Dish-claim-errs: You are lucky I don't own Prince of Tennis because I would massacre the series. D;
Blegh, so I started summer school (eww college). Plus I still have work five days a week. I'll try to keep up the one update every 2 days thing, but I make no promises.
Marui rubbed his sore ass. Damn it hurt. He's so never ever going anywhere near that stalker and the diva captain ever again. Especially not when they had a day of extreme hiking to do the next day. The worst part was probably Jirou going around telling everyone in school exactly what had happened. He felt like going to hide in the woods and never coming back out again.
Well, at least they were leaving this place in the afternoon so he wouldn't have to worry about sleeping in the same building as his stalker anymore.
Today, Yanagi was hiking with Genichirou and a large group of students. Seiichi had wandered off earlier, saying something about rare flowers.
"Genichirou, how are things faring with you and Seiichi?" asked Yanagi. "I'm glad to hear that those pornographic videos did not affect your mental health too negatively."
Genichirou groaned. He really didn't want to have this conversation in the middle of a mountain forest with a large group of students surrounding him. "I'm just… going at pace that feel comfortable at." said Genichirou, not mentioning that he would rather forget that he ever watched gay porn.
"I see." said Yanagi. "By the way, one thing has been bothering me. When you two finally decide to have sexual intercourse, who is going to be the top and the bottom?"
Genichirou was confused. "What?"
"You know, the uke and the seme. Will you be taking it up the ass or will you shove it in Seiichi's?" Yanagi asked again, speaking casually as they continued their climb up a steep part of the mountain.
Several students overheard the not-very-discreet conversation and turned to look at Genichirou.
"I-I-I don't know!" stuttered Genichirou. He had never really thought about it.
"There is a 56% chance that you will top, Genichirou. But then again, Seiichi is the one who takes charge the most, which brings up the chances of you being the uke." said Yanagi. "The most common occurrence is that the older or larger person gets to be the seme, in that case it would be you. Seiichi would also not want to freak you out or make the experience too painful. I assume he will put you in an easier and not as painful and awkward position..."
Several people around them began whispering in hushed voices.
"If one thinks of it in that way, there is a 69% chance that Seiichi will ride you, 28% chance that Seiichi will be in doggy style, and-"
"Renji!" screeched Genichirou.
"What is it? What would your preferred position be, Genichirou? Judging by your personality, you would certainly prefer the-"
"TARUNDORU!" The scream chased birds away from all directions and made the ground shake.
Seiichi found a nice opening in the trees where a small meadow of flowers grew. He immediately began looking at all the different kinds, sorting through them happily.
"I don't see why you like flowers so damn much. All they do is wilt and die." complained Atobe for the millionth time. Seiichi didn't even know why the Hyotei captain had come along if he hated the wilderness. "And all these mosquitoes are fucking annoying today."
"Maybe it's karma after what you did to Marui." said Seiichi matter-of-factly as he ripped out a weed.
"For the millionth time, that was Jirou's fault. And by the way, that redhead never once complained." said Atobe recalling the moans and pleas that had escaped Marui once they had untied him. Atobe took out his phone and began texting Oshitari. Seiichi wondered how Atobe was even getting phone service so high up in the mountains.
Seiichi was silent. He had already glared and kicked Atobe enough that morning when he had heard. Seiichi had made both the Hyotei captain and Jirou eat with their hands tied behind their back to see how they liked it, and then Seiichi repeatedly took away their senses until they properly apologized. It took an hour to get Atobe to say sorry, and even then it hadn't been a proper apology. Atobe had said "Ore-sama is sorry that you are all jealous of my prowess". It was the closest Seiichi could manage to get out of the arrogant captain.
"If you and Sanada had let me join in to spice up your love live, then I wouldn't have gone after Jirou and Marui." said Atobe, still texting freakishly quickly.
Seiichi looked amused. "Are you saying it's my fault that you cannot control your libido?" Seiichi picked thorns and leaves off the bouquet he was making. "Well, maybe I'll forgive you if… you help me with something." Seiichi said hesitantly.
"Help you? With what?" asked Atobe, leaning back against a tree, putting away his cell.
"Well…" Seiichi gave a pause. "Things are… getting serious with me and Genichirou. We've been together for a couple of months already. And it shouldn't be a long time until we… make love."
"So why do you need my help?"
"Genichirou relies on me in this relationship. He trusts that I'll know exactly what to do and stop if I do something wrong. But…" Seiichi sucked in a deep breath. "I'm not any more experienced than he is. I only know the normal things you can see on TV or read on the internet. I… need more than that to be ready for the next step."
