Wow, Kinky Pair got so much love. It makes me wonder why there's barely any Kinky Pair fics out there. o_o Truly, it's a tragedy.
I actually have a really hard time writing Kinky Pair, which is why there were so few chapters dedicated to them. I had a hard time coming up with ideas and the characterization was challenging because I have to make their interaction different from Alpha and Platinum Pair... but yes, I am very glad that you enjoyed it. :)
Extra 3 is dedicated to Platinum Pair messing with Sanada. I actually always wanted to write a bunch of Niou-messed-with-Sanada stuff (because we all know that Niou must prank Sanada often), but never got around to it. So yes. Here it is. Don't kill me afterwards.
Disclaimer: Konomi-sensei owns all, including their asses.
"Hey Niou-kun?" asked Yagyuu, running his fingers through Niou's bleached hair. It was really soft. The word 'fluffy' popped into his mind.
"Hmm?" replied the trickster, content with lounging on the school bench, his head on Yagyuu's lap.
"I was wondering… how did you ever get the idea of us switching for a tennis match?"
"Well, I figured since you were hot and I was hot, and hot people are all awesome and look alike, then-"
"Niou-kun, I'm serious." Yagyuu smacked his hand down on Niou's head.
"Geez, I was just joking." said Niou, rolling his eyes. "Actually… pretending to be others was something I did for a long time even before joining the tennis team. Everyone in my family does it."
"Oh, is that so?" said Yagyuu.
"Yeah. I still remember the first time I tried to imitate someone…" Niou remembered fondly. "If I recall correctly, I had ripped out a picture of Zac Efron from a magazine, cut the mouth and eyes off, stuck the picture to my face and pretended to be him."
"…" Yagyuu had to concentrate really hard in order not to laugh. He wouldn't laugh. No, he couldn't laugh. They were at school and his reputation would crumble if he laughed.
Niou then sat up, a sudden idea in his mind.
"Hey Yeahgyuu, wanna do something funny?"
"Define 'funny'." said Yagyuu.
"I wanna become Yukimura for a little bit and was wondering if you could distract the real one while I mess with Sanada." said Niou.
"Masaharu, do you have some type of death wish?" asked Yagyuu.
"Awww, you're no fun."
"Do you want to be possibly molested by Sanada? Honestly Niou-kun, you know those two have not been able to keep their hands themselves lately. Really, Sanada will notice it's you right away." said Yagyuu. "On top of that, do you remember how many punishments you received the last time you imitated captain? You were in living hell for a month."
Niou pouted. Well, it was true that he would probably get discovered if he dressed up as Seiichi. He was the kind to want credit for his pranks, especially if they involved making Genichirou uncomfortable and letting everyone know just how good he was at imitating others.
Even so… the idea of messing with Genichirou was just too good to resist.
"Oh, you've stopped protesting?" asked Niou as he lounged on his bed that evening, phone in his hand.
Yagyuu sighed. "You'll do it even if I try and stop you."
Niou grinned. The two were in Niou's messy room. Yagyuu had attempted to talk Niou out of pranking Genichirou, but the best he could do was stop Niou from dressing up as Seiichi.
As Yagyuu watched, Niou was getting ready to dial Genichirou's number and prank call him. But first, Niou wanted to make sure that his idea wouldn't fall apart. Niou plucked in a phone number and set the phone to his ear. It took five rings, but someone finally answered.
"Hello?" answered Seiichi.
"Ah, captain? Hey, it's Niou." greeted Niou.
"Oh, hello Niou. What do you want?" asked the bluenette.
"Is it possible for me to skip practice tomorrow? My dog died."
"Niou, you do not have a dog."
"How do you know? Are you stalking me at my house?"
"Niou, don't be absurd-"
"Are you looking inside my house right now? Where are you hiding and what are you doing at this very moment?" asked Niou in his best paranoid voice.
Seiichi chuckled. "Niou, I happen to be in my own room and doing my homework. I have better things to do in my spare time than stalk you. You are to come to practice tomorrow like always. Good-bye." The phone line went dead after that.
