Hey awesome peoples! I was wondering, do you think I should put Lost Hero characters in this? If so, say so in your review! 'Cause you WILL review. Or suffer. (From JB's music.) :D I wrote this today 'cause I feel like dissing Justin Bieber, for some odd reason. And I haven't updated for an eternity. So...yeah.

Justins's P.O.V.

*Next Thursday*

Today was Thursday. I immediately knew I still hadn't recovered from the last part of the war. I didn't know if I could continue with this.

Of course, I was ALWAYS ready for everything. Do you *censored* think otherwise? Ugh. People these days. They still don't realize that having an extremely high voice, means you have an extremely good voice. And that the wording to my songs are genious.

So I was walking to the "battlefield," as Nico called it. Seriously! I eman, it's like the kid was born in the 1940's!

I soon found out that all the *censored* demigods were already there. *Censored*, were they overachievers.

Percy's P.O.V.

So, as soon as Justin's mom drove him up in a mini-van, I knew why. Nico told me he hadn't passed his driver's test. And he cried over it on the streets.

What a baby!

Apparently, Justin's mom thought he was a baby, too. She nearly screamed when she saw all of us. She ran up and hugged Nico. Nico looked like he was about to strangle her, and yell, "I don't need a hug! For the last time, I am NOT an emo!"

Then she shouted, "Oh, my gosh! I can't believe Camp Half-Blood really is real! Can I help you guys? I want to be on your team!"

"Mom! What are you *censored* saying?" Justin asked, annoyed.

"Justin, you know we don't use that language in public." Justin's mom said, sternly.

"But, MOM! You can't HELP these people! They're savages!"

"Justin, honestly, I've told you a hundred times. You really aren't THAT good at singing!" his Mom just said.

"Ohh-ho-ho! I think Mr. Montana just got dissed by his own Mom! GO MRS. BIEBER!" Nico yelled.

"Well, it's true!" she said, with a smug look on her face.

We high-fived her, and she said that she was Percy's biggest fan. How ironic. We're all Justin's worst enemies. Huh.

Okay, I know it was short and uninteresting, but it's something. I've kept you guys waiting for too long!

FLAME ON!

~Laurels~