A/N: Here chapter 22, i wrote it just now and a little hastily but i hope you'll like it anyway.
Chapter 23:
"Hi Mr Hummel, is Kurt home ?" Puck asked He hadn't been able to see his boyfriend since the hospital and really needed to, at least hold his hand.
"Hi Puckerman, Kurt is in his room, I'd like to have a talk with you before you go and see him." Burt told him, it wasn't a question and Puck knew the conversation coming would be like super awkward but he nodded anyway. Kurt's dad led him into the kitchen and motioned him to have a seat. The older man sat on the seat opposite to Puck's and joined his hands. Puck would have felt intimidated if he weren't the stud he was.
"So." Burt simply said. The man knew how to be creepy.
"Uh... yes ?" Puck asked uncertain.
"You're my son's boyfriend."
"Yes sir." Puck answered. Puck had never had to meet dads since he had never properly dated any girl. He had dreaded the boyfriend conversation with Burt Hummel but had thought there would be some kind of appointment so that he could get a speech ready, he was not skillful with speeches, even less in front of his boyfriend's scary dad.
"For how long have you been attracted to my son ?" Burt asked. Puck was certain that the older man used 'my son' to show who Kurt belonged to. And concerning the question, what was he supposed to answer ? Was he supposed to tell the man that he was attracted to Kurt since he first time he had a hard-on at hearing him come ? After all he was a man he could understand.
"A long time sir." Puck answered, it was safer.
"Did you run after him because you wanted Kurt to be your boyfriend ?"
"No sir, I went after him because, you know, I couldn't stay here after juvie. I grew feelings for Kurt maybe one month ago." Puck answered in total honesty, his mother had once told him that it was the key to establish a good relationship or some shit like that.
"How do you feel concerning your feelings for my son ?" Wow, was older Hummel some kind of shrink disguised as a mechanic ?
"I... I have a lot of affection for Kurt, I want to make him happy." Oh god that was so lame !
"That's not what I'm asking. How do you feel having feelings for a boy ? You're not gay right ?" Oh that...
"I don't know if I'm gay, all I know is that the only person I want to be with is Kurt. Maybe it makes me bi or pan or something." Puck answered.
"Kurt told me you were gonna leave again." It was not a question but an answer was expected anyway.
"Yes sir."
"And you won't let Kurt down while you're away right ?" Burt asked. So that was the point of the conversation. Puck liked the concern the man showed for his son.
"I promise you I won't sir, I like Kurt far too much for leaving him alone."
"Alright. Because just so you know, if you do I'll have to hunt you down and hang you by your feet until all the blood of your body comes to your head." This threat could have seemed funny if it wasn't for Mr Hummel to not smile in the slightest.
"Yes sir and if you want to know, that's what I'd do to anyone who could hurt Kurt." Puck said trying to gain some sympathy from the man.
"That's good." Burt said. He stood up and motioned Puck to do the same. "Now go and see Kurt."
"Thanks sir." Puck said before entering the door the older man pointed.
"Hey there."
"Hi Puck !" Finn answered. Wait, Finn ?
"Puck !" Kurt said running to him. He hugged him slightly. "Finn doesn't know, let's keep it that way." He whispered in Puck's ear.
"Wow, you guys really got close !" Finn said at the sight of the hug.
"What are you doing here Hudson ?" Puck asked, a little more sharply than expected.
"Playing video games with Kurt, he kicks ass at xbox !" Finn answered.
"Of course he does !" Puck said. "Your dad wanted to talk to me"Puck stated looking at Kurt.
"Really ? What did he want ?" Kurt asked still kicking Finn's ass on Mario.
"You really can't guess ?" Puck asked sitting next to him on the couch. Seriously, the guy had a couch in his room !
"Oh that..." Kurt said. "How was he ?"
"Scary, creepy, but nice in the end." Puck answered, rubbing Kurt's thigh softly to distract him from the game.
"What was the conversation about ?" Finn asked eyes stuck on the TV.
"Some stuff you know, with threats and everything."Puck answered vaguely.
"Stop that !" Kurt said blushing shoving Puck's hand away. Puck laughed.
"Oh yeah I see, I had this kind of conversation with Burt." Finn said. Puck was startled, Kurt had never dated Finn had he ? He looked at Kurt expectantly but the smaller boy only quirked both eyebrows.
"Finn, ain't you hungry ?" Puck asked his ex best friend.
"Now you talk about it... I'm gonna grab some snacks." He said before standing up. As soon as he left the room Puck jumped on Kurt and kissed him deeply.
"So what is it about Finn having a boyfriend conversation with your dad ?" Puck asked.
"Do you really think you're my only boyfriend ?"Kurt teased.
"You'd better tell me what it is about if you don't want Finn to run into us in a very suspicious position." Puck said his legs on each side of Kurt's lap kissing his boyfriend.
"Stop this ! Alright, he just didn't know what we were talking about ! Everyone at school thinks you broke my heart since you know, the jocks incident, so he assumed that dad was yelling at you that's all." Kurt explained.
"That's much better." Puck said, pecking Kurt on the lips one last time before Finn went down the stairs with snacks all over his crossed arms.
"Hey guys, I thought you might be hungry as well." He simply said before letting himself fall on the couch.
That's how the tender boyfriends afternoon Puck had planned turned into an xbox day between bros. Every now and then they managed to get rid of Finn for a few minutes to make-out properly.