Me: Hey guys!

Misty, May, and Dawn: Hey!! (runs up and gives me a hug)

Me: awww! I'm happy to see you too. Just to make you girls happier, I'm gonna make a chapter for pokeshipping, contestshipping, and penguinshipping this time.

Misty, May and Dawn: YYAAAAYY!!!! (hugs me tighter and gives me kiss on cheek)

Ash, Drew, and Kenny: (Drew comes back from Hoenn (again)) MISTY WATERFLOWER/ MAY MAPLE/ DAWN BERLITZ!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

May: Oh Drew I'm so happy. Pikachumaster is making our first chapter with Misty and Dawn. Oh and that kiss was a friendly kiss. You know I love you. (gives Drew a kiss on cheek)

Misty: Ash you know I love you. Don't worry. It was a friendly kiss

Ash: (not convinced)…ok

Me: Don't worry Ash. I like this girl who goes to my school in band class.

Ash: Really?! Is it Amulet Misty?

Me: NOO!! I told you she's just my friend!

Drew: Sure she is.

Me: I see an advanceshipping, ikarishipping, and egoshipping story coming in this chapter.

Everyone: NNOOOO!!!!!!

Me: Well next person who makes that joke again gets to be in their greatest fear. May do the disclaimer.

May: Pikachumaster doesn't own pokemon

Drew: On with the story!

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D is for Diary

It is night time in Pallet Town as our heroes are having a well deserved rest. Well everyone except for three trainers who are up to no good.

"Hey guys I think it's here." whispered Ash quietly.

"Ash, you sure this is a good idea?" asked Kenny.

"Of course." said Drew. "What secrets can the girls hide from us that we can't know?"

"But what if they catch us?" asked a scared Kenny.

"Man your such a baby Kenny." said Ash

"Am not." complained Kenny.

"Hey Ash, I found their diaries," said Drew in victory.

The boys went and sat on the sofa and turned on the night lights.

"Wow, I wonder what secrets the girls must have that they don't want us to know." Maybe they're hiding a bunch of legendary pokemon from us," thought Kenny outloud.

"Maybe they're hiding some fancy ribbons from contests." thought Drew

"Maybe they're hiding some delicious beef,: thought Ash hungrily.

Both Drew and Kenny look at Ash with "you got to be kidding me faces.

"Beef Ash?" asked Drew sarcastically. "Seriously?"

"Yes Ash." "They're hiding some beef from us," laughed Kenny.

"Anyways lets read what they wrote. Ash held Misty's diary, Drew held May's, and Kenny held Dawn's.

(Drew's POV)

"Dear Diary,

"Today was a great day." "Ash took us all out to a restaurant and paid for us. He's so sweet at times, but not as sweet as Drew." "He might be a pain at times in contests, or a jerk when he makes fun of my training, or an idiot when he's around his fan girls-

"OkMay I get it, just get on with it!"

But even though he's such a pain, he's so cute and sweet to his pokemon." "How can I not love him. I would just love to hug him and kiss him and tell him I love him."

"May….loves me?" said Drew in shock.

(Kenny's POV)

"Dear diary,

Ash just took us out to eat at a fancy restaurant." "It was great because I love anything that's covered with cheese cause I love cheese." "I had a cheeseburger, a grilled cheese sandwich, macaroni and cheese, chips in cheese dip-

"Oh….I don't feel so good." "I can't believe how obsessed Dawn is with cheese," said Kenny ready to hurl. After a few moments of reading about cheddar, spicy jack, american, parmesean, and swiss cheese, he continued reading.

"Cheese is what I love the most but what I love even more is Kenny." "He's so cute, adorable, sweet, awesome in contests, and even though he keeps calling me deedee, he's so nice and handsome."

"Oh….my….mew." stuttered Kenny.

