:| OMG, I am still sick. Blah. So in me being sick, I decided to update for you guys. So there is a gift at the end of the chapter, but you have to read first! :)

Disclaimer: I…don't own…the Vampire Diaries *starts having a little coughing fit*


Chapter 11

Klaus Smith is watching Twilight. WTF is that (A/N: I love Twilight, so don't be hating Twihards! XD)

Elena Gilbert: lol

Klaus Smith: ;) Bella: Your skin is ice cold. REALLY? Mine isn't…is it Elena? XD

Damon Salvatore: *rolls eyes* ugh

Elena Gilbert: haha, Damon.

Damon Salvatore: hey Elena, wanna come watch Gnomeo and Juliet with me?

Elena Gilbert: not really, but I'll come hang out at the Grill with u if u want :)

Klaus Smith: …

Damon Salvatore: sure, meet u there in 30 mins

Elena Gilbert: y 30?

Damon Salvatore: I gotta get ready 4 my girl

Klaus Smith: !

Elena Gilbert: lol, Damon. See u there

Damon Salvatore has logged off

Elena Gilbert: y r u watching Twilight anyways?

Elena Gilbert: r u mad at me or D?

Elena Gilbert: Klaus?

Klaus Smith: -.- that boy seriously pisses me off

Elena Gilbert: :) want me 2 come over after? I'll bring…ugh, what do u want if I come?

Klaus Smith: :D yes, come. I'll have a nice brunette tonight. I think that's my mood.

Elena Gilbert: Klaus!

Klaus Smith: okay, a redhead if that makes u feel better!

Elena Gilbert: how about candy? :D

Klaus Smith: sweetheart, I'm a vampire

Elena Gilbert: candy filled with blood

Klaus Smith: WHAT? THEY MAKE THAT?

Elena Gilbert: no. see u l8er! Ilu Klaus 3

Klaus Smith: :( hmm. Wheres Stefan when we need him?

Stefan Salvatore: what do u need me 4?

Klaus Smith has logged off

Stefan Salvatore: Klaus? What was that about?

Stefan Salvatore: um…

Stefan Salvatore: OH. Real mature Klaus. Leaving me out like always. Real funny…


Tyler Lockwood is tired and not that happy :(

Jeremy Gilbert: Stefan and Care hooking up making u mad, Ty Ty?

Tyler Lockwood: I'd shut the hell up if I were u -.-

Jeremy Gilbert: OOO, I am soooo scared!

Tyler Lockwood: listen Gilbert

Klaus Smith: WAIT!

Jeremy Gilbert: what?

Klaus Smith: if the d in Lockwood changed to an f, he'd be Tyler Lockwoof. Get it! Cuz he's a wolf!

Jeremy Gilbert: !

Klaus Smith: XD

Tyler Lockwood has logged off

Klaus Smith: such a girl. If u can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen! BURN

Jeremy Gilbert has logged off

Klaus Smith: NO! STEFAN? DAMON? ANYBODY?

Matt Donovan: who r u?

Klaus Smith has logged off

Matt Donovan: wtf. People r so weird these days.

Alaric Saltzman: Oh, who joined FB?

Matt Donovan: what?

Alaric Saltzman: well u put WTF, which means Welcome to Facebook. Who joined?

Matt Donovan: ...


Stefan Salvatore is now friends with Alaric Saltzman

Caroline Forbes: haha, nice

Stefan Salvatore: :) Yup

Elena Gilbert: that's kinda weirdddddddd

Damon Salvatore: YESSSSS, IT ISSSSS

Stefan Salvatore: r u 2 drunk?

Elena Gilbert: I see Jack Sparrow…

Damon Salvatore: Elena, my darling, that's Elijah boarding the plane 2 go 2 Vegas…which we should b going 2!

Elena Gilbert: no, it's not Elijahhh. Look he has dreadlocks and a red thing…

Stefan Salvatore: u mean a bandana?

Elena Gilbert: a banana? No that's not it. Silly Stefan! Pirates don't wear bananas!

Caroline Forbes: :O haha, wow

Stefan Salvatore: yeah…freaking me out

Klaus Smith: I am gracing my presence across every FB convo 2night.

Elena Gilbert: Stefan, u'd make a nice stripper I think

Damon Salvatore: I second that!

Klaus Smith: what am I missing?

Caroline Forbes: they r drunk XD

Klaus Smith: ah….awesome!

Stefan Salvatore: um, I'd rather not…

Elena Gilbert: WOW, it's a unicorn…oh wait! That's Damon!

Damon Salvatore: I loveeeeeeee that u and I r sitting 2gether on the couch, side by side and we're talking on FB

Elena Gilbert: it all makes more sense on hereeeeeeee

Klaus Smith: I'm leaving…

Elena Gilbert: nooooooo! Plz don't go yet

Damon Salvatore: LYLAS 3

Klaus Smith: ?

Damon Salvatore: love you like a sister


Damon Salvatore has updated his profile

Damon Salvatore is married to Elena Gilbert

Brothers:

Stefan Salvatore

Caroline Forbes

Alaric Saltzman

Sisters:

Klaus Smith

Katherine Pierce

Elijah Smith

Damon Salvatore is a fan of:

Justin Bieber should shut up! Radios, girls, blood, MCR, Muse, Elena Gilbert, moonstones, vampires, werewolves, rain, plastic cups, suckers, ice tea and more


Klaus Smith: I HATE YOU

Elena Gilbert: hahaha, I loveeeeeee you

Klaus Smith: ilu 2 sweetie. DAMON, TAKE ME OFF NOW

Damon Salvatore has logged off

Elena Gilbert: hack his account. The password is Delena.

Klaus Smith: see u 2moro. Love u Elena! 3 3 3

Elena Gilbert: oh no…now I'm aloneee

Elena Gilbert: it's so dark

Elena Gilbert: wait, this is my phone screen! NVM, everyone!


Okay, probably not my best chapter but anyone want to argue about that! OMG guys, 6 more reviews until we hit 100! We can do it. And for you guys being the best fans anyone could ask for, I have a gift for you!

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