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"Don't kill me!" Beast Boy yelped, his hands trembling in front of his face in a pathetic attempt at protection.

"Cool it, man. I ain't gonna kill you." Hotspot shook his head, lowering the plastic sword.

"HOTSPOT! Don't say that! Of course you're gonna kill him!" Flare yelled from the sides. "Because of him, your son has lost the love of his life and your future grandchildren. Think of the grandchildren, dude! Think of the grandchildren!"

Hotspot arched an eyebrow at her. "Okay…it's just the script says: 'random ranting and swinging at the duke until I can think up something else to happen'"

Flare pulled a copy of the script out of her pocket and flipped through it to the appropriate page before reading. "'Ahh, don't kill me…yadda yadda…insolent fool…yadda yadda…grr…yadda yadda…' Oh yeah! 'Random ranting and swinging at the duke until I can think up something else to happen'. You know, I never did think up something else to happen. Hmm, ah well. What about a random street dance section?"

Suddenly, the lights dimmed and some random music started up. Flare threw on a hoodie and began to dance whilst the other Titans watched, eyebrows raised and eyes wide.

"Is it me or is she getting weirder and weirder?" Argent murmured with her arms folded over her chest as she watched the random display.

"Nah, you've got a point, she's loosing more and more of her marbles…" Robin sighed.

"Did she ever have any marbles?" Raven asked. Suddenly, Flare's dancing came to a halt and everything went back to normal.

"Thank you, thank you!" Flare smiled as she bowed to the static audience. "Anyway! Back to work! Let's try that again! Positions! Oh, and Hotspot! Do you think you could play it a little bit angrier?"

Hotspot nodded as both he and Beast Boy slouched back to the set and got into their starting positions. Hotspot sat down at his desk, his feet resting on top. Beast Boy stood in the doorway and made himself tremble as he fiddled with a cheap, plastic monocle. Flare sat behind the camera and, after a few seconds, motioned for them to start.

"Greetings Sire," he squeaked, causing Hotspot to look up.

"Have you got news about that girl then?" Hotspot said when he saw who it was. "Who is she? Where does she live? Has he proposed to her yet? When's the marriage? When will I get grandchildren!" He slammed his fists on the desk as he said 'grandchildren' with such force that the table broke under his hand and burst into fire.

"…Cut…" Flare murmured, staring at the fire. "Um…okay…can someone put that out before it burns the studio down?"

The Titans exchanged glances, debating whether or not burning down the studio was a bad thing.

"NOW!" Flare yelped. Kid Flash quickly leapt up and started running around the flames in circles, sucking out all of the oxygen. The fire spluttered and died, leaving the smell of smoke hanging in the air. "Thank you…okay, we need another desk. Let me go find one…" She wandered out of the room in search of another desk.

"Well, she told me to be angry," Hotspot said and shrugged nonchalantly.

When Flare returned, she put the desk on the set, the Titans watching without making any move to go and help. She then dusted her hands off and looked at the Titans. "Well, let's go again! Taaaaaaaaake three!"

Again, Hotspot sat himself at the desk and when Beast Boy announced himself, he fired out the same questions as before. Who is she? Where does she live? Has he proposed to her yet? When's the marriage? When will I get grandchildren!" He slammed his hand on the desk again, but it didn't break this time, nor did it burst into flame.

Beast Boy gulped. "She got away…" he said quietly, bracing himself for Hotspot's reaction. However, it seemed as if the king hadn't heard.

"Ah! Excellent! So, when did you say the wedding was?"

Beast Boy froze and stared at him. "Um…Sire…"

"Yes?" Hotspot smiled widely at him, gesturing him to come into the room.

"She got away," Beast Boy repeated, slowly edging toward him.

"She got away! Brilliant!" Hotspot's grin started to fade. "She got away…she got away. She got away. SHE GOT AWAY! How could you let this happen?"

"Well, she ran away and-"

"Why didn't you bring her back!" Hotspot yelled, jumping to his feet and drawing his sword.

"We tried Sire! But we couldn't catch her!"

"She was a girl!" Hotspot held the sword high above his head. "You will pay for your idiocy with your head!" He brought the sword arching down toward Beast Boy's neck, but the boy ducked out of the way.

"Don't kill me!" Beast Boy cried as the sword crashing into desk.