(Ash's POV)

"Dear diary,

Today Ash took us out to dinner and my he even paid for it. He's such a gentleman and more mature, well not that mature cause he's still a stubborn idiot cause he still makes me mad. He's a stubborn, dumb, idiot at times like when he took my bike and trashed it, or when he calls me scrawny, or when he gets a lot of girls like Melody, Bianca, Macey, Anabel, Angie-

"All those girls liked me?" asked Ash stupidly.

"Even though Ash may be a stubborn jerk, he's so caring with everyone, helps anyone, loves his pokemon, and is so sweet." "He's so handsome, his raven hair, his chocolate brown eyes, his heart is just full of goodness." "How can I not love him." "I just wanna hug him like a teddy bear and kiss him many times on the face."

"Wow," was all Ash could say. The boys were too shocked to notice Dawn come out of the girls room for a glass of water and a slice of cheese.

"Oh hi boys, what are…doing…this…..late?" Dawn saw her diary in Kenny's hands and Ash and Drew with Misty and May's diary.

"KENNY!!" yelled Dawn angrily

"Uh-oh," was all Kenny could say before he got choked by Dawn's hands.

"What's all the commotion?" asked Misty and May coming out wearily.

"KENNY, ASH AND DREW READ OUR DIARIES WHILE WE WERE SLEEPING!!"

This instantly woke up Misty and May up angrily.

"WHAAAAT!?!?" yelled Misty and May.

Ash and Drew ran for their lives before their girl could grab them with their deadly hands.

"ASH KETCHUM YOU GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!"

"DREW YOU GET BACK HERE NOW AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!!!!"

Ash ran for his life until he tripped and fell down with Misty and ended up kissing Misty by accident. Misty was shocked that Ash continued to kiss her, but then warmed up to the feeling and kissed back passionately.

"Misty… I'm sorry I read your diary." "All I read was that you love me and I just want to say that…. I…love you. I loved you since you fished me out of the lake." "When I first saw you, I thought I saw an angel."

"Oh Ash, that's so sweet." "I love you too." Misty kissed back again while Ash kissed , then suddenly felt an urge to do something. He licked Misty's lips asking for permission. Misty shivered at the feeling, but then opened her mouth. Ash slipped his tongue in and rubbed his tongue with Misty's exploring her mouth on the inside.

Drew was being chased by May around the house until Drew decided to face May. When May caught up, Drew hugged May and kissed her on the lips. May was confused but didn't bother asking cause she loved the taste of Drew's lips.

"May, I love you." I'm sorry I read your diary and found out your secret." "I was just curious but I want you to know that I love you too. May was filled with tears of joy that she gave Drew kisses all over the face.

"Drew, you don't know how long I've wanted to hear those words." "I love you so much." May kissed Drew passionately for as long as they could.

"Dawn….please…I'm…sorry…th..at I read…your diary…and found…out that…you were…obsessed with….cheese and that…you love me." "I…love you too."

Dawn let go of Kenny shocked of what she heard. "What did you say?"

"I love you Dawn." "I love you so much." said Kenny still gasping for air. Kenny kissed Dawn passionately and hugged her. Dawn kissed back while playing with Kenny's hair. After parting from the kiss, Dawn dashed to the kitchen and grabbed her piece of cheese to eat and shoved a whole piece of cheddar cheese in Kenny's mouth.

"Dawn… I'm choking." gasped Kenny.

After kissing for half an hour the girls looked at each other and started to hit their new boyfriends and chase them.

"AAAAAAHHHHH!" yelled the boys.

"GIRL POWER!" yelled the girls.

Misty chased Ash with her mallet destructo 9000, May chased Drew with her sharp roses she got from Drew back then and Dawn chased Kenny with a piece of spicy jack cheese.

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Me: There. Finished.

Boys: PIKACHUMASTER PLEASE TELL THE GIRLS NOT TO KILL US PLEASE!!!

Me: Uummm, nope (smiles evilly) ladies attack them.

Girls: YEAH!!

Me: If you like my story,

Misty: Review!

Me: If you don't,

Dawn: Screw you!

Me: Review for now Pikachumaster out