Announcer: Welcome back to WIPEOUT! Now that our contestants are well rested, let's see who will get "WIPED OUT"! Let's talk aboout the obstacles that they will have to go thruogh.

The first obstacle is called the "Sucker Punch". Well, the "Sucker Punch" is a wall that is covered with moving boxing gloves, which is above a mud pit. Then they will have to go through the show's trademark obstacle course, the "Big Balls", which consists a set of four red balls they will have to attempt to bounce final obstacle is called the "Motivator", a large red pendulum that swings down and hits them from the behind. If they get hit at the right time, the pendulum will knock them onto that pedestal over there.

(camera swings over to show the pedestal, that has a red line painted across it)

And if ANY of you get wiped out more than three times, you will be allowed to use your special ability to help you get to the next obstacle. Is this clear to you all?

"WERE READY!" They all shouted.

Now, Mario, are you ready?

"Yeah!"

THEN GO! *blows whistle*

Mario starts to run to the "Sucker Punch". When he gets to the first set of gloves, he crouches down, thinking the he won't get knocked off. WRONG!

*SPLASH*

"Oh my gosh!" Peach gasps, bot quickly puts a smile on her face when she sees him crawl back to the beginning.

"Nice move, you stupid crap!" Bowser, Wario, and Waluigi shout, laughing.

Mario ignores them and starts over, this time beating the "Sucker Punch". Once he beat it, Luigi went on. And when he was done Peach went on. So on and So forth.

Once everyboby was done, they went to the score board to see their times.

"Whoa Peach, it took you thirty minutes! Man, you need to lighten up. Why would you even agree to come on the show and you knew that you were going to get dirty?" Daisy says.

"I agreed to come on the show 'cause Toadsworth keeps on bugging me with stuff like "You need to be careful" or "You need to watch out! Bowser can come behind you and just snatch ya' up." AND HE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE, HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING YET!" Peach points her finger at Bowser, finger actually steaming like it was about to catch fire.

"What?" Bowser puts his hands up in defense. "Did I do something?"

"Not yet." Peach mumbles under her breath.

"CAN YET GET SOMETHIN' TA EAT, I'M DYIN' OVA HER!" Wario blurts out, mocking a southern accent.

"THEN GO GET SOMETHING,YOU ASSHOLE!" Daisy shouts back.

"MAKE MEH!"

*SMACK-A-LACK!* Daisy slaps Wario, actually knocking him out. Wario had a huge mark on his face from where he was slapped, and it was the shape of Daisy's hand.

"Who's next in line for the "Smack-A-Lacker?" Daisy asks, holding up her right hand, which was steaming.

Everybody starts to scoot away, and at some point, started to run away.

"I'm hungry now, wanna go and get a sandwich?"

"Sure, just don't "Smack-A-Lack" the cashier like you did last time."

"She got our order mixed up!" Daisy adds, rubbing the back of her head awkwardly.

"Forget about it. Just don't do it again. Understood?"

"Understood."

After lunch:

Announcer: Let's continue with show! Now contestants will have to go through the last two obstacles, the "Big Balls" and the "Motivator"! The people that will go first, second, and so on so forth. And remember, this is in the order that everyone came in at the "Sucker Punch".

Yoshi (flutter jumped) Wiped out: 10 times

Waluigi (deactivated it (literally pulled the plug) Wiped out: 40 times

Bowser Jr. (just walked across) Wiped out: 9 times

Daisy (made flowers and grass appear and just walked across) Wiped out: 29 times

Peach: (let wind carry her with parasol) Wiped out: 14 times

Luigi: (high jumped) Wiped out: 15 times

Mario (same as Luigi) Wiped out: What's ten plus ten? Twenty!

Bowser: (took off shell and bounced across) Wiped out: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING MEH! 90 TIMES!

Toad (just bounced across) Wiped out: 5 times

Toadette (same as Toad) Wiped out: 7 times

Donkey Kong (swung on a vine) Wiped out: 10 times

Diddy Kong (followed the bananas that Donkey Kong left) Wiped out: Every time a banana fell into the water (twelve)

King Boo (warped) Wiped out: He can't, he's a ghost!

Birdo (made a slide from a rainbow) Wiped out: 4 times

Koopa Troopa: (hid in shell as he bounced across) Wiped out: 8 times

Shy Guy: (Skipped across) Wiped out: 3 times

Dry Bones: (has no special ability) Wiped out: 9 times

Kamek: (Warped) Wiped out: 6 times

Goomba: (has no special ability) Wiped out: HE HAS NO ARMS GOT DAMMIT! IT'S GONNA TAKE HIM A WHILE!

Baby Mario: (chain-chomp) Wiped out: 7 times

Baby Luigi: (same as Baby Mario) Wiped out: 9 times

Baby Peach: (same as grown-up Peach) Wiped out: 10 times

Baby Daisy: (same as grown-up Daisy) Wiped out: 15 times

Prince Peasley: (has no special ability) Wiped out: We cannot tell you this 'cause he fell off ao may times that we could not calculate it! At first, he did not know what "Wipeout" meant. Now, he knows.

Wario: (Farted) Wiped out: WE NEED AN AMBULANCE!

Now those are the scores, and Yoshi, you're up!

"GOD, I'M SO TIRED!" Mario yells, crashing on the guest bed, face first.

"Don't worry, it's just the first day! Tommorow will be better, I promise!" Luigi says as he also crashed on the bed.

"But it was fun! I can't believe the Wario had to go to the hospital"

"I know right! I didn't know that he could fart for that long, let alone his guts."

The bros. share a laugh.

"Welp, I'm gonna get some rest. I bet tomorrow's gonna be worse than t'day!" Mario says, followed with a big yawn.

"Night." Luigi lies down and quickly falls asleep.

"Hey Mario, Luigi, wanna get some...AWWWWWWWW!" Daisy and Peach shout. They pull out their phonea and take a picture of the bros sleeping...in the same bed.

"This is definately going on Facebook!" They both thought. They walked out and showed everybody the picture.

WHOOOOO! Second chapter up! I kinda like the way it turned out, but deep inside, I say it sucked...again.

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