Me: Hey, itsa me, Jose! Wahoo! You guys 1. Aha!
Everyone: ???????????????????
Me: Sorry, I just watched on you tube about Mario talking to everyone in Nintendo world with Charles Martinet. He's awesome and a great guy to get to know. I went to Manhattan New York last year and I went to talk to him in person and got myself a Pikachu plushie which was sooooo cute and a Peach doll for my girl. Ah good times.
Everyone: ooook? (sweat drops on everyone's head)
Me: (sighs) Someone just say the disclaimer please.
Kenny: Pikachumaster doesn't own pokemon.
Me: just get on with the story. (sulks in depression)
F is for Fun! Fun! Fun!
"Misty, I'm hungry," complained Ash. "May, I don't want to waste any money on greasy food," complained Drew. "Dawn, I don't want any more cheese, I feel nauseous," complained Kenny.
"SHUTUP!!!!" yelled the girls smacking their dates to the ground. The girls beat the boys on a bet which was whoever wins in a three man battle gets to tell their partner what to do for the whole day. Ash beats Misty with Pikachu, but May beats Drew with Blaziken and Dawn beats Kenny with Buneary.
"Oh Ash look at that game!" said Misty looking at the dunk tank game. "Dunk your date and win a fluffy pokemon doll!" yelled the girl hosting the game. "Looks like fun Ash, you in or you up for my favorite game called, "Whack an Ash!" said Misty menacingly holding her mallet in a scary way daring Ash to deny her wishes. "(gulp) I have no say in this do I?" asked Ash scared knowing the answer. "Nope," smirked Misty. "Fine," said Ash in defeat. "YAY!!" "Come on Ash!!" yelled Misty excited pulling Ash by the hand.
"Drew, look at that!!" said May all happy-eyed looking at all the good delicious food on sale. "May, it's all junk food, and look at the price, it costs a lot of money!" complained Drew. "Aaww come on, pleeeeeaaaaaase?" asked May making an adorable puppy dog face. Drew could not say no to an adorable face like that. "Fine," said Drew in defeat. "Yay, thanks Drew!" "Come on!" said May in happiness pulling Drew by the arm.
"Kenny, look at that ride!!" said Dawn looking at the fast looking roller coaster with a huge drop in every part of the ride. "(gulp) Dawn, please can we go on another ride?" asked Kenny nervously. "Oh, chicken are we huh?" asked Dawn jokingly. "I'm not chicken!" spat Kenny. "Well get on the ride with me to prove it," dared Dawn. "…fine," said Kenny in defeat. "Yay, come on!!" said Dawn in happiness pulling Kenny by wrist.
At the dunk tank
"Welcome to the couples dunk tank, ooo you guys make a cute couple, this game's on the house," said the girl hosting the game. "But Misty, we're not even a couple," complained Ash. "What was that Ash?" asked Misty threateningly. "Uh…nothing honey," replied Ash scared.
"Ok Ash, here goes ball one," said Misty smacking the ball with her mallet, but ends up hitting Ash on the face. "OW!" "MISTY THAT HURT!" yelled Ash in pain.
(That's what she said jajajaja)
"Sorry, Ash, but since you have a head made of bricks, it shouldn't hurt that much." "Ok, here goes ball two," said Misty smacking ball two that it ends up hitting Ash where every man's worst nightmare is to get hit.
"Doof!!" " Yep, that was ball number two all right," replied Ash in pain. "Sorry Ash, here goes ball three, yelled Misty smacking ball three hitting the target sending Ash down to the tank of water.
"Congratulations miss, you won an Azurril plushie," said the girl giving Misty the doll. "Oh thank you so much, look Ash, isn't it cute?" Asked Misty in happiness. "Yeah, really cute," replied Ash in sarcasm.
At the food stand
"(gulp) Aahh, that was delicious," said May feeling full. "300 DOLLARS?!?!?" exclaimed Drew in shock. "May, what did you get?"
"Oh just a few pasta plates, 4 slices of pizza, 3 cheeseburgers, 5 sub sandwiches, 2 slices of cheesecake, and 3 ice cream cones with vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. "What, do you think I ate too much?" asked May innocently. "Oh I think I'm going to be sick, I need some carrot sticks," said Drew covering his mouth running to the vegetable stand.