"Insolent fool!" Hotspot boomed, thrashing the sword again. Beast Boy dodged it once more.

"Sire! Please!"

"NO!" The sword smashed into the wall. "No! No! No! You cost me my grandchildren!"

"Sire! Please, let me speak!" Beast Boy begged, dancing out of the way. He froze when he realised he had no idea what to say, and looked desperately at Flare for help. She shrugged then pointed to her shoes. "She, um…has athlete's foot!"

Hotspot stopped mid swing. "Say wha-?"

Flare face palmed but Beast Boy carried on. "Yes! She has athlete's foot! I mean, just smell this slipper! Pwu!"

Hotspot paused for a second then pretended to brighten up. "Slipper? You have her slipper?"

"Uh…" Beast Boy looked down at the slipped he had pulled out of his pocket. "Yeah…yeah! I have her slipper!"

Hotspot suddenly started laughing. "Oh! ...um…This is perfect! Well done, sir! Well done! …uh…Quick! I want you to go…with the prince…and go to every house in the kingdom! Every maiden who attended the ball shall try on the slipper and…um…and whoever it fits shall marry my son!" He glanced over at Flare for approval of his improvisation. She moved her hand in circles, indicating for him to say more, and so he added, "And give me grandchildren!" Flare grinned and gave stuck her thumbs up in praise.

"But Sire! There are…lots of people in the kingdom!" Beast Boy said weakly. "It would take forever…And there are probably lots of people who went to the ball and have the same shoe size…"

"I don't care! Go!" Hotspot pointed to the door. "If you start now, you might be done by Christmas!"

"But Sire…"

"GO!"

With that, Beast Boy scurried out of the room and Flare stopped the camera. "Awesome! That's a wrap! Well done you two, excellent! Okay! Next bit! Argent and Jinx, into the bed."

Both girls stared at her, bug-eyed. "What?"

"Get into the bed." When they didn't move she yelled: "NOW!"

The two girls quickly hurried onto the double bed on another set, made with pink and gold duvets and pillows. "Why do we both have to be in the same bed?" Jinx asked, shifting around uncomfortably under the covers.

"Because…it's easier this way," Flare said, waving it off with her hand. "Raven! You know what you are to do? You are to rush in, like a bolt of lightning, and shake them awake. 'Girls!' you shall cry. 'Wake up, girls! For I bring news of amazingness!'"

Raven raised an eyebrow. "Uh-huh."

"Good! Let's go! Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake uno!" She jabbed the record button with her finger and waited. Raven gave a small sigh and walked, quite unenthusiastically, onto the set.

"Girls," she said dully. "Wake up."

Flare exhaled deeply. "Cut. Raven! Come on! Put some life into it! You're telling your failed, ugly, stupid, unambitious…"

"Get to the point!" Argent called, chucking a pillow at her. Flare yelped and batted it away.

"HEY! Anyway, you're telling your daughters that there is another chance for one of them to make off with the handsome prince Robbie. You're excited! One of them could become queen! BE EXCITED GOSH DARN IT!" Flare took Raven by the shoulders and shook her violently. "Remember the three 'E's! EXCITED! ENTHUSIASM! ENERGY! Alright, back in place! Taaaaake…dos!"

Again, Raven walked blankly into the room. "Girls," she said again, with about 0.001% more enthusiasm than before. "Wake up."

Behind the camera, Flare groaned and put her head in her hands.

"What's the point, mother?" Argent asked miserably, sitting up. "The prince is in love with that girl."

"There's no point in getting up," Jinx added. "I'm going back to sleep." She slammed her head back onto the pillow and attempted to go back to sleep but Raven yanked the duvet off the bed.

"Actually, the girl got away so now the prince is available to anyone whose foot fits into some slipper. Room for improvement but what can you do?"

Argent and Jinx glanced at each other then put grins on their faces. "Oh! Yes! Quick! We have to get up and prepare ourselves!" Argent exclaimed. "Cinderella!"

"You wish to see me, stair sibling?" Starfire poked her head into the room.

Flare put her forehead on the camera. "Cut…" she mumbled, her voice muffled.

"Hm? What was that?" Kid Flash asked, coming up from behind her and poking her. Flare screamed and jumped up into the air in surprise.