"Say no more, Seiichi. I know exactly what you mean." Atobe said, walking forward and grabbing Seiichi's face between his hands.
Atobe leaned down to kiss the bluenette but a strange thing happened right before their lips touched. Suddenly he couldn't see, hear or feel anything. Everything went black. It was a now familiar feeling for Atobe. When he came back to, he was lying down on the floor in the middle of the flower meadow. Seiichi was standing at a distance, glaring icy daggers at Atobe.
"What the hell did you think you were doing?" asked Seiichi in a cold and murderous voice.
"What? Weren't you about to ask me to have sex with you as practice?" asked Atobe, outraged that Seiichi took away his senses for the sixteenth time that day. "Why the fuck did you take away my senses?"
Seiichi hmphed. "Atobe. That is called adultery. I would never ask another man to sleep with me for any reason; not even for practice. I was simply asking for advice." said Seiichi.
"Oh."
"I acknowledge that you are skilled and experienced, so I wanted you to give me tricks and techniques. What can I do to make Genichirou as comfortable as possible while still giving him pleasure on our first time? I don't know what it is like so I want you to tell me." said Seiichi.
Atobe huffed at being treated like a cheat sheet. Gosh, it would be so much easier to use his mouth to just show the bluenette instead of talking. "Geez. It's just sex. You don't have to make such a big deal out of it."
"I suppose everyone has a different definition." said Seiichi. "But if you do not want to help me, then I suppose I can always tell Genichirou that you tried putting the moves on me. I'm pretty confident that a little tears and a lie about you trying to molest me could do wonders." Seiichi giggled. "No one would believe you after what you did to Marui. On top of that, Genichirou can be very jealous and possessive of me, you know. Not only Genichirou, but my entire team as well. Renji can obtain surprisingly good blackmail. Akaya gets very violent when we are not holding him back. Niou and Yagyuu can play the nastiest pranks on-"
"Seiichi…" began Atobe. Really, Seiichi's angelic face did not match with the bluenette's hidden personality. "Fine, ore-sama will help you but only because I am so generous and kind. Just ask me questions of whatever it is you want to know…"
"Thank you." smiled Seiichi. "Now, how would you go about giving the most comfortable and pleasurable first sex experience?"
"Hey Yeahgyuu~" said Niou.
"What is it, Niou-kun?" said Yagyuu. The gentleman looked quite funny with his huge hiking backpack, hiking stick, wilderness hat with the net to keep bugs out and the camouflage jacket with many pockets. If you asked Niou, he would say that Yagyuu was paranoid about getting lost in the forest.
"You know what happened to Marui, right?" asked the trickster.
"How could I not? Jirou-kun was yelling about it all morning for the world to hear." said Yagyuu. Indeed, Jirou had been far too happy while telling the entire school that he had finally fucked his beloved idol. Not that anyone cared. Marui had suffered worst. Namely because of Niou's pranks, but he wasn't going to go into details.
"Well, maybe Marui could… you know, join us sometime. It might be fun, and Marui's my good friend already." said Niou. "Now that he has experience and all."
"…Niou-kun." Yagyuu's glasses flashed dangerously. "Are you suggesting that you wish to have sex with someone other than me?"
"N-No, Yagyuu I didn't mean it like that. I just thought that a change in our usual routine might be fun... maybe to have a threesome and-" Shit. Now he did it. "You know what, just forget it, Yagyuu." said Niou, trying to calm the murderous aura surrounding Yagyuu.
This could only go two ways: Either Yagyuu gets upset and fucks Niou into submission and then goes injure Marui for existing, or Yagyuu will refuse to have sex with Niou for several weeks and he will still go after Marui to injure the redhead for existing.
'Crap,' thought Niou. 'I should have just stuck with sex toys and costumes.'
Author's Rant:
Back when I was in summer camp, I won a prize to be the 'camp leader' for a day. Needless to say, everyone hated my guts by the next day.
I made the entire camp eat with their hands tied behind their backs. The guys all had to wear bikinis to the beach. And whoever pissed me off got thrown in the mud lagoon that may or may not have been infested with leeches.
Ah... good times. (lol random story is random. This chapter reminds me of summer camp in the forest mountain place, that's all)
Next Chapter: Genichirou goes to Tezuka for advice, resulting in ~*sacred stoic wisdom*~. And then Genichirou's grandfather makes a re-appearance. Because I said so.