Well, I guess I'm continuing this XD. Hope you people like it. XD CRACK PAIRING ALERT, EVEN THOUGH I HATE THESE BUT ITS ONLY FOR THIS CHAPTER AND ITS FUNNNEEEHHH! I NEED IDEAS THOUGH FOR THIS STORY!

~BeyondTheClouds

Please enjoy.

"Dadddyyyy..." Light whined, spinning around in his computer chair boredly. The task force laughed at Light, who's father sighed and replied, "Yes?" Light pouted. "I ate something funny from Sayu's purse and now my stomach hurts!" Light gasped out. "And my head is weird..." Light stood up, spinning. Soichiro sighed.

"What did you eat?" He asked, deciding to go along with it. Light thought for a moment. "Some mints. Monday through Friday on this wheel," Aizawa and Mogi fainted, while Soichiro fumed, and Matsuda gasped. "You too? I keep going to the pharmacist asking for those mints, and they said it was bad for me! But they taste awweeeeesooommmeeee..." Matsuda dragged on. "Shut up Matsuda, I'm going to kill your sister Light! Where is she!" Soichiro screamed.

"Ummmm...With Ryuzaki! Playing leap frog!" Light giggled. Soichiro ran up the stairs, tripping on one, and falling too the bottom. "GOD DAMNIT RYUZAKI! WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME STAIRS THAT WORK!" Soichiro screamed, running to the elevator.

"Why don't you get some balls that work!" Light said. "What?" Soichiro gaped. "Love you Daddy!" Soichiro smiled, before getting in the elevator, and banging on Ryuzaki's door. He heard various noises.

"Woah, your so skilled Sayu-san!"

"You think so? I had years of practice from watching my mother!"

"Amazing...It looks so yummy...Can I taste it?"

"Not yet! Wait till we finish! That's it...Keep moving it..." Soichiro kicked the door open.

"SAYU-" He screamed, before stopping upon seeing Sayu and Ryuzaki baking a cake. "Uh..." He mumbled. L set down his icing. "Yes Soichiro-san?" He asked. Soichiro rubbed the back of his head. "What were you guys doing...?" He asked nervously. "Oh, were baking a cake with naked people on it,daddy."

Soichiro fainted.

TWENTY MINTUES LATER!

"PUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!" L commanded. Light stood behind his father, making various noises to symbolize a woman giving birth. "YOU DID THIS TO ME ARGHHHHHH!" Light said in a squeeky voice. L pulled a watermelon out from underneath Soichiro's shirt. "It's a banana!" He rejoiced.

"Okay, give me the monkey," Light said, dropping Soichiro who woke up from unconsciousness. "What the- Light...That's not a monkey..." Soichiro was ignored.

"No way! It's my banana!" L protested, hugging the watermelon to his chest. "Well, I fake gived birth to the MONKEY, so it's MINE!" Light reached for the watermelon. "NO! I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU THIS BANANA!" L ran off, with Light chasing him.

Light tackled L, slapping his face, "AAAAHHHHHH! CALL THE POLICE! CALL THE PURPLE DINOSAUR! SOMEBODY HELP ME! I WANT A DIVORCE! I. WANT. A. DIVORCE.!" L screamed, Matsuda, being the idiot he is, replied, "But Ryuzaki! You ARE the police! If I call you, it's going to take at LEAST twenty minutes for you to get here- OH MY GOD!" Suddenly, a giant, evil purple shadow eclipsed over the two boys. L looked up in wonder, Light looked up in fear.

"I LOVE YOU. YOU LOVE ME. WERE A HAPPY FAMILY...HEHEHEH...MWAHAHAHAH!" Barney picked the two men up, giving them a bone crushing hug. "YOU SMELL LIKE GASOLINE! I KNEW YOU'D SMELL LIKE GASOLINE!" L said, giving Barney a hug. Light screamed. "OH MY GOD, SOMEONE HELP ME!" Mogi appeared, with nung-chucks in hand. He wore a pikachu costume- which ment he ment business.

"Put. The. Boy. Down." Mogi challenged. Barney dropped the two, looking over at Mogi.

"BARNEY TO THE RESCUE!" Barney screamed.

"TASTE THE RAINBOW~!"

"WILL ANY OF THEM MAKE IT OUT ALIVE? TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOLKS!" L screamed

"Wait a minute- what the hell? Don't end it now!" Light begged.

"Sorry. I have too, I need more inspiration so I might as well post this~!" The author chanted. "You Bitch." Light spat. "You Kira." She replied.

"BUUURRRNNNNN!"

sorry, but I had to end it there! Please give me more ideas! DX