These are random bloopers from my Cross Between the Worlds series even tho I didn't really get to far writing it. I'm gonna rewrite it cuz I think it needs redone. Same ppl and everything just different although it's the same plot kinda. . . Anyway here's a random blooper!
Dante and Vann were sitting in Dante's living room drinking their asses off they had both failed their math test and they were depressed because they had to retake the whole thing. Zach sat with them except playing Xbox360 killing zombies.
"Dante I'm hungry," Vann wined taking a swig out of a bottle of vodka.
""Kitchen," Dante got up and stumbled into the kitchen Vann following behind. They went to the fridge, pizza, beer, Zach's snacks, blood packs, candy, and chocolate whipped cream. They look at each other and grab the whipped cream. Being drunk they could not comprehend how to make the bottle work. After throwing it against the counter the kitchen knives caught Dante's eye.
"I got an idea Vann," Dante picked up a knife while Vann grabbed the can.
"I got it man go for it!" Vann smiled thinking he would finally eat. Dante thrusted the knife downwards.
BOOM!
Zach paused his game and peeked his head into the kitchen, whipped cream everywhere.
"You are so cleaning this when you sober up Uncle"
END! More to come.