7. My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
Draco sat on the roof, fixing up his robes to look presentable. He had previously grabbed his broomstick to fly to the tip of Hogwarts; knowing full well that he could neither be seen nor talked too all the way up here. It also gave him some time to ponder on the former events that had happened. Those thoughts alone sent his top button downward, on a flight to the ground. Shrugging his shoulders he groaned, annoyed at the fact that nothing seemed to go right. At least he could hide the button with his tie, but he'd have to avoid professor McGonagall until he fixed it.
Harry. . .
'No!' Draco Malfoy would not allow a pathetic golden boy to touch him again. 'It was disgusting, gross and very, very enjoyable. No, no, no, no. I'm not going to admit that that was enjoyable. I can't. I'll ruin my father's plot to take over the world, be my mother's disgrace and embarass the hell out of those retards I am forced to call friends. Not that it's much to lose, I'd prefer to keep what little dignity and pride I do have left. Wait. Why am I not disgusted that I just got a blow job from a very sexy, horny, delicious man?'
It didn't take much for the blond boy to look down and notice yet another erection wanting release. If there was one thing that Draco Malfoy knew for sure, was that Harry Potter drove him completely insane.
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Questions raced through Harry's mind, but he could think of no answers as he laid on his bed that night. Not even the Twin's humourous pranks could bring a smile to his stressed out features. Needless to say, the faithful Twin's picked up on the mood quickly.
"What do you think is wrong with him Fred?"
"I don't know George?"
"Should we find out?"
Fred pondered a bit, "Do you still have those ice cubes that make your hands cold for an hour?"
George was suddenly let in on the plan and the two casually, after making some special arrangements, went into the seventh year dorm. Fred, after freezing his hands, placed them on Harry's hips just as they both said, "Hi Harry."
A yelp and a pillow thrown at them was Harry's response.
"I'm insulted George!"
"I know Fred. Two ever so caring friends come to check on their friend-"
"And get a pillow thrown at them."
Harry lifted his tired head, "Guys come on. I just had the most horrific moment of my life and I don't need you to make it even worse."
Two twin eyebrows rose, "Horrific moment?"
Sighing, "Yes. I did something that normally I'd rather die than do and if you'll excuse me I'd like to get back to my self-loathing and angsty now."
"Under the condition, of course, that you tell us everything." said George.
All the events were explained; even the ones that happened within the Prince's room. Harry didn't know if he should be concerned or unbothered by the fact that the Twins, although interested in the story, acted as though they already knew what was going on. Then again, these past events involved the twins in some way or another. The party was started by Fred, Fred pushed Harry into Draco, George wound up in Sytherin (He found this out by Pansy), and George was screwing Hermione on his broomstick which lead him outside and in the hands of the snake himself.
"I just realized something." Harry said as he told the story.
Two smiles came apparent on the Twin's face, "What's that Harry?"
"You two are the reason for my poor luck in these events."
"Now Harry, it's not good to blame other people for what happens to you." Fred said, knowing full well that he'd been caught.
"Right Harry." The boy's slowly backed up as angry Harry walked towards them. All of a sudden a music player came on just as Harry rose his wand and confused them all. Walking towards the stairs the three looked down to a laughing Lavendar and Hermione and Ron, shirt tied in the middle as if he had breast singing and dancing to "MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD! AND DAMN RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS! DAMN RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS! I COULD TEACH YA, BUT I'D HAVE TO CHARGE!"
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