Ow. I just got my braces tightened AGAIN. It sucks. Well, um, see I didn't expect 30 emails this morning. So I think everyone is being extremely awesome! Heck, when I made this, I thought I'd get five reviews. Oh look, 20 REVIEWS? Awesome. Let's keep it going. Let's try for 100 one day! *or not, you know, whatever you guys want!*
Disclaimer: I do not own the Vampire Diaries or Facebook...or Klaus ;)
Chapter 3
Klaus Smith: Elena Gilbert - I hope you are ready. You probably taste great ;)
Elena Gilbert: Well, with our awesome plan, I won't get hurt.
Klaus Smith: Holy effing hell Elena! TELL ME WHAT THE GOD DAMN PLAN IS!
Elijah Smith: Don't do it E
Elena Gilbert: I won't :)
Klaus Smith: !$%^&*
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Klaus Smith: Okay. It is official
Elena Gilbert: What is?
Klaus Smith: Elijah is an asshole
Elijah Smith: At least I have one, Klaus
Klaus Smith: *checks* Oh, I'm sorry! Last time I checked, I was getting laid, you were watching Twilight!
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Tyler Lockwood: Care?
Caroline Forbes: Yeah, Ty?
Tyler Lockwood: I want u 2 be my new gf…
Caroline Forbes: HELL YES
Tyler Lockwood: Movies?
Caroline Forbes: You had me at the letter M :)
Tyler Lockwood: Aw, pick u up in 30 :D
Caroline Forbes: Okayyyy (L)
Klaus Smith is enjoying a nice cup of-oops! Shouldn't say, should I? I mean nothing is private on the internet.
Elena Gilbert: Hey Klaus?
Klaus Smith: Yes, little doppelganger?
Elena Gilbert: lol. I'm with Elijah right now and he wants to know if I sleep with u, would u let me live?
Klaus Smith: Tough one right there ;)
Stefan Salvatore: GOD DAMN! You flirt with Damon, Elijah, Matt and even Klaus! THE ENEMY!
Klaus Smith: I'm easy like that!
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Klaus Smith: That's right, doppelganger! And back 2 ur question…I think I would sleep with u, but then I'd have to kill u…so no!
Elena Gilbert: Always worth a shot!
Klaus Smith: Hmm…not really. I mean…think about, I either get laid ONCE or break a curse that will last a lifetime.
Elena Gilbert: Wow, these short-shorts are super tight XD
Klaus Smith: :P Yum. Oh my lord…
Elena Gilbert: ?
Klaus Smith: u r actually kinda hott
Elena Gilbert: yea. I no
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Elijah Smith to Bonnie Bennett
Elijah Smith: How's the witchy stuff going?
Bonnie Bennett: Pretty good. I found a way to save Elena and keep her human! :D
Elijah Smith: Good.
Bonnie Bennett: Do u love her?
Elijah Smith: I think so. I have butterflies in my stomach when I'm near her :) Is that love?
Bonnie Bennett: sure is ;)
Elena Gilbert posted I Will Survive
Klaus Smith: No u won't!
Elena Gilbert: Gee, thanks
Klaus Smith: Welcome! XD
Elena Gilbert: I got that :(
Elijah Smith: Elena please come back upstairs
Klaus Smith: **** now I am watching Twilight while u get laid!
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Klaus Smith: great. My pity comment got 178 likes
Elijah Smith: Yup! Take that, beeotch!
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Klaus Smith: damn it
Stefan Salvatore at Katherine Pierce: I'm tired. Last night was so…tiring J
Katherine Pierce: O yea
Klaus Smith: Oh yes. It was wonderful hearing u 2 upstairs! XD
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Damon Salvatore: "Oh, Stefan!" "Oh, Katherine!"
Klaus Smith: Shut up Damon!
Damon Salvatore: It must be someone's time of the month XD hahaha
Klaus Smith: If I would have known, I would have picked up some tampons for u.
Damon Salvatore: 0 - me. 1000 - you.
Klaus Smith: That is soo right!
Okay. Third chapter written nicely and 20 reviews? Wow, I am really going up with this story. So what new chapter for every 10 reviews? Is that what game you guys are playing? I might upload another chapter later tonight, so stay tuned! Read and review please! Oh I've wanted to say this for a long time. Internet meanings incase you don't know:
XD - Evil smiley face
ILU - I love you
TTYL - talk to you later
***** - Bad words XD
See you either tonight or tomorrow everyone! Depends on how many reviews are recieved by tonight before 9 PM! ~ OLIVIA ~