Disclaimer: I don't own any Harry Potter characters, places, or things. I only own Brie and the , and I don't own "The Exorcist" either. Or "Gone with the Wind".
OK! So we have reached chapter 5! Yay! Oh, everyone needs to go give nemo0323 a hug because nemo0323 liked my royally suckish sex scene.
Xoxoxoxo Draco's POV xoxoxoxo
I have no idea what we're supposed to be waiting on. Brie said to just give it 15 minutes. 'It has soooooo been more than 15 minutes' I thought for the second time. As if on cue, a very *ahem* disheveled looking Theo burst through the dorm room door, Pansy close behind. Now that got everyone's jaw on the floor. With the exception of Brie of course.
Aforementioned girl jumped into action and flipped over to Pansy. "So?" she said. Pansy let a big smile grace her face. "AHHHHHHHHHH!" squealed Brie. "Would someone kindly tell me what the fuck is going on?" asked an obviously irritated Blaise. "We" said Theo, gesturing between himself and Pansy, "are back together." There was a lengthy silence. "That's some nice awkward silence right there" said Brie. Everyone laughed for a minute. "How….?" Asked Greg.
"It was nothing but a huge misunderstanding that I'd really rather not go into, but the point is me and Theo are back together and have no intention of breaking up for quite a while." Said Pansy smoothly. I'm confused as hell. "Thanks to Brie of course." Added Theo. "Awwwwwwwww Shucks. I'm just a blushin'." Said Brie in a horrid country accent as she cracked open another bottle of Firewhiskey. Blaise laughed.
"You are so incredible Brie Stoker." Said Blaise in a rather *ahem* flirtatious voice. "Ya know, I never understood the word incredible. I mean, it means something cannot be credited, but to say an object is incredible is crediting it as something so credible that it can't be credited with makes no fucking sense." Said Brie. Blaise sniggered. "Well, let's try amazing then." He winked saucily at her. She smiled in return.
"Mr. Zabini, are you attempting to flirt with me?" Brie asked. "That depends. Is it working?" he asked her. "YeNO." Replied Brie. Everyone laughed at that one. We all stayed in the boys dorms and drank for a while. That turned out rather well if you ask me….
Xoxoxoxo Brie's POV xoxoxoxo
'I am sooooooo wasted'
I was currently crab walking down the boy dorm stairs. "Holy shit! Don't do that!" Screamed Cho through her Firewhiskey. I had invited Cho to the drinking party (which had transfered to the common room) a few hours ago. I drunkenly giggled at her statement. "Why not?" "Because it reminds me of this freaky ass movie I saw with a muggle friend!" She said. "What movie?" "The exorcist! There's this oe scene where this girl like backward crab walks down these curved stairs and blood like pours from her mouth! So don't do that!" She squealed. "Oh! I saw the exorcist with my dad! Remember that one part where Regan was shoving that crucifix into her-" "SHUT UP BRIE!" screamed Cho.
I laughed. "What? Are you insinuating that the shoving of crucifixes into vaginas bothers you?" I teased. "I fucking hate you right now Brie!" said Cho, covering her ears with her hands. "That scene has the best horror movie quote of all time in it though!" "Oh yeah" said Cho. "Do you know what she did? YOUR CUNTING DAUGHTER!" we said at the same time.
We both collapsed in drunken laughter. "Brie. I loves yous." Said Blaise out of nowhere. "Frankly my dear, I don't GIVE A DAMN!" I shouted. Then I went into another giggle fit. "I loves yous cause yous is so hot." He said, thrusting himself on top of her. "Blaise c'mon you are over-the-top drunk." Said Greg. "I'm perfecshly sobers." Slurred Blaise. "Rigggggggght" said Vince. With that statement, the two boys dragged Blaise off of Brie and took him to his bed.
As soon as they rejoined the party, we submerged into a conversation about the many uses of lemon juice. We stayed up very late and talked about this and that. It was only when Pansy landed face first into her Firewhiskey that we decided it was past our bedtime. We bade each other good night. Cho dragged Pansy upstairs and put her to bed. I asked Cho to stay the night.
Cho and I changed into PJ's (Cho borrowed some of mine.) and we crawled into my bed. "Hey…erm…Brie?" asked Cho timidly. 'It's not like Cho to be shy…' "Yea?" "Do you think any of the guys are like…you know…cute?" I sat up in the bed quicker than lightning. "Cho?..." I gave her a pointed look. She immediately looked down. "OH MY MERLIN'S DICK! CHO CHANG HAS A CRUSH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I squealed girlishly.
She blushed. "That…and some other stuff…" She looked slightly sad. "You thinking about that Cedric guy to?" I asked considerately. "A bit, but I have to tell you something. I'm really worried about…about my mum…" she trailed off in tears. "Oh Cho, love, whatever's wrong with her? It certainly can't be this upsetting?" I asked, taking her into my arms.
