Disclaimer: I unfortunately do not own the story nor it's characters. Which is a shame because I would love to have my own Sanada.
Yes, my life is an utter tragedy for not owning a Sanada.
"Ha! I knew it would work!" exclaimed Atobe from his lounging chair next to the pool. It was a beautiful afternoon and what kind of person would he be if he didn't grace the sun with his presence on such a glorious day?
A snicker was heard from the phone Atobe was talking to. "You did, Keigo-kun. I owe you one. So do you want your kimono back?" said Yukimura from the other line.
"Keep it. Sanada's a sucker for kimonos." said Atobe, sipping from a fancy wine glass and looking up at the sunny sky through his sunglasses. "Still, it's about time. That dense idiot has been drooling after you for years and was too much of a moron to notice it."
"Yes, it was about time." Yukimura agreed delightedly. He was on the phone with Atobe while waiting for Sanada to show up for their date. The two were going to the movies.
"Give me some dirt, will you?" said Atobe. "How far have you guys gone?"
"Keigo-kun, I will only tell you because I owe you for the kimono. But please do keep my private affaires a secret." A murderous aura was emitting from the phone. Atobe shuddered at thinking what would happen if he angered the great Child of God.
"Ore-sama would never reveal a friend's secret. Rest assured, Seiichi." said Atobe, thirsting for gossip. And wine. Mmmm… wine.
"Thank you. But, Sanada and I have only been dating since yesterday. Nothing has happened since."
Atobe huffed disappointedly. He had expected some kinky sex-in-the-classroom story. "So nothing besides the humping and the handjob? What a shame. Do keep me informed though."
"I shall."
"Do you have any intention of telling anybody?" asked Atobe. "It appears no one knows about it yet."
"Ah. Well, that is because we act the same as usual in school. And hanging out together at lunchtime or after school is our regular behaviour. I doubt anyone will notice our dating status until I come out and announce it publicly." Yukimura would never attract such gaudy attention to himself that way. Besides, Sanada would just be uncomfortable. But if some girl even touched Sanada, Yukimura was going to show her a slow and painful death.
"Really? Because I heard from Kabaji, who heard from Mukahi, who heard from Jirou, who stalked and overheard from Marui, who heard from Yagyuu, who heard from Yanagi, who swears he saw you threatening a girl this morning." drawled Atobe.
Yukimura shrugged "It was nothing. She wanted to confess to Sanada and now she doesn't. No biggie."
"Still, Sanada's a handsome moron when he wants to be. You better keep a leash on him before some girl snatches him up." said Atobe, doubting that Sanada would ever leave Yukimura's side anyways.
On the other line, Yukimura paused and contemplated what Atobe said.
Yukimura and Sanada's date didn't last long since they had school the next day, morning and afternoon practices included.
They only went to the movies, watching a violent horror movie that Yukimura had chosen. Yukimura had laughed the whole time as if he was watching the comedy of the year. Sanada had grumbled and pointed out how fake everything looked. They then both walked back home, saying nothing more than a good night.
Yukimura had a plan in mind for letting everyone know that Sanada was taken without making a big scene or using public affection.
Once the last bell rung, announcing the end of the school day, Yukimura grabbed Sanada from his classroom, and sprinted to the tennis club's locker room.
"Yukimura, the club activities don't start for another hour. No one will be here this early." said Sanada once they were both alone in the locker room.
"Yes, I simply wanted to seriously discuss this new training regime I'm thinking of assigning the group." said Yukimura, smiling as he pulled out his notebook.
The notebook was full of bogus and impossibly hard training workouts. Yukimura pointed at all of them in turn while anxiously keeping an eye on the door. Sanada nodded and agreed that including lunchtime and midnight training schedules was a good idea. Yukimura was scared at Sanada for agreeing with such an absurd suggestion. The capped teen really was too obsessed with tennis.
Then Yukimura heard footsteps coming closer, and he pounced.
With Sanada next to him, it was easy. All Yukimura did was grab Sanada's head, and effectively leaning in and pressing their lips together. Sanada's surprise didn't last long and his lips quickly softened, moulding themselves comfortably against Yukimura's, and hypnotizingly moving their lips against each other.
The door opened quietly, and the person in the doorway froze at the sight of the emperor and demigod kissing. After a few second, the person left, gently closing the door behind him.