Niou grinned widely, closing the phone and going to dial Genichirou's number.
Yagyuu raised an eyebrow. "Why did you call Yukimura? I thought Sanada was the one you were pranking?" asked the gentleman.
"Yes, I'll prank call him now. But I had to make sure he wasn't with Yukimura first." said Niou.
Oh… it was quite smart of Niou to think of that and trick Seiichi into revealing his whereabouts, thought Yagyuu. Niou was very smart when he was serious about something, even if that something meant pranks and tricks.
"Be quiet now, Yagyuu. I'm calling the vice-captain dork himself." said Niou, waiting for Genichirou to pick up the phone.
Niou had to wait a long while before Genichirou answered the phone.
"HELLO?" thundered Genichirou, as if he had never used a phone before.
Niou put on his best Seiichi voice impression… which was pretty much identical to the real Seiichi's voice.
"Ah, hello Genichirou. Am I interrupting something?" asked Niou-as-Seiichi, the gentle and feminine tone so familiar that it chilled Yagyuu even as he watched.
"Seiichi! Of course not. What is it?" asked the vice-captain, wondering why on earth Seiichi was calling him. Niou grinned widely, looking at Yagyuu as if saying 'I told you I could fool him'.
"Oh, it's nothing really. I just… really missed you, Genichirou" said Niou-as-Seiichi. Yagyuu facepalmed as he listened.
Genichirou cleared his throat awkwardly. Niou could practically hear the vice-captain blushing. "I-I miss you too, Seiichi."
"Mhmm…" said Niou-as-Seiichi, imitating the noises he had heard many times erupting from the showers and the locker rooms when Seiichi and Genichirou thought they were alone.
"S-Seiichi?"
"I just… I want you in me so badly, Genichirou." said Niou-as-Seiichi huskily.
Yagyuu sat there, staring wide-eyed at Niou. Really? Was Niou seriously attempting to have phone sex with the uptight vice-captain? One look at Niou's face showed Yagyuu that the trickster was completely serious. Apparently, Niou did have a death wish.
Niou's smile widened as he both noticed Yagyuu's stoned expression and heard Genichirou's nervous gulp.
"Tell me, Genichirou…" purred Niou-as-Seiichi. "Tell me what you would do to me if you were here. Where would you touch me?"
"I-I uh…" Genichirou stuttered. "A-Anywhere you want, Seiichi."
Niou had to stop himself from snorting and calling the vice-captain names such as 'Seiichi's obedient bitch'. That part could wait until he got Genichirou riled up. He would only reveal himself at the very end.
"Then…" Niou-as-Seiichi began panting, sounding breathless. "Where would you want me to touch you? I think I would… move down your body and lick your hot and delicious cock… "
There was a pause and then, very quietly, Genichirou moaned.
Niou pumped his fist up in victory. Ha! He had done it. Genichirou was finally into it and had actually moaned out loud.
Yagyuu narrowed his eyes. If Niou thought he could actually have phone sex with another guy in front of his boyfriend, then he was dead wrong. A murderous aura was beginning to surround Yagyuu.
"Are you touching yourself, Genichirou? Tell me. Tell me where." continued Niou-as-Seiichi.
"Yes, ah… Seiichi… I'm-" said Genichirou's gasping voice.
But Yagyuu had seen enough of Niou's flirting. The gentleman crawled closer to Niou on the bed, before grabbing hold of the trickster's legs. His fingers latched to the front of Niou's pants, swiftly undoing a button and zipper to push the down the article of clothing.
Niou looked at Yagyuu with a slight frown and confused expression, as if asking 'What the hell are you doing? I'm still in the middle of my prank'. Yagyuu didn't care and took off Niou's boxers as well, leaving the trickster's crotch wide open for everyone to see.
Well, he was at least glad to see that Niou wasn't aroused from all this.
He decided to tease Niou, dragging one finger around the tip and down to the base. Niou let out a moan of his own, one that sounded very Niou-esque and not at all like Seiichi. Yagyuu smirked, seeing Niou slowly growing hard from such fleeting touches of his fingers. The gentleman bent down, licking the tip and making Niou let out another noise.