"AH! Don't ever do that again!" She gasped when she had landed, breathing deeply. "Carnivores…yeesh…"

"I'm not a carnivore…" Kid Flash pointed out, a little confused.

"Oh yeah? When was the last time you ate a vegetable?" Flare challenged, leaping to her feet.

"Uhh…"

"Just what I thought." Flare grinned. "Alright, anyway. Let's try that again but this time Raven: be excited! Jinx: be excited! Argent: be excited! Starfire: STEP SISTER! Not STAIR SIBLING! Eesh…"

"I apologize," Starfire said.

"Don't worry. Right, let's go again! Taaaaake…tres!"

The Titans went through the scene once more, with 0.02% more excitement than before. When Starfire poked her head in the door, seconds after Argent called for her, she said: "You wish to see me, step sister?" much to Flare's relief.

"Yes! You need to wash my clothes! And polish my jewellery! And fetch me a new ribbon from the market; all of mine are dirty and scruffy!" Argent reeled off, grabbing heaps of clothes from…somewhere and dumping them in Starfire's arms. Jinx was doing the same whilst Starfire was standing in the door way, not unlike a lemon.

"Well, hurry!" Jinx snapped. "The prince could be here any second! We need to get ready!"

"Yes…" Starfire nodded slowly. "We are needing to get prepared…Indeed…" Zoned out, she dropped the growing pile of clothes into Argent's arms and started walking out of the room. Jinx and Argent watched in horror as she walked away then turned to Raven.

"Mother!"

"Get ready," Raven drawled shortly then walked off the set after Starfire. Flare grinned to herself and stopped the camera.

"Ah!" She inhaled through her nose and sighed. "Can you smell it?"

Cyborg sniffed the air and pulled a face. "Poowee! I sure can! BB, was that you?"

Beast Boy went bright red. "It wasn't me! Whoever dealt it, smelt it!"

"Whoever denied it, supplied it!"

"Whoever made the rhyme, committed the crime!"

And so on and so forth. Flare watched them for a second then pulled a bucket of popcorn out of nowhere and began eating. "This is just too random," she commented to herself.

After quite some time, Flare yelled at them to quit it, which they did, and started getting ready to film the next scene. "Now, this shouldn't be too hard," she said. "Key word: shouldn't. Starfire! I need you!"

Starfire floated over. "Yes?"

"Go into the set for your room and…I dunno…do something. Dance, spin, sing, whatever." Starfire smiled and nodded then flew into the specified area where she opened her mouth and began spouting out a load of gibberish in an impossibly high voice whilst spinning around on the spot, earning her quite a few odd looks. "Um, is that normal?" Flare asked quietly.

Robin nodded. "Yeah, that's Tamaranean music. You told her to sing."

"I guess…okay…RAVEN! I need you! Don't worry; you don't need to do very much. Just go over to that door, give Starfire a smirk and then close the door and lock it with this key and stuff it in your pocket. Nice and simple. Think you can do it?"

"Amazingly, yes," Raven said.

"D'YA HEAR THAT, STAR?" Flare shouted to the Tamaranean. "WHEN RAVEN SMIRKS AT YOU THROUGH THE DOOR, GASP AND BE ALL LIKE 'NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!' AND TRY TO STOP HER! OKAY! Okay, I think we're good to go. Taaaaaaaaake…eins!"

Raven walked over to the door and peered into the room and waited for Starfire to spot her. When she did, Starfire gasped and yelled: "NO!" then zoomed over. Raven panicked and quickly slammed the door, but Starfire wrenched it open again. "You must not do this!" she exclaimed, eyes glowing.

"Star…" Raven trailed off, backing away from the girl.

Flare rolled her eyes and stopped the camera. "Cut...right. Star…you don't actually stop her, love. You just make as if to but you fail. Let's try again. Taaaaaaaaake…zwei!"

Again, Raven peered through the door and, when Starfire spotted her, smirked. Starfire gasped, again, and started making her way over to the door. "No!" she cried but then squealed and tripped over something and tumbled to the ground.

Raven, however, had already slammed the door shut, locked it with a key and dropped the key into her pocket. Flare stopped the camera and looked over at Starfire with a hint of concern. "YOU ALRIGHT DOWN THERE!"

Robin, who had gone into a panic as soon as he had heard her fall, was kneeling by her side. "Star! You okay?"

