Disclaimer: Even if I was the mangaka, I'd still write Tenipuri fanfics. But I'm not the mangaka so I write them anyways.
It was a good thing that Seiichi and Genichirou's little misunderstanding was cleared up, thought the rest of the regulars. Both the captain and vice-captain had been angry and demanding laps from anyone who even said good morning to them for the past two days. Angry captain equals a sad team.
Now that they were talking to each other again, the whole thing seemed silly. Seiichi was once again happy and laughing with Genichirou. And a happy Seiichi means a happy tennis club.
Seiichi was now finding it quite funny that Genichirou's grandfather would give his grandson a vibrator. He laughed about it in the middle of tennis practice.
"Your grandfather is awesome." laughed Seiichi loudly. Genichirou was mesmerized by the happy expressions crossing Seiichi's face. "But really, you won't ever be in need of such a thing. Since it's giving you so much trouble, you should just give me that vibrator. Perhaps I could try it as preparation."
Genichirou was confused. "…What do you mean, Seiichi?"
"I mean, I'm the uke so you won't need to be taking anything up the ass. The vibrator is useless to you." stated Seiichi.
Uke? Oh… as in the top and bottom in sex positions Yanagi had told him about, thought Genichirou. But wait, why was Seiichi the uke? Genichirou was slowly accepting that they would be having sex pretty soon, but he hadn't really thought about which role he would be in all of it.
"Uh Seiichi, doesn't it… hurt to be the uke?" asked Genichirou, reluctantly remembering the porn and awkward Yanagi conversations.
"Well, I suppose it does at first. Or so I've heard. That's why I said I might need preparation." said Seiichi, smiling angelically even through the dirty conversation that had many people around them blushing. Really, so many people overheard all their conversations so it just didn't matter anymore.
"But Seiichi, shouldn't I be the uke then?" asked Genichirou. "Because I'm bigger than you, it will hurt you more if I err... put it in you."
Seiichi frowned. "Genichirou, no offence but I don't think me doing you is a good idea. I don't want to scare you. You might feel weirded out. Don't worry about me; I can take anything you throw at me."
Genichirou paused for a moment but still shook his head. "No Seiichi. Hurting you is the last thing I want to do, especially if I can take less pain for you. I want to be the uke."
Seiichi put on a scandalized look. Obviously the bluenette had not expected any problems with this. "Genichirou." he said in his captain voice. "I remember you becoming all stiff and nervous back at the hot springs when I merely touched your ass. If it's going to make you that uncomfortable, than it's not any better than the slight pain I might experience."
"T-That's because I wasn't expecting it. It happened a while ago. I've gotten over it by now. You can touch me anywhere you want and I'll be happy, Seiichi."
"No. Just because I'm smaller doesn't mean it won't hurt you. It will hurt you as well; plus it will make you feel uncomfortable. Thats not any better."
"Then we'll practice. Preparation like you said. I'll let you touch me and then you can see for yourself that I can handle it!" said Genichirou, his voice rising.
"No! You'll simply pretend that it's fine when in reality it will be the exact opposite. I want our first time to be magical and I can get over a little pain. If, by some chance, it hurts me too much, than I have confidence that you'll stop and be a very understanding person, Genichirou." said Seiichi in opposition.
"Yes, but it will hurt me a lot less therefore be much more pleasurable for both of us. I won't be happy knowing that you are in pain because of me, Seiichi." said Genichirou.
"Well neither will I." Seiichi glared, angry that his captain voice was having no effect.
They both stood facing each other, stubborn to the bone and not willing to give in. This was extremely important to the two of them. Both Genichirou and Seiichi desperately wanted to be the uke as to give less pain to their partner.
They stomped off and went back to practice, not letting the matter slide by. The tennis club was whispering and talking about it every second when Genichirou was not yelling at them for slacking off (Genichirou was back in an angry mood).
By the next day, the entire school knew of the couple's dilemma thanks to the rumours that the tennis club members had spread. Genichirou and Seiichi weren't bothered by the entire school knowing their personal problems; they were still glaring at each other and trying to make the other one give in.
The school however was quite serious about this. By lunchtime, groups were debating and clubs had been formed, each taking sides.
Most of the fangirls had picked Seiichi's side and agreed that Genichirou should top. They claimed that Genichirou was the bigger male and thus it "automatically made him the seme." The SANADA IS ABSOLUTE SEME club had over a thousand members by the end of the day with Seiichi as the president.
However, a surprising number of students were either not taking a side or agreeing with Genichirou's arguments. They agreed that having Seiichi top, especially for the first sex experience, was better for the both of them and would assure a more pleasurable experience. There were also a few fangirls who agreed with the logic of captain semes vice-captain.
