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Atobe growled angrily.
A few minutes ago, he had called Seiichi just like he always did. Atobe wanted to be up to date on all the news and gossip as well as trying to pry into the bluenette's private life.
Atobe had jokingly asked if Seiichi and Genichirou had sex just like he always asked. It was like routine. The answer had always been no, followed by a rant about personal space and privacy. Atobe had expected no different answer today.
But today, Seiichi had giggled and hung up without a word.
What the hell? What did that even mean? Atobe had called back but Seiichi had closed his phone. Did the giggle mean 'I'm not putting up with your questions anymore' or 'yes we did have sex'?
Fuck. He needed to know. Atobe called Genichirou's number but no one answered. In fact, he called half a dozen times. Growling in frustration, Atobe threw his wine glass out the window.
That was when his phone vibrated, signalling a text. Atobe narrowed his eyes as he read the text:
Atobe, this is Seiichi. Please stop prying before I resort to getting a restraining order. I will tell Genichirou about the time you tried to kiss me if you don't stop. Bye now! ;)
Ha! As if the great Atobe Keigo would give up that easily!
He gave up on calling Seiichi or Genichirou. He realized that those two did have friends that might know something. Atobe dialled the number for Seiichi and Genichirou's closest friend, Yanagi Renji.
The data master answered on the first ring. "Hello?"
"Yo, it's Atobe. Have you heard from Seiichi or Sanada today?" asked Atobe.
"I have not. Are you so desperate to know their every movement that you must call me?" asked Yanagi. "If they are not answering your questions, then perhaps it is because you are getting a tad bit annoying and stalkerish."
"As if. Ore-sama is not annoying, nor a stalker." said Atobe. "But I think something happened and they are not telling me what it is."
"…What kind of something?" came Yanagi's reply. Curiosity had gotten the better of him. He would be seeing Seiichi and Genichirou at school the next day, but still it couldn't hurt to know something in advance.
"I think they did it."
"How sure are you? Give me a percentage and evidence to support your hypothesis." said Yanagi. Atobe had made the same claim in the past. But at this moment, Yanagi was remembering how weird and unconcentrated Genichirou had been on Friday during school and practice. Was it because they had really done it?
"Look, I just know. It's called insight. Call me if you learn anything." said Atobe. That Yanagi was already getting on his nerves.
"Don't count on it." Yanagi hung up.
So even Yanagi, their best friend, knew nothing. Maybe Seiichi and Sanada had done it not long ago so that they didn't have time to tell anyone about it. But still! Atobe had to know now. Not tomorrow, not in an hour, NOW. He had half a mind to fly his helicopter to the Rikkai captain's house and demand to know what had happened. Or maybe Genichirou's house since the two seemed to be together at the moment.
Atobe rapidly punched in Fuji's phone number. Damn it, he needed to vent.
"Hello, Fuji speaking." answered Seigaku's genius.
"Fuji, that fucking bastard Seiichi and his boytoy totally had sex and now they are ignoring me and won't tell me anything. Then Seiichi had the audacity to threaten me with some stupid misunderstanding that will possibly get me punched in the face by that moron, Sanada, but I can't give in because I want to know what happened!" yelled Atobe.
"…Wait, so they told you that they made love?" asked Fuji. That was all he retained from the rant, even though he was a genius.
"No, but I figured it out. I just know."
Fuji chuckled. "Keigo, didn't you do the exact same thing a few months back when Tezuka and I began going out? I remember you calling me everyday asking for details. And then the day I had my first time with Tezuka... I also hung up on you because of your overly personal questions. Then you went crazy and showed up in a helicopter at my house."
"Did I?" asked Atobe.
"Yes you did." laughed Fuji. It was funny now, but Fuji and Tezuka had both been quite pissed off at the time. "Keigo, maybe you should start a serious relationship of your own instead of sleeping around with people on your team. I think that's why you ask so many questions to those of us who are in love."
"Ore-sama refuses. Serious relationships are annoying and lead to heartbreaks."
"Saa… then get used to feeling jealous about the couples around you." Fuji hung up.
Fuck him. Fuck everyone. Atobe threw his phone out the window. Damn, even Fuji took their sides. What was so great about love anyways? It made people stupid and unreasonable. Atobe already had his hands full with his own duties and loving himself. He didn't have time to maintain a real relationship.
Atobe rushed out of his room with the intention to jump in his gigantic pool to cool down.
Last class period on Monday afternoon was math class. Seiichi was happy because he sat next to Genichirou, their desks together. Even if they weren't allowed to talk, it didn't stop them from holding hands under the desks, or tracing patterns with their fingers on each other's thighs. Seiichi could practically feel his math grades dropping.
Two minutes to the end of the lesson found Seiichi's attention wandering out the window, looking at the clear sunny sky. It was a perfect day for tennis practice. Seiichi looked down at the school gates… and his mood dropped instantly.
There was a limousine. A really long black limo that he knew belonged to Atobe Keigo. Crap. That Hyotei diva really didn't know when to give up. Seiichi poked Genichirou's shoulder and pointed outside. Genichirou gave a scowl.
The bell rang and students poured out of the classrooms in a hurry, either running home or to after-school clubs.
"We should go meet Keigo-kun before he decides to bother us during tennis practice." said Seiichi.
"Yes." Genichirou hissed.
"Gen, don't hurt him too much. Really, it's not his fault for being an obnoxious narcissist. He is simply a product of his upbringing."