"Yes, I am the alright," Starfire said, sitting up and rubbing her head.

"You sure?" Robin asked worriedly.

"Yes, I thank you for your concern, but I am fine."

"Alright, love birds, break it up!" Flare called to them through a megaphone. "Let's get back to business! Now, Beast Boy and Robin! You are now going to parade down that there road, trying this slipper on every single maiden in the kingdom! Robin, why are you not in costume?"

"It's just so uncomfortable…and poofy."

Flare snorted. "Heheh, poofy. Put it on, Bird Boy."

"HEY!" Robin yelped at the nickname as he trudged over to the bins in which his bright costume had been stuffed. He took off the lids then pulled the vibrant material of his costume out and stalked off to change back into it. Flare shook her head.

"Teenagers, what can you do?"

"You're a teenager too, y'know," Kole pointed out.

"But I have the maturity and mental capacity of an adult!" Flare grinned with her hands on her hips and stared inspiringly out of the window. Kole sniggered and tried to stifle it, but Flare was already swinging her head around to look at her. "Do you find something amusing, Kole dear?"

"No…"

"Really? I think you're…up to something…" And with that, she began to walk away, her hands neatly folded behind her, resting on her back. Kole watched her go looking quite confused.

"Okay…" There was a sudden crashing noise from somewhere which made Kole jump backwards into someone else. "Whatwasthat!"

Jericho put his hands on her arms to stop her falling, as he had been behind her when she jumped, and looked around nervously whilst Kole flushed slightly and stepped away. Flare, however, took no notice of the noise and, a second later, yelled, "BEAST BOY! WHERE BE YEE!"

"Nowhere!" Beast Boy shouted back, hiding behind a sofa. Raven, who was sitting on the sofa, looked over the back of it with a sarcastic expression on her face.

"Seriously?"

"Shh!" Beast Boy shushed desperately, peering over the top of the sofa. However, his face formed a frown when he couldn't see Flare anywhere. "Huh?"

"'Ello."

"AH!" The green boy almost jumped out of skin when Flare spoke from right next to him. She, however, looked around casually. "Hmm, strange sort of a place to sit, behind the sofa…do you live here?"

"Dude! Not funny!" he whined, jumping to his feet.

"You know what isn't funny? You hanging from the drainpipe on the roof by your eyelids and a couple of nails!" Flare hissed then added as an afterthought, "Actually, that would be pretty funny…"

"Dude!" Beast Boy squealed.

"GET INTO POSITION!" Flare yelled, pointed at the set. The boy grumbled to himself but walked over to the set anyway. "Robin! Are you changed yet!"

Just then, the door slammed open and Robin, in all of his red and poofy glory, stood in the doorway, looking very annoyed. "I hate you," he mumbled.

"We love you too! Alright, go stand with Beast Boy! Let's DO THIS THANG!" Flare grinned and ushered him over to Beast Boy who was standing next to one of the sets, holding a cushion with a glass slipper on it. "You two know what you're meant to be doing?"

"Yeah…" they chorused dully. "We know."

"Excellent! Let's begin!"

Robin and Beast Boy started walking down a long, fake road. Kole and Bumblebee met them on the way, but both were turned away. Then the two got to a large 'house'.

"Next stop, the home of Lady Tremaine!" Beast Boy said to a tired looking Robin. The two knocked on a white door and waited. Raven sighted deeply and opened it from the other side, after Flare not-so-subtly hinted for her to, and led them graciously into her home.

"My daughters have been waiting for you," she said bluntly as they walked onto a lavish set with deep coral coloured furniture and lots of chairs. Argent and Jinx were sitting down on a sofa, looking very bored.

"Ooh! Look! The prince is here!" Argent exclaimed, a fake smile on her face.

"Oh! Um…my…love?" Jinx grimaced at her line through her equally fake smile.

"Right! Well, I'll just put this slipper on your foot," Beast Boy said, holding the slipper up. He walked over to Jinx and waited for her to take off her shoe. She did so reluctantly. Beast Boy then took a hold of her foot and tried to fit the slipper on. The only problem was…that it fit!

He froze and looked over at Flare for some kind of help but she only shrugged at him. Panicked, he said just said the first thing that came to his mind. "BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!"

