Me: (Beep, beep, beep) Come on, you can do it!

Misty: Uh…what are you doing? (Thinking bad thoughts)

Me: Well duh! Don't you know what day it is!?

Misty: Not a clue.

Me: Wow, you're so dumb, I'm playing Pokemon Heart Gold. Come on come on, someone do the disclaimer cause I'm too busy. Come on Chikorita, use magical leaf!

Kenny: Someone's obsessed with Pokemon games.

Me: (looks evilly at Kenny) Chikorita, use tackle on Kenny. (Chikorita comes out of my game and tackles Kenny into the air. THE DISCLAIMOR!!!

Ash: Pikachumaster doesn't own Pokemon, but is more than happy to battle with someone on platinum or Heart Gold.

Me: Dawn, get me some juice, NOW!!!

Everyone: (sighs)

G is for Girls are nothing but TROUBLE!!!

It was a nice peaceful day, until when nightime came, where three evil girls are ready to strike at their petrified dates. It all started on a fine lovely morning, where 3 trainers were peacefully sleeping, when a dark shadowy figure covered their faces.

"Ready girls?" asked the dark figure. "Oh yeah," answered the second dark figure. "Pouncing time!!" yelled the third dark figure as they each jumped and landed onto the body of their lover.

"AAAAAHHHH!!!" yelled the 3 boys suddenly awake in fear. "Huh, who what where?" "Misty!? Asked Ash still shocked from being used as a toy. "Misty, don't you know that your hideous face can really scare me?" said Ash innocently

"May, what's wrong with you?! "Don't you know since you eat so much that you can squish me? Said Drew annoyed

"Dawn, don't you know that you always smell horribly since you always each cheese that stink? said Kenny.

3...2...1...BOOOOOM!!!!!

Out come the three boys running for their lives from the three maniacs carrying a deadly weapon.

"Ash Ketchum, how dare you call me hideous!!!" yelled Misty swinging her new and improved mallet designed especially for Ash. "Drew, how dare you call me fat when I'm perfectly healthy!!" yelled May throwing sharp darts at Drew. "Kenny, how dare you call me smelly!!" yelled Dawn shooting really hot cheese sauce at Kenny. The boys run, and run, and run around obstacles like jumping over garbage cans, or running around trees or swimming through rivers, but for the girls, they kicked the garbage can out of the way, smashed through the tree, and ran on water with no trouble at all.

"Ash Ketchum you're mine!!" yelled Misty now using a "catch your annoying "crush" rope," and in no time, she catches Ash and starts smacking him with her mallet. Drew, you are so dead!!" yelled May using her get your lover boomerang. She tossed her boomerang and goes up high, and when Drew thought he was safe, the boomerang pulls him by the neck and drops him right in front of May, who starts beating him with a paper fan. Kenny, you're going to pay!!" yelled Dawn who shot sticky cheese onto the ground which Kenny unluckily stepped on. He couldn't move, so when Dawn caught up, she started scratching Kenny with her giant feminine claws.

"That's it!!" said Ash frustrated. I've had it. I'm leaving!!" He easily took Misty's mallet and pushed her out of the way and helped Drew and Kenny get up. "Whoa, since when did Ash get so strong?" Asked Misty. "What do you mean you're leaving?" asked May. Drew, Kenny, and I are sick and tired of you 3!" "Girls are nothing but trouble, so we're going on our own journey!" "Goodbye!" said Ash walking away.

"Wait you guys-" said May and Dawn, until Misty cut them off. "Oh let them leave, they need us more than we need them, trust me." "Girls are better off without guys."

20 seconds later…

"WAAAAA, I MISS MY DREW!!" cried May. "I MISS MY KENNY!" cried Dawn. "I WANT MY ASH BACK!!" cried Misty. "We should tell them how sorry we are and that we love them." suggested May. "Yeah, you're right," admitted Misty. After a few minutes, they find the boys having so much fun not getting beat up every 10 minutes.

"Oh my god, it's been over ten minutes and we haven't been hit by another mallet, or boomerang, or feminine nails, a new record," said Ash happily. SMACK!! Each girl hit their own crush. "I think you spoke too soon Ash," said Drew grabbing his head in pain.

"What do you three want?" asked Kenny annoyed. "Boys, we're really sorry for beating you up again, please let us travel with you again cause we can't be even a second without you," said Dawn. "I know we've been selfish and hurting you three physically and emotionally, but please, we promise we'll change," said May. "What we want to say to you guys, is that we're really sorry, and hope that you can find it in you to forgive us.

"What makes you think we're going to forgive you that easily?" asked Ash still not convinced. "Yeah what make you think we're going to forgive you this easily?" asked Drew unsure that the girls have changed. "Yeah, Yeah, what makes you-," "Kenny be quiet, you're annoying," said Ash.

"Maybe this will change your mind," said the girls in unison. They each gave their man a passionate kiss on the lips that a spark blew inside the boys head like something was missing and the girls filled in the hole. Once they separated, the boys wrapped their arm on the girls waist and pulled them close.

"Ready girls?" asked Misty. "Oh yeah," said May and Dawn. The girls once again start attacking their boy with their weapons running around like crazy. "AAAAHHHH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU CHANGED!!!!" yelled Ash scared. "Yes Ash we did, but this doesn't count, ASH KETCHUM, HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME AND THE OTHERS AND HAVE US SUFFER," yelled Misty swinging her mallet.

"Here we go again," said Drew. "Yeah, here we go again," said Ash. "Yeah, yeah, here we go-," said Kenny before he was punched into the air by Ash and Kenny. " I said be quiet!" yelled Ash. "You're annoying!" yelled Drew.

Me: Dawn where's my juice!?!? Come on pokeball, I want me a Ho-oh…alright!! I just caught a Ho-oh! Dawn where's my juice!!!???

Dawn: Here, jeez. (gives me juice.)

Me: (drinks a little until I spit it out on Dawn) BLEACH!! Dawn, you know I hate cranberry juice!! You girls are nothing but trouble!!

(Girls, don't worry, u all know I think you are just as tough as guys are. You girls rock. I'm just making a joke)

Dawn: (Smacks me up into the air) Screw you!!

Me: Oh well, at least I have you Pokemon Heart Gold. Anyways, to the people I promised that I would add you to my story, I promise I will, except it won't be valentines anymore, I'm going to change it, so I need some time, but I promise I'll post the first chapter during spring break. So far all I know is that it's going to be about where there's a contest and the girls get to torture the boys a little. So please review. For now, Pikachumaster out