The entire school was completely divided and arguing about it for three days straight, every individual either on Seiichi's side or on Genichirou's side. Fights broke out in the hallways between fangirl groups. There was even rumours of a gang fight in the streets about it.
"Seriously Sanada, you should just be the seme." drawled Niou on the third day. "Trust me, the bigger the better. Yukimura will love it."
"Nah, vice-captain Sanada can't take charge. That's captain's job." said Akaya.
"It would be 33% less painful physically if Seiichi tops." stated Yanagi.
By the fourth day, both Seiichi and Genichirou were missing each other terribly, despite being angry. They had not spent time together much since they were both determined to have their own way. The ones who suffered the most was the tennis club, who was forced to do an outrageous amount of exercises everyday. One kid had even fainted in the showers out of exhaustion.
Plus, you knew it was getting weird when the teachers were beginning to take sides as well.
Finally, the tennis regulars put their foot down after a week and announced a poll.
"A poll?" asked Seiichi.
"Yes." said Yanagi. They were seated in the locker rooms, angry tennis team surrounding the captain and vice-captain. Everyone was eager to get this matter settled once and for all. "Each student, teacher or whatever will get to vote on who they think should be the uke. Whoever gets the most votes wins, alright?"
It took a while but soon enough, both Genichirou and Seiichi agreed to it, thinking that the matter would drag on forever if it wasn't settled soon. Seiichi campaigned a little in his club, but was not able to do much since the 'election' would be the next day. Yanagi had to tell off Niou for planning on rigging the polls for a prank. Yanagi also had to tell off Seiichi for attempted torture on students who didn't want to vote for the bluenette. This competition had to be fair and square.
Rikkaidai had full attendance from every student and teacher on the voting day. The student council went classroom to classroom and collected everyone's votes.
After school was over, several students from other schools appeared and demanded the right to vote as well. Atobe brought his entire tennis club of over two hundred members. Seiichi smiled, knowing Atobe was on his side. The Seigaku regulars showed up as well, probably dragged over by Fuji. Other than that, Seiichi recognized uniforms from Fudomine, Yamabuki, St. Rudolf's, Rokkaku and …Shitenhouji? What the hell? Those guys lived on the other side of Japan.
Seiichi and Genichirou were left alone in the locker rooms after school later while awaiting the results. They were both surprisingly nervous.
Finally, Genichirou sighed. "This is stupid." he said. "It's pathetic. We are relying on a school-wide poll to determine something we can't agree about."
Seiichi shrugged. "You just know you are going to lose. I have Seigaku and all of Hyotei's votes for sure."
"…I threatened our entire tennis club and several classrooms with detention." admitted Genichirou. He was on the disciplinary committee and many were afraid of him. He wasn't going to just let Seiichi win so easily. "Seiichi, are we going to do this each time we have a disagreement?"
Seiichi looked at the ground. "Well, I supposed we can always play rock, paper, scissors to decide next time."
"You know, this will take all the magic out of our first time no matter if I win or lose. I… won't be happy with this." said Genichirou painfully.
Seiichi looked up, hearing Genichirou's saddened tone.
"Maybe… we are being stubborn." whispered Seiichi. "But I don't want to hurt you at all. Even if it's just a tiny amount of pain… I just don't want you to be in pain. That's even worst than if I were hurting."
"Seiichi…" Genichirou's control snapped and he moved across the room, hugging his lover tightly and pressing his cheek against dark blue stands that smelled heavenly. They were both relieved to finally have their loved one back in their arms no matter if they were still upset at each other. "Seiichi, I feel the same way. I really don't want to hurt you either. But I don't think that having thousands of people choose for us is the right thing to go about it."
Seiichi didn't say anything.
"Please Seiichi. Be rational. It will be a lot less painful for the both of us if I'm the uke for our first time. We can practice in preparation. I-If I still don't feel comfortable with it after a while, then I will seme. But for now, please… give me a chance and trust me. It's better if you let me be the uke. I won't run away. I trust you." said Genichirou, breathing in Seiichi's flowery scent and whispering against his ear. Seiichi shivered, feeling himself give in to Genichirou's gentle pleading.
"… Okay. Fine." Seiichi sighed and admitted defeat. Genichirou froze rigidly in surprise. "But… if it hurt you at all, I will pull back." Genichirou smiled and pressed a kiss to Seiichi's lips. "And I will be the uke for our second time." Another kiss. "And this is only because it's you, Genichirou. Gosh, you are so stubborn."
"Thank you Seiichi." Genichirou kissed his captain again and again, stealing both their breaths away.
Yanagi had been standing in the doorway for a few seconds but long enough to know what was going on. He ripped up the paper that held the winner's name. Yanagi left with a smile playing on his lips. What a waste. So much effort over nothing.
"Thanks for inviting us over, Seiichi." said Fuji. "My, your garden is as lovely as it's always been."
