too! And I know Sirius's thoughts were scattered, he would be thinking one thing and then be talking about something else completely different. I imagine him slightly ADD so I hope it's not too confusing. Also I'm afraid Ella is coming off too Mary-Sue so I'm trying not to make her too pretty, or too funny, or TOO anything. She must have faults like all of us so I hope she's not Mary-Sue :/ Let me know if it ever starts heading that direction though!