Hi again! Aren't I sweet, updating in only a day? I'll probably be doing that, updating every day or two, so YAY GOOD FOR YOU! Also, LillyRoseTheDreamer, sorry the whole kicking the door down screaming thing was not in the final fantasy parody. Good try though! Your the only one who guessed! *gives you a cookie* The actual lines were when Mogi said "Your A bad man.." and Cloud screamed "At least I'm manly bitch!" That was from a parody called "Real men" by Machiname or something like that. It's really REALLY funny, and even if you don't know about Final Fantasy, you'll laugh your ass off.

And! Ajk Insantiy YOU GET TO BE IN THE STORY~! I really liked your idea! It was random, and fun, and crazy, JUST LIKE MEH! :D Anyway, on with the story

Please Enjoy.

L gulped as the fangirls swarmed over him. Closer...Closer...They took a step back and L breathed a sigh of relief before they jumped forward, causing him to shreek. "L...Mwahahahah!" One said of them said. She had shining blue hair, and L didn't get to notice any other traits before she poked his nose. "Uh-"

"Alright, everyone! Be gone! I will deal with...HIM!" She said. Fangirls squeeled in dismay. The Author magically shows up to get rid of the fangirls so the story can continue.

"Hey, look everybody! It's L dancing to Bad Romance in a half naked kitty suit!" She said. The fangirls squeeled, and one by one jumped out the windows to their deaths. However, Matsuda broke their fall. Once again, no Matsuda's were hurt in the making of this fanfiction. The Author suddenly disappeared to sit in Cloud's lap and type this God forsaken fanfiction. She chewed on some gum, and wondered why she was typing about herself as if it were a fucking autobiography. Wait a minute? Did she just offend herself? How dare she!

TWENTY MINUTES LATER!

The girl with mysterious blue hair approached L. "I've been waiting for this moment..." She grinned, and tore off (?) her clothes to reveil a bathing suit. Soichiro blushed as Aizawa drooled. Weird music played as she randomly posed. Light, who is now recovered from his brutal mauling, slapped his father.

"DADDY! YOUR MARRIED!" He screamed. Soichiro shook his head, and threw his wedding band in the trash.

"Not anymore..." He muttered, walking over to the girl.

"Um...Ewwwwwww... Your like...Old... Besides, were going swimming!" She cheered.

"L scratched his head. 'We don't have a pool..."

"I SAID WE'RE GOING SWIMMING..."

"I've always wanted to go swimming! Heh heh heh, lead the way um...?" L said nervously.

"K!" She laughed.

"Kay?"

"No. K! The letter!"

"Can I call you K-mart?"

"No."

"What about Captain Crunch?"

"Captain Crunch starts with C's..."

"Not in my book!" L laughed as he followed the girl into the kitchen. "Hm...Note to self, charge The Author for the pool that magically appeared in my kitchen..." L said aloud.

Light walked in the kitchen, wearing a duck suit. "I seriously hate this author. And whoever's idea it was to dress me up in a duck suit is dead meat..."

Sweatdrop.

"OH MY GOD I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY!" L shouted, overjoyed. K quirked an eyebrow. "I will now be known as... Captain Crunch of the S.S. Strawberry!"

"What the hell kind of name is Captain Crunch of the S.S. Strawberry?" K asked. L glared. "That's Captain Ryuzaki Crunch of the S.S. Strawberry to you, missy!"

"Did you seriously just call me mis-"

"MR. CAPTAIN RYUZAKI CRUNCH OF THE S.S. STRAWBERRY! YARG! COME ABOARD ME SHIP 'O WONDER! I CALL ME BEAUTY, THE KIRA!" L said, pushing Light into the pool and jumping on his back. "SWIM ME KIRA, SWIM, YARG!" L kicked Light in the stimach. 'Maybe I'll go get a smoothie...' K thought, before temporarily leaving the two genuis's alone.

"GAH! I CAN'T SWIM!" Light screamed, thrashing around for dear life.

"THEN YOU SHOULDA BEEN A WHALE, YARG!"