The two made their way down the stairs and out the front doors of the school. The limousine had already attracted a lot of attention, with students crowding around the vehicle. Seiichi could still catch a glimpse of the eight Hyotei regulars. Why did Atobe even bring his whole team? This was going to be awful. Seiichi hoped Atobe had more sense than to start talking about his private life in the middle of a herd of Rikkai students.
The Rikkai students made way for Seiichi and Genichirou. Genichirou didn't know why but people just automatically got out of Seiichi's way. Maybe it was the bluenette's aura. Genichirou instead had to glare at people for that to happen.
"Atobe, Atobe, where's Marui-sama? Do you think he's at practice already?" asked Jirou in a loud voice.
"I don't know. Stop bothering me." said Atobe. The crowd then parted and Atobe noticed Seiichi walking towards him with a majestic Child of God aura covering him. Or maybe it was just the jacket that seemed glued to his shoulders that gave the impression of a majestic aura. "Ah, Seiichi there you-"
Atobe didn't get to finish his sentence because Genichirou had run forward and punched Atobe square in the face. The Hyotei captain staggered back and fell to the ground.
All the students, Rikkai and Hyotei alike, gasped and were silent as they watched Atobe on the floor, staring up in shock, confusion and pain.
"Dude… you're my hero." said Shishido, looking admirably in Genichirou's direction. Mukahi cheered. Oshitari laughed.
"YOU- YOU UNCOUTH AND LOUTISH DIRTY PEASANT! What the hell was that for?" demanded Atobe, clutching the painful spot under his left eye.
"For trying to kiss Seiichi." said Genichirou simply. Atobe deserved a lot more pain in Genichirou's opinion, but he would let it go for now.
"T-That was misinterpreted body language! And it happened AGES ago!" shouted Atobe, getting back up with Kabaji's help. "What the hell, Seiichi? I thought you said you wouldn't tell Sanada if I didn't pry. And I didn't. I kept silent for an entire day."
"I lied." said Seiichi, smiling happily. The bluenette had really been dying to give Atobe a good punch in the face for a while now for all that meddling. But watching Genichirou do it for him had been equally satisfying.
Atobe and Seiichi stood there glaring at each other intensely. You could feel sparks of electricity in the air from the tension. The temperature seemed to have dropped by ten degrees.
"Well in that case, I won't hold back either." smirked Atobe. The Hyotei captain turned around and dug in the luggage at the end of the limo. After a while of searching, Atobe finally found what he was looking for. With help from Kabaji, Atobe climbed on top of the vehicle until he was standing proudly and arrogantly, sneering down at Seiichi. Seiichi saw a megaphone in Atobe's hand.
"He wouldn't…" whispered Seiichi in horror.
"Ahem, Attention all Rikkainese or whatever you uncivilized commoners call yourselves." said Atobe, his voice resounding through the entire school because of the megaphone."It is my pleasure to announce to you that Yukimura Seiichi and Sanada Genichirou had SEX on Saturday night. And of course, Sanada was a manly little uke in missionary position. In fact, according to Seiichi, I quote that: -ahem- 'Genichirou's bright pink and swollen lips were only matched by his puckered and rosy entrance, his rigid member was leaking that pearly essence that-"
Seiichi stood there with his mouth open and a scandalized look as Atobe continued his story. How the hell did Atobe know all that? There was only one place he had written that in... but he hadn't posted anything online by mistake this time! He made sure that private entries stayed private.
Atobe looked smug as he planted his feet back to the ground. He saw Seiichi's questioning and angry gaze and said, "I had Oshitari hack into your online diary at home. Ore-sama was merciful and didn't reveal all of your secrets just yet. But unless you want me to, then you should tell me what I want to know when I call you."
"Atobe, are you blackmailing me?" Seiichi tone hinted that he was both amused and angry. He couldn't believe it. No one stood up against him, the mighty Child of God.
"Bastard, do you want me to punch you again?" snarled Genichirou, raising his fist menacingly even if his cheeks were bright red in embarrassment at what Atobe had revealed. As if some arrogant jerk was going to talk back to Seiichi. Never! No one blackmails his boyfriend!
"Guys, guys, relax." said Oshitari, bravely coming between the three glaring teens. "Don't make a scene."
Genichirou was surprised that Oshitari didn't spontaneously combust from standing in the center of the glaring attacks.
"He's right. Let's settle this like real men." said Genichirou.
"Tennis?" asked Atobe.
"Tennis." Seiichi nodded in affirmative.
It was decided in the end that Seiichi and Atobe would be having a match. Both were fiercely determined to win. They kept on giving each other murderous looks even now as they stared at each other from opposite sides of the tennis field.
"If I win, you have to swear secrecy to all my secrets and promise to never pry into my affaires again." said Seiichi.
"Fine. If ore-sama wins, you and Sanada will be joining myself and the Hyotei regulars on our weekly team activity." Atobe smirked, licking his lips suggestively. Seiichi's eye twitched. It was a well-known fact that the 'Hyotei Team Activities' were just a huge orgy at Atobe's house.
"…Deal." said Seiichi. As if his pride would let him back out. He would just have to win, for both his sake and Genichirou's sanity.
Atobe threw the ball in the air and served with a sharp overhead hit. And so the match began.
Author's Rant:
I'm sorry but I really wanted to punch Atobe in the face. *hides from Atobe fans*
(And I know you all really really don't want Seiichi to lose this match because obviously no one wants to see SeiichixGenichirouxAll of Hyotei.)
Next Chapter: Genichirou goes in panic mode again when Seiichi insists on being the uke.