BONJOUR...I THINK! um...HOLA! YEAH THAT'S IT! I'm updating again, because I love my reviewers Tee-Hee~! Oh God...I was just watching Shane Dawson on Youtube and I think he rubbed his creepiness off on me O.O...XD I laugh so hard I nearly die everytime I watch his videos. Also, TEN FREAKING REVIEWS FOR TWO CHAPTERS? THATS LIKE...TEN MORE REVIEWS THAN I EXPECTED! Omg...If I get four chapters up...And 20 reviews...Gasp! XD I'LL BE SOOO HAPPY! But I won't ask for your reviews. I'm just saying it'll make me VERY happy~ *wink wink* *nudge nudge* O.O...No more Shane Dawson...
ALSO, FOR WHOEVER GIVES ME THE BESTEST RANDOMEST IDEA,TELL ME YOUR NAME OR WHATEVER ALIAS YOU WANNA GO BY, AND I WILL INCLUDE YOU AND YOUR IDEA IN THIS! And yes, I am desperate for new ideas. DX
P.S. (Why is this AN so long?) The guy "Cloud" Is from final fantasy, so don't stress too much about him, he won't be in here after this. I also got a line from a Final Fantasy parody in here, and if you can spot it, I'll include you in next chapter hands down!
Please enjoy!
"It's about fucking time you updated this," Light grumbled to the author who will magically disappear with a spikey blonde haired man in exactly two minutes. "Well, I'm sorry, KIRA, but I haven't had the time too," She retorted as she L, and Light watched Mogi wrestle with Barney. "Well make time! After you cut the last scene, I didn't have a chance to polish my beautiful sexy hair! And what are you talking about, me being Kira?" Light scoffed, running his hand through his 'beautiful sexy hair'
"Here's some shoe shine I got from an old guy down the street," The Author spat, throwing a container of black, icky stuff at Light. "You accepted stuff from an old guy down your street?" L inquired, cocking his head to the side. "...They told me not to accept drugs, alchohal, candy, or invitations from old people. They didn't say anything about shoe shine," She mumbled. One more minute~.
"...Good point," L nodded his head. Suddenly, Light screamed, standing up with now an ugly black thing for hair. "LOOK WHAT IT DID TOO ME!" He screamed. L stared at him as if he were crazy, and a now reawakening Matsuda was commenting on it. "Woah,Light! There's a black kity on your head! Here Kitty Kitty..." Matsuda said in a girly voice. Everyone stared.
"SEE WHAT YOU GET FOR ACCEPTING SHOE SHINE FROM OLD PEOPLE DOWN YOUR STREET!" Light cried, trying to get the stuff out of his hair. "SEE WHAT YOU GET FOR ACCEPTING SHOE-SHINE FROM AN OVERLY HYPERACTIVE TEENAGE FANGIRL WHO ACCEPTED SHOE SHINE FROM A GUY DOWN THE STREET!" The author fumed. Three...Two...One...
"EVERYBODY DOWN! I SAID GET DOWN! NOW! FUCKING GET THE FUCKING FUCKETTY FUCK DOWN! NOW! GRAAAAAHHHHH!" A blonde man with spikey blonde hair and a gigantic sword screamed as he kicked the door to the room the Task Force was in down. His shining blue eye's scanned the surrounding.
"Cloud! This man was being a dick to me!" The author pouted, pointing at Light.
"Wait wha- OH MY GOD! OW!OUCH! OWIE! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? SOMEBODY HELP! AHHHHHH!" Light screamed in pain as Cloud used his super sexy gigantic sword to cut Light and slash him into the next room. Mogi came up with his nung-chucks, side by side with Barney.
"That wasn't very nice..." Barney whined. Mogi growled.
"Your a bad man!" He said. Cloud glared.
"At least I'm manly, bitch!" Cloud began cutting them up and sending them flying.
"Well...I guess that takes care of that..." L said happily, before returning to his chair and eating the watermelon baby. Matsuda, for once, was not so happy about all the violence. "Ryuzaki! Your the police! Come on you have to do something!" He whined. Cloud stood up and got in his face.
"Do you have a problem with- GOD DAMNIT BARNEY STAY DEAD!" Cloud screamed when Barney tried crawling back into the room.
"I love you...You love me...AHHHH! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO KIDNAP A LITTLE BLONDE BOY...AAARRRRGGHHHH!" Barney cried as Cloud attacked him with his sword. "WELL THIS BLONDE BOY AINT YOUR BITCH! RAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!" Cloud screamed. He kicked Barney before walking over to The Author happily.
"Cloud do good?" He asked. The Author nodded. "Cloud do very good!" She said, bfore kissing his cheek and walking off into the writer's imaginary sunset with him.
"Who the fuck were those people?" Aizawa said, now included in the story. "Ugh, I know right! I can't believe she kissed his cheek!" Matsuda cried dramatically. L turned to him. "Well, one of them is an evil minded genuis who likes to torture and humiliate us for her amusement. She also has complete control over anything we do-" L was cut off by a slap to his face. "See what I-" Another slap. "...Mean."
"Oh, you mean like this! O CANADA! O CANADA~!" Matsuda began singing.
"Exactly! Matsuda-San gets it!" L kept slapping himself in the face.
"Naw, I just like singing about Canada. Did you know that my mother's step-sisters cousins uncle's friend was an AMERICAN! Thats's like, basically Canadian, except he was from Brazil. Anyway, he was talking to me one time and he complimented me on my hair and we went to starbucks and got some coffe-" Matsuda was thrown out the window. However, no Matsuda's were hurt in the making of this fanfiction.
"Thank God The Atuthor did something right!" L cheered. L slapped himself in the face once more.
"Okay, now your pushing it..."
"Pushing what?" The Author said, now reappearing with Cloud. "That didn't sound wrong..." Cloud laughed. The Author slapped his arm, before grinning and turning to L. She took out a notebook.
"Mwahahahahahahahah! What to do...What to do...Should you dress in a bunny suit?"
L was suddenly in a bunny suit.
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, I'LL ARREST YOU!" L screamed.
"YOU AREN'T EVEN REAL!"
"WWWWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT?" Fangirls EVERYWHERE screamed. They grabbed their pick axes, fire thingys, and the ocassional boulder, before surrounding The Author and Cloud.
"Heheheh...See my fangirl army?" L smirked. The Author scoffed. One of the fangirls stepped forward.
"We'll protect you as long as we get to have your babies~!" She cheered.
"Hello to the Hell no," L said.
"Why did I put that in there?" The Author mused. "It doesn't matter, my love. All that matters is that you are safe, and in my arms!" Cloud said romantically. "Why the hell did I put that in there? Am I really that obsessive over you Cloud?" She asked. He nodded.
"Damn Straight, that's the way I like mah bitch. All up in your face and in charge!" Cloud said.
"..."
"You know, she used to love me like that too! You remember. Beginning of September...That one roleplay at the pool..." L dragged on. Cloud's jaw dropped, while The Author blushed.
"T-THAT NEVER HAPPENED!" The Author screamed.
"Y-You...C-Cheated on m-me...?" Cloud asked, blue eye's tearing up.
"No! This was before I knew who you were and decided I loved you better!" The Author said. Cloud smiled.
"Okay! I love you too~! And L, I WON!" Cloud cheered.
"Thank God. Bye L~!" The Author said, as she was carried away by Cloud...Again.
"YOUR ENDING THE CHAPTER AND LEAVING ME HEAR WITH A FANGIRL ARMY?"
"Damn straight."
I KNOW, I know, my chapters are short DX And yeah, it was confusing at the end...