"Meh… the one in my mansion is bigger." scoffed Atobe.
"Perhaps, but I planted everything here myself Keigo-kun. It makes it more special that way." said Seiichi.
Yanagi said nothing and sipped his tea.
The four of them were sitting in Seiichi's room on a clear and sunny Sunday afternoon. They were all friends with boyfriends now and they all loved to chat and gossip about anything that was currently happening. Especially about their love lives.
"Well Seiichi, I find it good that you settled things with Sanada by yourselves." smiled Fuji. "It might not be what you want, but I'm sure it made Sanada very happy."
"He better be." grumbled Seiichi. At least seeing Genichirou's happy face when Seiichi had given in was enough to take the bitterness out of his system. Seiichi would be seme, but only for their first time, he decided.
"But seriously, that Sanada is such a girl. Why would he, of all people, want to be the uke?" said Atobe, flipping his hair out of his face gracefully.
"Atobe, being the uke is not equal to being girly." said Yanagi.
"Whatever."
They continued their discussion. Atobe talked about his latest sexual exploits. He had apparently beaten his past record and had sex with fourteen different people last week. Yanagi spoke briefly of his woes that involved dating an immature brat. Fuji smiled evilly and told them embarrassing Tezuka stories, which were always funny for anyone.
"Haha, you actually had sex with Tezuka while you were wearing a female school uniform?" laughed Seiichi. "That's good. I have to write it down in the Book."
"What book?" asked Atobe lazily.
"Not book. The Book." said Seiichi, putting out a rather sparkly notebook from his drawer.
"Ah, the famous Book." said Yanagi. "It's where Seiichi writes down all of his life goals."
"Yes, I've had it for years. I accomplished most of my written life goals already, like winning Nationals but I still write in it fairly often." said Seiichi. The past life goals have been normal and simple enough. But the last several pages he had written down all involved Genichirou in a way.
Fuji took the Book away and flipped it to the latest pages, his eyes opening slightly. "Oh my. You want to have sex with Genichirou in a limo?" he asked, reading the page with interest. It was quite descriptive.
Seiichi nodded.
"Sex in a limo is not that great you know. Kind of cramped actually." said Atobe, leaning over Fuji's shoulder to read the Book. "What the- 'Have sex with Genichirou in a crowded train'?"
The three friends looked at Seiichi questionably.
"What? No one will notice because it's on a crowded train." said Seiichi, not seeing what the problem was.
"There is a 99% chance that Genichirou will not agree to it." stated Yanagi.
"Well not now." said Seiichi. "I am certainly not having my first time on a crowded train. But it is on my list of things to-do before I graduate."
"Obviously, since it's in the Book." said Yanagi.
"Hey, I like this one: 'Give Genichirou a blowjob in the middle of math class.'" laughed Atobe.
"Why math class?" asked Fuji.
"We sit next to each other all the way in the back. I have it all planned out already. I'll just drop my pencil on the floor, go under the table, suck off Genichirou, and come back up like nothing ever happened." said Seiichi.
"It won't work. Genichirou's too loud." said Yanagi.
"It will work. He won't want others to know so he'll hide it. It's going to be awesome." said Seiichi excitedly.
"Seiichi, you do realize that all of your life goals for eleven whole pages only include doing sexual things to Genichirou, right?" said Yanagi.
"Yes. What's the problem? Don't you all have sparkly notebooks where you write down all of your sexual fantasies in vivid detail?" asked Seiichi.
Yanagi was quiet.
Atobe shook his head.
"I'll start one as soon as I get back home." said Fuji. "Then I'll show it to Kunimitsu."
"What a lovely idea Fuji!" said Seiichi.
The bluenette and the genius boy looked at each other and began laughing maniacally. Yanagi went back to thinking that Seiichi would make a great erotic novel writer. Atobe took the Book and began reading it, making notes of stuff he should try.
Author"s Rant:
LOL RIKKAI IS TOTALLY A CRAZY AND DORKY SCHOOL (in my mind). But yeah, WOULD YOU JOIN THE SANADA IS ABSOLUTE SEME CLUB: Y/Y/Y?
So I had to sacrifice sleep and studying to get this chapter done, but that's fine. I do not care about summer school. I like writing a lot more. :D
Plus, being stuck in two 3 hour classes everyday entitles me to daydream and think of ideas. So if you see a weird girl in summer school giggling pervertedly to herself in the middle of class, it's probably me imagining Seiichi and Genichirou having sex on a crowded train.
I apologize for any typos/stuff that makes no sense. I was very sleep-deprived when I wrote this and everything was making me laugh for no reason.
Next Chapter: I'm in a Niou mood lately, so more Platinum Pair. And then Yanagi questions Seiichi's fantasies, which is never a good idea.