[AN: THIS STORY IS FOR IloveBeyondBirthday.]

"Hmm... I just wanted to see you..." Ivan himself even looked a little nervous now.

"I guess just wanting to see me isn't that bad, but you need to tell me first, aru! If you don't I'm going to go a little crazy, aru!"

"I'm sorry..." he hung his head. Yao pulled him a little closer than usual, rubbing him in a comforting fashion. The two of them sat there for quite a while, snuggling with each other.

"What are these?" Ivan broke the silence.

"That's Hello Kitty, aru! Aren't they cute, aru?"

"...a stuffed cat? Maybe as a Russian delicacy - "

"YOU DON'T EAT THEM, ARU!"

The two of them were laying on Yao's bed, surrounded by 10s - no, hundreds - of Hello Kitty plushies. Ivan rolled himself like a tractor and flattened them all with his, um, muscle. "Stop it, aru!"

"Sorry~"

"Can't we just relax and act normally, aru?"

"You're China, and I'm Russia. We couldn't possibly act normal."

"I guess that's true, aru. Anyways, what are we going to do today, aru?"

"Hmm... out for dinner?"

...

And that's how the tall and scary Russian was accompanied to fast food by his Chinese friend.

Alfred somehow got into this, and they found themselves in the childrens play center at the nearest McDonalds... or at least they'd like to think that he got involved. Yao ordered small fries and a coke for himself and Ivan ordered a fish sandwich. He earned himself a smack in the head when he asked if there was Hello Kitty on the menu.

After they ate, Ivan dashed off into the playground and soon disappeared. "That guy is so weird, aru..." Yao mumbled, soon following after him. He started by slipping off his shoes and searching through a large yellow tube, only to find himself trapped in a helicopter type machine. He maniacally grinned and grabbed hold of the wheel. "I'll bomb all the countries I can, aru!"

"...Yao?"

"You scared me, aru!"

"Oh, sorry. What do you want to do?"

"Have you been to the top yet, aru?"

"Nope! Let's go!" he took his time helping Yao get out of the weird thing. They discussed banning the crawl-tube design and whose country it originated in as they hurried into a white shaking spaceship. They took sides and relaxed their muscles.

"You know..." Ivan drabbled, "I want to become good friends. Really good friends."

"Why with me, aru?"

"Because you're really kind, and your culture is nice. Your homes are everywhere and you love cute things. You have a lot of energy and are also smart. And... when I come near you, you don't run away or get scared."

Yao grinned. "You're not really all that scary, aru. That's only when you're killing somebody, aru."

"I don't do that anymore! Anyways, if we form a super alliance I'll stop invading your home."

"How should we seal it, aru?"

"Like this."

He pulled his Chinese ally into a tongue-locked kiss, with the Russian soon crushed under Yao. They took a breathe, each exclaiming, "Heh," in a roundabout fashion. They rolled off the spaceship and smashed down the tubes, never letting go.

They would never let go again. Ivan didn't want to lose somebody again.

...

"You know, this is still a little romantic."

"This is your fault, aru!"

"Hey! Don't be chatting in jail! We'll put you in court!"

The two nations sighed. They didn't want to tell them they were actually China and Russia... not yet. This meant they wouldn't have to leave each other's sight for the time being.

[SORRY IF IT'S A LITTLE SHORT. ALSO, I THINK THEY SHOULD PUT THOSE WHITE THINGS IN ASYLUMS. THEY SCARE ME.]