Yukimura pulled back from his short first kiss and smirked. Poor Yagyuu must be shocked to have caught them kissing, but the gentleman was the worst secret-keeper. It is a certainty that Yagyuu will tell Niou the moment he finds the trickster. And Niou prefers to tell secrets to the entire school instead of keeping them. Poor Sanada was hyperventilating and internally freaking out at having kissed his captain.
By the next day, Yukimura's prediction had come true and the whole school knew that the Child of God and the Emperor were dating. In fact, every school in Japan seemed to know.
Yagyuu and Niou were ditching afternoon practice to have sex in the corner in the back of the locker room the next day.
"…ha…aa," panted Niou as Yagyuu stroked three fingers inside him. "Yeahgyuuuu, fuck… put it in."
"Patience, Niou-kun." said Yagyuu, his usual polite tone. Niou was bent over on the bench, his hips constantly moving forward and back.
Yagyuu grabbed Niou's ass, splaying it higher and at the right altitude to start thrusting in. The gentleman slowly eased his member in the tight, twitching hole. Niou moaned low and loud at the feeling of Yagyuu pushing in so slowly.
"Yeahgyuu… faster… you're too slowww." moaned Niou.
Yagyuu stopping pushing in. "My my, you are complaining quite bit today. Perhaps I should stop?"
Niou gasped in horror when he felt Yagyuu's cock retreating from inside him. "No! Please Yagyuu, I'm sorry. Don't! …ah… NO!"
Yagyuu stopped once only the head was left in. "Niou-kun, if you promise to finish your English homework tonight, then I'll continue." said Yagyuu.
"I'll do it! Oh god, I swear I'll do it. Just- AH! YES!" Niou screamed when Yagyuu pushed himself all the way back in quickly, filling Niou completely and hitting his sweet spot. "Oh yes! There!"
And then Sanada walked in.
The two of them froze. Niou's face went from pure bliss to utter terror. Yagyuu kept a neutral face and pushed up his glasses, acting like he wasn't fucking his partner into a bench.
Sanada's eyes widened. He had just come in to see what the noise was and to find out where Yagyuu and Niou had run off to, and this is what he gets?
"Niou, what do you think you are doing?" demanded Sanada in an angry voice.
"Having sex?" said Niou. "Hey wait, why do you blame me? It's Yagyuu's fault! He's the one fucking me!"
"I apologize, Sanada-kun. My hormones got the better of me. I will wait until after practice next time. We will both run whatever laps or punishments you will assign." said Yagyuu. As much as he enjoyed making love to his doubles partner, there was an English essay due tomorrow. This was a sure way of getting Niou to do his homework. Actually, the sex in exchange for studying played a huge role in how Niou manages to pass his exams. Without Yagyuu, Niou would still be in elementary school.
Sanada raised an eyebrow at Niou's comment. Sex? "But... two guys can't have sex." said Sanada.
An awkward silence filled the room. Niou noticed that Yagyuu was still fully sheathed inside him.
"Sanada-kun, are you not having sex with Yukimura-kun?" asked Yagyuu.
"We are two guys! We can't have sex! Tarundoru!" said Sanada, flushing and getting the urge to slap the gentleman. He didn't like others talking about his relationship with the captain.
Niou broke out laughing, making his entire frame shake. This is turn made Yagyuu groan in pleasure at the sensation it gave his cock.
"Can't have sex? Of course you can! Any two people can do it. Gender doesn't matter. Do you seriously not know?" said Niou. "What so you call what we are doing right now then?"
Sanada seemed to only now fully notice Yagyuu and Niou's particular positions. Two guys having sex? Like Yagyuu and Niou right now? But that means… Yagyuu's thing is in… !
"TARUNDORU!"
Author's Rant:
I love making Sanada uncomfortable. It's the highlight of my day.
So my mom noticed that I've been staying in my room a lot after school and work. And she knows that I started writing stories a while ago.
Mom: Do you think I can read your stories someday? I'd love to see what you write about. :D
Me: o-o uh... maybe later...
/oh god/ My mom's nosy. I'm going to keep all my FFs on a USB key from now on. D; Why can't my room have a bodyguard? A SANADA BODYGUARD. Who tarundoru!slaps anyone who comes in my room. Yes.