Sheesh, long time, no update! …Well, here's more comedy.
Note: This chapter includes some OC-guest stars. Brielle (my OC), Hunter (Tracker78's OC), and Kite (Fangface the Second's OC). It'll probably be a one-time thing… unless more ideas kick in ;)
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Snow Job Jitters- Bridge Scene
(The gang stands by a tree bent backward, Fangface lying on top of it)
Fangface: (grr) Let her rip! (they release the tree, and Fangface flies out of his fur… wearing a Superman costume underneath) Up, up, and away!
A Creepy Goon from the Spooky Lagoon: Lab Scene
(Puggsy stands in front of a machine while Fangface and a sea-creature are strapped to a couple of tables)
Puggsy: Lets see… should I push the green button, or the red one? Or maybe the blue? …Or the orange? Yellow, perhaps? Maybe the black… or purple…
Don't Abra When You Cadabra: Box Scene
Fangface: Down with side one! (pulls down one wall) Down with side two! (pulls down another wall) Down with side three, and down with side four! (pulls down the last two walls… revealing Fangs)
Puggsy: 0_o What the…? How is that even…? *shakes heads* Never mind…
Fangs: That's magic for you…
Director: Er… cut? 0_o how did he DO that?
A Heap of Trouble: Kidnapping Scene
Puggsy: Alright, Fangface, go get that turkey!
Fangface: …Turkey? (eats Puggsy)
Kim: Oh, no! Every time Fangface hears a food word, he eats Puggsy!
Biff: Fangface, let Puggsy go! We've got to catch that heap!
Fangface: *shakes head* Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uuuuuh-UH!
Biff: There's only one way…
Brielle: (steps on set) I'll handle it. (takes out sledge-hammer and slams it on Fangface's foot)
Fangface: YEEEEEOOOOOW! (releases Puggsy then grabs injured foot) Ow! Ow! Ow!
Puggsy: Huh! We should use that method more often.
A Creepy Goon from the Spooky Lagoon: Lab Scene
Puggsy: …Maybe the indigo?
Fangface: Hurry up, Puggsy! I'm not getting any younger!
Puggsy: Alright! Alright! (pushes button… Fangface and the monster switch back to their own bodies… except Fangface is now transformed into a chicken)
Fangface: What the…?
Puggsy: (looks at script) Whoops, better change you back. This scene doesn't involve Fangs! (lol)
Fangface: OH, SHUT UP AND PRESS THE RIGHT BUTTON!
Don't Abra When You Cadabra: Box Scene
Puggsy: Seriously… how did you DO that?
Fangface: *shrugs* You got me.
Director: It doesn't matter! Fangs… just… get back in the box! We'll try it again!
Fangs: Okay. (Gets in box, Fangface puts the walls back up then pulls them down again, and now Fangs is gone)
Puggsy: That's one disappearing trick I HAVE to learn.
Director: Lets take it from the top!
Where's the Wolf that is the Werewolf: Puggsy-Wolf Scene
Puggsy-Wolf: (grr) You won't get away from THIS werewolf! (dives into bushes after evil werewolf. Thrashing is heard, and he stumbles out) He got away… (grr)
Biff: We'd better track him down, but first we'd better change Puggsy back to normal. (makes Puggsy-Wolf drink formula, and he spins around… but transform into Kim)
Kim (both of them): What the…?
Biff: (looks at bottle) Whoops… wrong bottle.
Romantic Plot of the She-wolf Robot: Sewer Scene
(Fangface is tugging at a drain-pipe door)
Fangface: (grr) It's stuck! (door pries open) Ooh, it's unstuck! (Falls, but rather than being caught by the she-wolf robot, he is caught by Hunter)
Director: Cut! Hunter, where's the she-wolf robot?
Hunter: *shrugs innocently* I don't know… I can fill in for her until she gets back!
She-Wolf Robot: (stumbles in, bound and gagged) Mmf! Mmf! Mmph!
Everyone else: (looks at Hunter, suspiciously)
Hunter: Heh heh… Bye! (runs off, giving Fangface the "call me" gesture)
Don't Abra When You Cadabra: Box Scene
Fangface: Down with side three, (grr) and down with side four! (pulls down the last two walls, nothing is there)
Puggsy: It's still empty!
Fangface: Ooh, ooh, I forgot! Up, with trap door five! (lifts up trap door… Kim and Kite pop up, kissing each other)
Fangface and Puggsy: O.O
Kim: (pauses) Oh… are we shooting?
Director: Alright, who keeps letting the OC in?
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A/N: And that is all. Now, if your lungs haven't burst from laughing, please review, don't flame, and more hilarity will come.