A/N: Okay, now I'm going to start mentioning a couple OCs… Akane, Tsukiyo, and Kikane, who are a couple of fan girls who very literally just hang out around Las Noches because they have nothing better to do. Kikane hangs out with Starrk (but is harassed by Nnoitra and creeped on by Grimmjow), Tsukiyo hangs out with Gin or sometimes Halibel, and Akane hangs with Aizen. Akane is mentally unstable, as said by all fifty-seven of her psychologists.

Section Two: Tea-Time Conduct

The next person to dump their tea on the ground next to them will be given to Szayel for painful experimentation. If Szayel is the next person, then he will be given to Starrk to be used as a pillow.

Gin, stop putting… things in people's tea. While the effects can be rather amusing, it's getting old fast. Get some new tricks or knock it off.

No, I will not send Ulquiorra to the Living World to get donuts.

The ONLY person allowed to fall asleep is STARRK. He can't help it.

Stop harassing Halibel to drink her tea. She's excused, and the ONLY one that is excused.

Aaroniero, that means you have to drink it, too. You have humanoid forms, and you can use them for other reasons than screwing with unsuspecting Soul Reapers' minds.

Tea-time is an Espada only event. None of anyone's Fraccion are allowed.

Illforte. Out. Now.

Diroy, if I find any more of your little "notes" carved into the table, I will lock you in a room with Wonderweiss for twenty-four hours.

Shawlong, stop sneaking into the kitchen and changing the recipe. Kaname is breaking out in hives from the coriander last week.

GODDAMMIT GRIMMJOW STOP THIS CONSPIRACY AGAINST THE TEA!

The next person to spike Akane's tea will have her set loose in their personal quarters. With a hammer, paint, and scissors.

Trust me, you don't want that.

Nnoitra, keep the arguments between you and Kikane verbal. Szayel is getting tired of reviving you every time Starrk nearly kills you.

Gin, I SAW THAT! Get away from Tsukiyo's tea! Hands where I can see them! Now back away… slowly… good boy.

No, we do not have any "crumpets," nor am I completely sure what those are.

No, don't – just don't tell me.

Shinigami are not allowed in the tea room. Nor are Quincies. Or Full-bringers. Or Vizards. GTFO Kurosaki. Ulquiorra's in the throne room, not the meeting room.

Szayel, keep the experiments in the lab. I don't want any of my Espada suddenly and grotesquely changing gender right in front of me.

I'm not sure was that was, Ulquiorra, but for the sake of my sanity, could you not… do that again?