"…What?" Jinx gawked at him. "Blueberry muffins?"

"I panicked!" he admitted.

"Cut…" Flare sighed. "Let's try this again. Beast Boy, what happened?"

"Well, the slipper fitted her!"

"Really? Oh…uh…well, pretend it doesn't! Go from entering the room. Taaaaaaaaake deux!"

Again, Beast Boy and Robin walked into the room after Raven and once more Argent and Jinx leapt to their feet in excitement. Jinx sat back down again as Beast Boy went over to her and 'failed' to put the slipper on her foot.

"It doesn't fit, Sire!" he called over his shoulder. "Her foot's miles to big!" Jinx growled but, sadly, was ignored. Beast Boy moved onto Argent. "Doesn't fit her, either! Too fat! And whiffy, phew!" Argent glared at him but was also ignored. "Are there anymore maidens in this house hold?"

He was met with silence…a long silence…never ending silence…interminable silence…

"…Where is Starfire?" Flare yelped.

More silence.

"…Say, she did get out of her room, right?"

"…STAR!" Robin was off like a bullet, speeding toward the set where he knew Starfire was last.

"Hmm, what a predicament. How are we going to get Cinderella out of her room…maybe she could break down the door? Yeah, break down the door! Star! D'ya hear that? ...Star?" As she neared the set, she realised Starfire wasn't inside. Or was just a very good hider, either way. "Star?"

"Where is she?" Robin asked in horror. "Where did she go?"

"Don't ask me, I don't have a tracking device on her or anything…" Flare looked around shiftily and started edging away from them. The titans continued to watch her curiously as she suddenly bolted out of the door, only to crash into Jericho. "GAH! What the HECK Jericho! What are you trying to do? KILL ME!"

Jericho shrugged quietly. Flare frowned. "Get back in there! I know you're bored but I promise you'll have a bigger role in the next one!" Jericho didn't look very happy but the director was no longer looking at him and had disappeared from site. However, a few seconds later she reappeared. "She's still here…I can feel it…"

"But where? I can't see her anywhere!" Robin said.

"Friends?" Starfire's voice sounded from nowhere. "Friends?"

"SHE'S DEAD!" Flare wailed, falling to her knees. "SHE'S DEAD! Oh, how cruel is fate? She was so young! Why do the good die young, WHY!"

"Flare?" said Starfire. Her voice was closer now. Flare looked up in horror and started hyperventilating.

"No! Get away from me! GET AWAY FROM ME! I didn't kill you! It wasn't me, I swear!" she screamed in panic, pale and quivering.

"I am not deceased," Starfire said slowly, sounding slightly confused. "Please, why will you not look at me?"

"Star, where are you?" Robin wanted to know. He felt something touch his shoulder and span around on the spot, but no one was there. "Star?"

"I am here, Robin," she said. Something touched his shoulder again, causing him to squeal. "Robin?"

"…I smell invisible paint!" Flare declared randomly. "…Star, are you wearing invisible paint?"

"A paint like substance descended upon me, but I know not what it was," she replied.

"Invisible paint." Flare sighed. "Go take a shower and get that stuff off of you. It's kind of hard to put on a production of Cinderella when Cinderella can't be seen."

After a few seconds, one of the doors in the studio opened and closed.

"Okay…I guess we can…take a break…for a bit…" Flare paused. "Yeah, a break…"

"Can we go outside?" Kid Flash asked excitedly. "I need to stretch my legs."

"NO! No leaving the studio!" Flare said. "If you need to stretch your legs, you can run around in circles in here. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have homework to do." And with that, she turned and marched over to a desk in the corner with a laptop atop it. "RE essays, here I come!"

The rest of the Titans exchanged looks before going off to do their own thing, glad of a break, from both the pressures of filming and their crack-pot director, and hoped Starfire would take her sweet time in the shower.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand…DONE! Ha ha, I know this was a little random and silly…and the bit with Starfire was kinda…silly…but ah well, who cares? Next chapter is gonna be the last chapter! Then I start my next fairytale! Anyway, I've said it once and I'll say it again, if you've not voted on the poll, do so NOW! (After reviewing of course) and if you already have and put other, TELL ME WHAT FILM YOU WERE THINKING OF! (In a PM or a review or whatever. I don't care, just tell meeee!)

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