"S-Seiichi?" asked Genichirou from the other line.
"Ahhh, Gen… so good. Ngh…I'm so hard." said Niou, going back to his Seiichi voice. It was a lot more challenging now that Yagyuu had decided to run his tongue all over his now-hard cock, but Niou was dead-set on succeeding.
"M-Me too, Seiichi. Me too…" Genichirou said, making little gasps.
"Oh god, your tongue. Just imagining you… taking me whole, swallowing me to the hilt and sucking as hard as you can… oh please." said Niou-as-Seiichi, looking lustily down at Yagyuu as he said it.
Yagyuu rolled his eyes, getting the hint. He proceeded to cease his licks and nips in order to open his lips and slowly bring the whole member in his mouth, sucking harshly as he went. Niou let out a gentler kind of moan that very much sounded like Seiichi.
The gentleman frowned, wanting to make Niou shout and moan in his own voice. If Niou was still finding the concentration to pretend to be Seiichi, then Yagyuu obviously had to try harder.
"Yesss… anything you want, Seiichi." agreed Genichirou, sounding very much like he was enjoying himself as well.
"Ngnn… oh yes. Ah… your fingers, I want them pressing inside me." moaned Niou-as-Seiichi.
"Y-Yes… all the way in. Just the way you like it." said Genichirou.
Yagyuu paused in the middle of sucking Niou to bring his fingers up to his mouth. He licked them minimally and brought them around to lightly touch Niou's entrance. The trickster wasn't resisting, and was instead gladly accepting the challenge.
As gross and mood-breaking as it was to hear Genichirou's voice, Niou's body couldn't deny the pleasure he got from having Yagyuu touch him. And the gentleman had at least gotten the hint that Niou was now talking more to him than Genichirou.
Niou gasped loudly when Yagyuu inserted his first finger it, angling it teasingly as he stroked the moist and hot inner walls.
"Ah! Yes!" Niou-as-Seiichi practically shouted when Yagyuu brought his mouth down on his cock once more, both teasing his front and back. He really felt like abandoning the phone and letting Yagyuu fuck him into submission. But as tempting as that thought was, Niou wasn't the type to abandon a prank halfway through.
Niou didn't know if it was because Genichirou was too much into it or not, but the vice-captain didn't even seem to notice Niou's wavering tone as the trickster desperately tried keeping up Seiichi's voice to not get discovered.
"Genichirou… are you close?" asked Niou-as-Seiichi. He gave out a long groan when Yagyuu found his prostate and assaulted it with his fingers, mouth sucking diligently on his tip. Niou realized that he would have to come out and reveal himself soon. The thought of Genichirou reddening in fury and yelling TARUNDORU without being able to slap him made him happy. In fact, anything that involved either embarrassing or annoying the vice-captain made him happy.
"S-Seiichi… ah…" Genichirou panted harshly, his breathing becoming faster and faster.
He was about to reveal himself, but Niou just now seemed to realize how close he was to coming. He rocked his hips in Yagyuu's mouth as those fingers pressed in harder. Niou pulled the phone away from his ear because he couldn't contain his next moan, one that was entirely in his own voice.
With one last long suck, Niou came, spurting his hot seed into Yagyuu's throat with a shout of "Hiroshi!" The gentleman swallowed greedily, lapping at everything before slipping the now limp member out of his mouth. Niou's body slumped back.
Yagyuu took his chance and grabbed the phone out of Niou's hand, ending the call in a hurry.
"H-Hey, I didn't even get the chance to tell him it was me." said Niou, lying down on the soft bed covers. "Do you think he heard that last part and figured it out himself?" It might be awkward if Genichirou didn't figure it out and thought that Seiichi actually had had phone sex with him.
"I honestly do not give a damn at the moment, Masaharu." Yagyuu said huskily, unbuckling his own pants. "Really, how dare you flirt with another man in front of me?" He continued stripping, throwing his shirt on the floor and making sure to get rid of Niou's. The trickster was acting lazy and let Yagyuu take the clothes off as if he was a doll.