"I think the ministry is going to sack my mum. And I think I might, as royally fucked up as this is, like Harry Potter a little, and there's someone else." She tearfully admitted. "Well Cho, I can't say anything about the situation with your mother, but I can tell you that if you like a guy go for it! Even if it is Potter, but who is the other someone?" I inquired slyly. She blushed again. "It's...It's Greg."
"WHAT?" I screeched. She instantly covered my mouth with her hand, which was tedious due to her giggles. "Shut up Brie" she gasped. "Greg? Really?" she nodded. I allowed a slow smile to play upon my face. "!"
"BRIE!"
Xoxoxoxo Draco's POV xoxoxoxo
'I am going to ruddy kill Blaise.' I thought wryly as we ascended to our dorms. The way he had thrown himself at Brie was bloody disgusting, and it had ruined my jovial mood of the night. I complained loudly to the boys as soon as we reached our dormitory. "Can you bloody believe he did that! I swear I'm gonna beat the shit outta him when his drunken ass wakes up! Argh!" I ranted. "Slightly jealous there Draco?" asked Theo.
"Noooooooo I'm just saying if the guy likes her that much he should have a little respect jeez…" I mumbled. 'Liar liar BROOMS ON FIRE!' Said my evil conscious. 'Shut it.' "Who are you talking to?" asked Vince. "NOT YOU! SHUT IT!"
Xoxoxoxo Brie's POV xoxoxoxo
The sunlight dribbled silently into the slytherin girl's dorms, awaking me to my insane hangover. I sat up in my bed and immediately regretted it. As my head continued to pound, I woke up the other girls. "Ah…" moaned Pansy, clutching her head in her left hand. "Same here" added Cho. "I know. Let's just take a potion, hit the showers, and enjoy our Saturday." I groaned. I dug around in my trunk as quietly as possible and found a few vials of a thick silver liquid. I tossed one to each of the girls and then opened one myself.
"I'll warn you, this is my own special hangover potion recipe. It works damn good, but it tastes like wet sand." I said in an ominous tone. The girls nodded and uncorked their own potions. "Cheers" Muttered Pansy, and with that we all took a swig. Then we took a swing. We swung right to the floor at the awful taste. After a moment, we managed to collect our battered selves. We stood up and took the rest of our potions.
We then proceeded to hit the floor. Again.
Xoxoxoxo Draco's POV xoxoxoxo
We all trudged down to breakfast that morning with major hangover symptoms. I had had a major argument with Blaise this morning, despite my severe headache. Blaise couldn't remember a thing from last night. In fact, he was convinced it was still only Friday. ("What the bloody hell do you mean I got drunk last night and now it's Saturday?")
"I can feel it calling in the air tonight…" I knew that voice. I saw Brie, Pansy, and Cho walk into the great hall looking as joyful as ever and-wait walking? 'Holy shit, Brie is walking!' I thought. "Holy shit Brie is walking!" shouted Blaise. The girls said bye to Cho and sat with us. "Holy shit Brie, you were walking!" exclaimed Pansy. "HOLY SHIT I WAS WALKING!" Brie screeched. "Holy shit I have a headache." I muttered. "Oh, I figured you guys were hung over. Drink this." She said, handing us each a bottle full of liquid silver.
"What's this?" Blaise thoughtfully inquired. "It's my own personal hangover potion. It really works! Just look at me and the girls this morning." said Brie, gesturing wildly. "You having some bodily issues over there?" winked Blaise. "From what your drunk butt said last night, I figure you have every wish to solve my bodily issues." She said cockily. Blaise flushed. "What? What did I say?" Blaise looked oddly at everyone. Laughter broke out across the group.
"I won't get into it. But drink that potion, and you'll remember." With that, we all took a long sip of the potion. And then we all took a short slip to the floor. 'This stuff tastes like wet sand!' I thought, disgusted with my own tongue. After that little episode, we spent the Saturday like any normal magical slytherin pureblood rich kids at a beautiful private school-castle that teaches magic in an unknown location would.
Xoxoxoxo Brie's POV xoxoxoxo
We were wrapping up our Saturday evening with a game of exploding snap in the common room when out of nowhere, professor Umbridge popped into the room like a toad on marijuana. "I'm here to tell you about just a few rules. Only a teeny tiny ootsie cutsie few heh hmm." We all looked at her as though she were a hot pink parasite. 'Oh, wait a second…' I giggled out loud at my thought.
"heh hmm, something amusing about rules Miss Stoker?" Umbridge said with sweet ice. "Yes miss Umbitch er UMBRIDGE" I said quickly. She nodded her head menacingly. "Rule 1: no leaving the common rooms after 6 o'clock PM." There was a general outcry at her statement. "Rule 2: all Hogsmeade village trips are cancelled. Rule 3: all students are to e in bed y 9 o clock. Rules newly appointed by me, your schools High Inquisitor." The Slytherins were outraged. I figured most of the school would be by this time tomorrow.
