WHOA! Sorry for taking so long updating this, but I ran short on ideas. Luckily, after re-reading the story, I came up with a few more wacky bloopers. Please enjoy!
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Begone You Amazon- Bedroom Scene
(Fangs pulls down the picture of the moon and takes a bite out of it… then his suddenly yanked up into the air)
Biff: (holding on to line) I got a bite! I got a bite!
Puggsy: Reel it in, Biff! It's a big one!
Fangs: Very funny, guys. Now let me back down! (Biff hit's the release, and Fangs crashes onto the ground) Oof! …thanks…
The Defiant Casablanca Giant- Flying Carpet Scene
(The gang is flying on a carpet after Abdul, who begins flying toward them)
Biff: Looks like we're in an aerial dog-fight!
Fangface: (looks around) Dogs? *grr* I don't see any dogs- (pauses, seeing Aladdin flying by)
Aladdin: (flies near) Hey, you guys know the way to Agrabah?
Puggsy: (slaps forehead) Huh, boy, we're never going to wrap this up…
Royal Trouble with the King's Double- Bedroom Scene
(Count Basel stands in his room, with Rudolph lying in a trance in his bed)
Count Basel: Now, time for me to go claim the throne! (walks off, starts singing) Oh, I just can't WAIT to be king…!
Don't Get Mean with the Cobra Queen- Fountain Scene
(The Cobra Queen and her minion run to the pool, where they see the gang stacked on top of each other in a fountain formation: Puggsy on bottom, Kim on Puggsy, Biff on Kim and holding up Fangface)
Cobra Queen: Oh, crap, snake in the water!
Puggsy and Biff: WHERE? (flinch, Puggsy slips and they all go under) *SPLASH!*
Cobra Queen: Kidding! XD
Director: CUUUUT! Biff, Puggsy, could you both PLEASE do something about your snake phobia?
Biff: We were just fine until SHE started it! …Wait, where's Puggsy?
Puggsy: (underwater, bubbles forming around Kim)
Fangface: *gasp* Did the snake get him?
Kim: (innocently) Maybe it did…
Puggsy: (gurgling) GET OFF ME! (Kim moves aside, lets Puggsy back up) About time, you stupid (censored)-
Director: PUGGSY! This is a KID'S show!
Begon You Amazon- Bedroom Scene
(Fangs looks at the moon and transforms into Fangface… who yanks down on the fishing rod)
Biff: AUGH! *thud!*
Fangface: *grr* That's what you get for earlier, Biff!
There's Nothing Worse than a Stony Curse- Ending
(Fangface changes back into Fangs, and Fangpuss walks up to him)
Fangs: Hey, someone left their Pomeranian on the set! Ha ha AUGH! (runs, pursued by Fangpuss)
Fangpuss: Get back here, joker!
Batman: (runs on set) Joker? Aha! So this IS the right set!
Puggsy: (slaps forehead) We have GOT to start lockifying that set door…
The Defiant Casablanca Giant- Flying Carpet Scene
Puggsy: …Then you turn left at the pyramids. If you've come across Greece, you went too far.
Aladdin: Okay, thanks. (Flies off)
Biff: Boy, the characters we run into- Fangface, what's on your head?
Fangface: (looks up, seeing Abu sitting on his head) Hey, Al! You forgot your monkey!
The Great Ape Escape- River scene
Puggsy: Quick, jump on those logs! (the gang jumps on a 'log', which is actually an alligator) Yessir, you guys stick with me, and those ape-creatures will never get us!
Wally Gator: (sticks his head up out of the water) Hey, pal? You mind jumping on some other gator's spine? My back is killing me!
Biff: (looks around) Oops… I think WE got on the wrong set this time…
Invisible Menace Mix-Up- Air Show Scene
(Su's plane loops through the air, then dives down, hooking onto a ring that carries a sign, reading "Puggsy is a Loud-Mouth Moron")
Puggsy: What the…? ALRIGHT, WHO'S THE WISE-GUY?
Fangs: *snickers*
Off-Set
Director: (looking at paperwork) How can our insurance NOT cover our bills?
(A crash is heard in the background)
Fangface: Ooh, my bad!
Director: T_T Oh, yeah… THAT'S why…
Don't Get Mean with the Cobra Queen- Bedroom Scene
(Fangface sees the grapes and licks his lips, then leaps upward toward Puggsy… Biff at the last minute pulls him off to the side, making Fangface fly out the window. A *crash* is then heard)
Biff: (teasingly) I think your aim was off, Fangface! (to others) That'll show him not to mess with guys who actually have brains.
Fangface: (yells something)
Kim: What did he say?
Puggsy: I think he said "I'll get you for that, Biff, you son of-"
Director: CUT! As I've said before, KID'S SHOW! (shakes head) Why did I even agree to work with these guys?
The Evil Design of the Vulture Man's Mind- Vulture's Cave Scene
Director: Alright, in this scene, Puggsy, Fangface, and Fangpuss sneak into the caves, and disguise themselves as eggs to sneak past the-
Naturalist: (then walks in) HOLD IT!
Director: What is it?
Naturalist: (points at giant Vulture in cave) Don't you realize you're in possession of an endangered species? And why are you keeping it in a cage? And what's this I hear about your werewolf tying up a giant cobra in one of your episodes? Don't you have any respect for our animal brothers and sisters?
Director: 0_0 …Uh… you realize this is just a cartoon, right?
The Great Ape Escape- Chase Scene
(Fangface uses his fang to jack-hammer a door into the mountain-side, and he and Puggsy hide in it.)
Fangface and Puggsy: WHAT THE-? MMF!
Ape Creatures: (open door, seeing Hunter and Brielle kissing Fangface and Puggsy)
Hunter: 0_0 Uh, whoops! Were you guys shooting?
Brielle: Sorry, we must've took a wrong turn and RUN HUNTER! (both OC's flee)
Director: Note to self- put more security guards by the doors!
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A/N: And that's it for now. As you may recall, Hunter and Brielle are OC belonging to me and Tracker78 (couldn't resist giving them one more appearance)
Please review. No flames, just ideas.