Once they were both completely naked, Yagyuu leaned in, avidly kissing the trickster, until he was on top of Niou's body.
Niou sighed contently, wrapping his arms around Yagyuu's neck and moving his lips in rhythm. They marvelled in each other's warmth, tangling their tongues together. Yagyuu was kissing much more urgently, lips demanding to be kissed back with as much energy. Niou sloppily returned the kiss, but soon found himself re-gaining interest as his tongue was pleasantly sucked in Yagyuu's mouth.
Niou was greatly aware of Yagyuu's hardness that was pressing against his hip. He decided to return the favour and grabbed hold of his boyfriend's cock, effectively making Yagyuu hiss.
"Ah, Masaharu… faster." ordered Yagyuu. Niou smiled, loving the way Yagyuu was vocalizing his pleasure; something the gentleman had not done very often before. It aroused Niou so much to hear those pleasurable sounds.
And then Niou's phone rang.
Niou didn't stop his ministrations; flipping his phone open with his other hand and saying, "Hello?"
"Niou." came Seiichi's voice.
"What is it? I'm kinda busy. Have you changed your mind about letting me skip practice?" asked Niou.
"No…" Seiichi's tone was dangerous. "But would you care to explain why a half-aroused and half-hysterically sobbing Genichirou just called me, claiming that I shouted out Yagyuu's name in the middle of a rather… heated discussion from what I hear?"
Niou sighed. Oh crap. Seiichi knew. Why did captain always know everything?
"I don't know what you are talking about, but having such a discussion with Sanada sounds very unpleasant. He doesn't sound too skilled in the art of phone sex." Niou said, squeezing his hand and making Yagyuu gasp. "In fact it sounds quite gross... like a fat guy wearing a tight biking suit in public. Right, Yagyuu?"
"Mhphgehghnmm." said Yagyuu.
"Uh-huh." said Seiichi. "Well, I expect you at school especially early tomorrow in order to run your punishment laps." There was a pause as Seiichi pondered. "Let's see… both you and Yagyuu will be running… twenty laps for having phone sex with my boyfriend."
"Uh… okay." said Niou, surprised. Twenty laps? That was nothing.
Seiichi chuckled. "I'm not done, Niou. Twenty laps for the phone sex. Another ten for disturbing me twice today, twenty for scaring Genichirou into thinking I was having an affair with Yagyuu, ten for making Genichirou believe that phones are evil objects that should never be used again, ten for pretending to be me and… let's add another ten because laps make everything more fun."
"…" Niou groaned. That was not including the shitload of laps and slaps Genichirou would give them. "You are very mean, captain."
"It's all part of the job." giggled Yukimura. "Bye now."
Niou put on a disgusted face and closed his phone. He turned to look at Yagyuu.
"Sorry Hiroshi, but we both get a bunch of laps tomorrow morning." said Niou.
Yagyuu whimpered, moving his hips. "Masaharu… I don't care if we have a billion laps to run, but if you don't move your hand within the next five seconds, I swear to god I'm going to-"
"Yes yes, stop whining." Niou said, happily complying to Yagyuu's wishes.
Author's Rant:
Next extra will... probably be Atobe centered. But I am not very decisive at the moment...
I know a lot of people still seem to want Atobe to end up with someone, whether it be with Jirou or Ryoma or Oshitari or being in a threesome with the Alpha Pair. And honestly, I don't know what to do. D: In my opinion, the Atobe in my story should not end up with anyone...
And if I attempt writing Adorable pair again, it's going to end up with fanboy!Jirou and arrogant!Atobe like this:
Jirou: "Oh. My. God. Atobe is like totally awesome and beautiful. I wish I could be as beautiful as him."
Atobe: "Oh. My. God. I am totally awesome and beautiful. I bet Jirou wishes he could be as beautiful as me."
...because I fail like that. D;
Oh god, you guys are making it impossible for me to end the story. Really, after getting so many awesome reviews, you guys are making me reconsider a bunch of things.