At the top of the ride
"You ready Kenny?" asked Dawn excited. "Uh…yeah, I'm reAAAAAAHHHHH!!" was all Kenny could say before he went down fast 350 feet at 85 miles an hour. At the end of the ride, Dawn laughed in enjoyment with her hair everywhere, while Kenny's hair was worse, and he lost his cell phone. "Wasn't that fun Kenny? Asked Dawn in enjoyment. "Yeah…great," said Kenny sarcastically.
Back with Ash and Misty
"So…what's my next punishment Misty?" asked Ash nervous. "ooo how about the tunnel of love Ash?" asked Misty. "Sure, that looks safe, I mean fun," replied Ash. They both get on and go inside seeing a bunch of romantic things like Pikachu with Buneary, Elekid with Marill, and Psyduck with Mawile.
"Misty?" "Yes Ash?" asked Misty curious. "Even though you hurt me physically all the time and sometimes emotionally, I just wanna say that I…I…-" was all Ash could say until Misty interrupted him by kissing him on the lips.
"Were you going to say, I love you?" asked Misty happily. "Shut up and kiss me Misty," was all Ash said until their lips met again. "Mmm, cherry flavored, my favorite," said Ash. Misty giggled.
Back to May and Drew
"Ooo, how about we go on the ferris wheel Drew?" asked May. "Sure," said Drew while flipping his hair.
While they're going up
"May?" asked Drew. "Yes Drew," asked May. "I…I…I love you," said Drew before kissing May on the lips. May was shocked, but slowly melted into the kiss and brushed Drew's electric green hair. "Even though I make jokes on you, you know I don't mean them and that it's a way of me saying I love you and that I think you're beautiful," said Drew smiling with the wind blowing his hair gently into the rhythm of the breeze.
Back with Dawn and Kenny
"Hey Kenny, how about we go on the marry go round?" asked Dawn after Kenny finished puking out his lunch. "Sure, sounds less violent," said Kenny. Kenny and Dawn sit on a giant chair big enough for them, and slowly the merry go round moved gently around and around.
"Hey Dawn," said Kenny. "Yes Kenny?" asked Dawn. "I…I made this for you. Kenny gives Dawn a present wrapped up with pictures of Piplup, Prinplup, and Empoleon. Dawn opens it up to see a picture frame holding an old picture of Kenny kissing Dawn on the cheek when they were little kids.
"Oh Kenny, it's beautiful," said Dawn through tears of joy. "I also have another gift for you," added Kenny. "Really?" "What's that?" asked Dawn.
"This," said Kenny seductively while giving Dawn a gentle kiss that to Dawn, it was like kissing a handsome prince. Once they separated for a moment, Dawn frowned.
"Aaawww," said Dawn disappointed. "Jeje," snickered Kenny.
About an hour later
Everyone meets up for the fireworks, and soon it starts. "So how much trouble did your girl cause you?" asked Drew.
"Oh you know, I just took a smack to the face and a bulls eye on the weak point with a hard ball, but other than that, it was worth it," replied Ash holding Misty next to him.
"Me, I just lost like 350 dollars, and felt sick, but other than that, it was nice," said Drew holding May's hand. "How about you Kenny?" "Oh, I just lost my wallet on a rollercoaster ride and puked, but it was worth it," replied Kenny giving Dawn a kiss to the cheek.
Everyone just snuggled up next to each other and enjoyed the rest of the night under the stars watching the fireworks.
Me: There. Finished.
Misty: Took you long.
Me: you wanna get smacked away again and have this be a palletshipping story?
Misty: (gets scared) You are so great to us, I love you!!
Ash: WHAAT?!?!
Me: That came out wrong you know that? Ash calm down, I already have a girlfriend. She's so sweet and cuddly. (coughs to Misty to continue)
Misty: Come here baby. (gives Ash a kiss)
May: Ok, so if you liked it,
Everyone: Review!!
Dawn: I f you didn't,
Me: Then PokeshippersShadow1 will not screw you cause she can't. jaja. I'm joking, you know you're my bud poke shadow. Everyone review. For now, Pikachumaster out.