"Um… Professor?" I asked sweetly, "Who exactly will be watching to ensure these new rules are followed?" The woman thought for a moment. It looked difficult. Finally, she muttered. "Good question…" Draco finally lost it. "These rules are both atrocious and unfair!" he shouted. The common room murmured in agreement. Umbridge looked positively appalled. "UGH, Mr. Malfoy! These rules are great choices! They are wonderful ways to administer one's greatest mind powered potential! Honestly, wall those ridiculous trips and being out so late; It builds horrible character!"
'Whoa chick! Don't you be talking to my boyfriend-who-doesn't-know-he's-my-boyfriend-yet that way!' I thought darkly to myself. 'Well, if she wants to play that game…I'm kicking Umbitch ass!' I glared with a smile at the wall in front of me. "Umm…Brie?" muttered Pansy timidly. "Hmm?" "Can we go up to bed now? I mean you've been in, what I assume from your facial expressions, an evil thought rant for over 20 minutes."I looked around the room to see Umbridge gone and the boys probably in bed by now.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Off to bed then, pip pip!" Just then Umbrigde slammed through the door again. She magically projected her voice through the common room. "UP! EVERYONE UP!" within 10 minutes, everyone had drowsily been situated in the common room. "I have written to our beloved minister about the horrid nature of this school. It will be announced tomorrow that I, Professor Delores Umbridge, have been appointed as, heh hmm, High Inquisitor." She said haughtily, using finger quotes around her newly accomplished title. "I will be needing a specific team of students to help to indorse the rules I appoint as the appointed High Inquisitor."She stated, bringing back the finger quotes. "They will be called the Inquisitorial Squad. The members if this Inquisitorial Squad will receive certain privileges for their duties. These privileges will include: extra credit in all classes, ability to stay up past previously stated times, ability to roam the grounds until 1 am on certain nights, the ability to take and give house points to and from anyone, including prefects, and access to the school kitchens anytime. Heh hmm." She finished. 'my head hurts from all the finger quoting.'
"Members of this group will be taken from only Slytherin and Ravenclaw house. Only 4th to 7th years may join. You may sign up in my office first thing tomorrow morning. Now back to bed, the lot of you! Heh hmm." And with that she swiftly left the room.
"Well that was…enticing." Muttered a sleepy Greg. "Yea! Food from the kitchen s whenever we want? Roaming the grounds till 1 am? Slytherins and Ravenclaws only? And all we gotta do is join this group and make sure people follow her rules? I'M IN!" exclaimed Vince. "Yea, sounds like a great idea!" agreed Blaise. Theo and Pansy were to immersed in snogging to notice the discussion, and I was *ahem* well preoccupied with my *ahem* rather impure thoughts on Draco's nothing short of amazing body. He had come back downstairs in plaid cotton sleep pants. In only plaid cotton sleep pants. This completely exposed his VERY well toned chest. He was lean though, because he's so tall. But that certainly didn't mean his toned arms, noticeable v, and defined abs didn't show. A LOT.
"BRIE!" shouted Pansy for the millionth time in her short life. "Hmm what?" I said, snapping my eyes to her irritated face. "What do you think of joining the Inquisitorial Squad? We're all gonna do it! And we're gonna ask Cho if she is tomorrow!" "There is no ay in hell I'm joining that club. I mean all the privileges (insert finger quotes) are great, but we would still be serving Umbitch, and I HATE Umbitch. Not to mention, I have a special plan for Umbitch tomorrow that simply wouldn't do if I were one of her lackeys. Goodnight guys!" and with that I flounced up to the dorms and went to bed, ready to face tomorrow.
Xoxoxoxo Draco's POV xoxoxoxo
As the girl of my wet dreams flounced to bed, the conversation turned to her herself. "The girl is one of my best friends, but I swear I don't understand her." Remarked Pansy. "I don't think anyone understands Brie, including Brie." Laughed Theo. "I'd like to understand her." Said Blaise. "WE KNOW" everyone replied.
I had been watching Brie closely earlier. 'She notices me…' I thought cockily. I couldn't help but follow her line of sight as she stared at me earlier, and I was incredibly pleased with the direction it had gone. She was at least attracted to me physically, but I wanted more than that. I had never really had an official girlfriend, but Brie is different. She jokes around about everything, but she really understands people and knows exactly what to say to soothe the soul. 'That's what makes her so brilliant…'
After about 15 more minutes of idle conversation, we all ventured to our beds. My last thought included a flouncing blonde and a rather happy setting…
~A/N~: This freaking chapter took FOREVER. I had a severe sinus infection and a rather nasty case of writer's block. But I'm all better and the chapters are coming back out! YAY! Please review my story! I will send you a pet fish!
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