"I DON'T WANNA BE A WHALE! AND STOP SAYING YARG!" Light screamed again.

Matsuda appeared, holding his stuffed animals. "Look Light-kun! I have- DEAR LORD! LIGHT-KUN CAN'T SWIM? RYUZAKI'S A PIRATE/SAILOR/DETECTIVE/POLICE OFFICER/ UM...PANDA?" Matsuda yelled. L glared at him, contin uously kicking Light.

"I'LL SAVE YOU LIGHT-KUN!"

"THE LAST TIME YOU SAID THAT YOU CALLED THE POLICE AND THEY MADE ME TASTE THE RAINBOW..."

"...I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU LIGHT-KUN!" Matsuda threw, pathetically, his stuffed animals into the pool. Light clutched on to one. "Thank...You...Matsuda..." Light said,and fell beneath the water. L swam off, and got a towel after exiting the pool. Matsuda screamed, hitting L with his stuffed animals.

"Ow! God- ow!" L tried hiding his face. K appeared again, with three orange smoothies. She watched the two fight. She sighed after a while, before running over and pouring one on Matsuda's head, before knocking him out.

"Thank...you..." L breathed. K grinned. "Oh, your welcome~!" L fainted.

She looked around. "Oh well! Not my fault!" She sang, grabbing Light, Matsuda, and L. She grinned, dragging them to the main office thing. She passed by barney and Mogi, and shivered. When she saw Soichiro drooling, she sent him into unconciousness. Cuz only real blue haired people are ninja's like that.

She smirked, and evil plan forming in her head...

AFTER SOME TIME LATER!

"I'M A BARBIE GIRL! IN A BARBIE WORLD~ IT'S SO FANTASTIC! WE'RE MADE OF PLASTIC!" Music that was way to loud woke up L, Light, and Matsuda. L was dressed as the toothfairy, wearing eight inch hgh heels, and his nails were painted a disgustingly bright pink. So was his tutu. Light saw that he was wearing a Twink Winky (It's from Tellytubbies O.O I think that's the name of the purple one O.o) with Kira painted in purple in the middle of his stomach. Assorted stickers were placed randomly all over his body. Matsuda however, was unharmed.

"Mwahahahah! I dressed you all up like weirdo's!" K laughed, turning of the music. "Hey, hey! Your forgot me!" Matsuda whined. "Oh! You were so helpful! I didn't need to buy you anything! You already look like a werido!" Matsuda cried silently.

"Why are you doing this to us?" Light demanded. K scoffed.

"Because you two need to get along better! Now, Light, admit to being Kira! And L, you forgive him! You also have to admit that when he was sleeping, you shrunk all his clothes to make him think he's fat!" L shook his head while Light gaped at him.

"YOU DID THAT? I THOUGHT I'D GAINED TEN POUNDS! OH DEAR, I BROKE UP WITH JENOVA AND DIDN'T GO TO THE DANCE WITH HER BECAUSE OF IT!" Light sobbed. A tall man with long white hair and piercing gray eye's appeared. He held a long sword, and was looking at Light intently.

"Jenova? Mother!" He cried. Cloud appeared, dragging him off. "Not your story asshole."

"Um...Anyway...ADMIT IT!"

"NEVER!"

"ADMIT YOUR KIRA!"

"I'M NOT ADMITTING I'M KIRA!"

"ADMIT YOUR NOT KIRA!"

"WELL NEWSFLASH, I AM KIRA!...Oh fu-"

"KIRA!" L screamed. Handcuffing himself to...a lamp? "I'VE FINNALLY FOUND YOU!"

"Wait a minute L, that's not-"

"Of course it's Kira!" Light chuckled, cutting K off. K glared at him, spitting on his cheek, and walking off.

"Well. The Kira case is solved!" L said, content.

In a far off room...Where the light's were dimming...And Christmas music was playing...Aizawa chuckled darkly. He held up The Author's writing notebook, flipping through the pages. "Now it's my turn..."

SOORY ITS SHORT! AND AT THE END! OH NO! ALSO, STILL ACCEPTING SUGGESTIONS!