I apologize for the rather late chapter. I was having the hardest time deciding how to continue this.
I have decided upon writing some Kinky pair because of the overwhelming demands. So yes, it's called the 'Yanagi's Adventure's Sidestory' and this is the first chapter. It's only going to be a few chapters long, just so I can give people enough kinky pair to make them happy. XD;
Unfortunately, I do have a really hard time writing Kinky Pair, so the chapters will take a longer time to be completed.
Then once I am done with Yanagi's Adventure's, I will write that last Atobe extra I promised to write. And that will be the end. Okay? Okay.
Disclaimer: I do not own Purinsu ovu Tennisu
"Oh my gosh, senpai look!" Akaya pointed at a bottle on the shelf. "They have colourful Flintstone vitamins!" he shouted with a smile.
Yanagi sighed. "Akaya, focus. This is a very serious matter." said the data master, looking back and forth between two bottles he was holding up.
"I am serious. Seriously. But I don't see why we need that. Niou-senpai says it's okay if we do it without lube. He says it makes the experience more real." said Akaya.
"No, Akaya. This is of crucial importance. Not using lube will hurt you more than necessary. Now, which should we take? This one seems to be the better choice…" said Yanagi, holding up the bottle in his left hand. Apparently it was some sort of tasteless and scentless moisturizer.
"No, I don't want that one. Niou-senpai told me he used to have grape-flavoured and apple-flavoured lube. Why can't we have a flavour too?" asked Akaya.
Other customers around them were beginning to give them suspicious looks.
"Akaya, I already let you pick a condom flavour. I am not going into a sex shop to meet your every whim." said Yanagi. Currently they were at a local drug-store that pretty much held what they needed. But Akaya kept on insisting on getting more stuff.
Akaya pouted.
"Akaya, they don't have real flavoured lube here. We'll have to work with lotion or moisturizer." continued Yanagi.
Akaya sniffled.
"Plus, we can never trust such things as flavored lube. Some products can be very harmful to our private areas." said Yanagi.
Akaya's eyes filled with tears.
"I told you, I am not degrading myself into entering a sex shop because you insist on having a certain flavour enter your behind." insisted Yanagi.
"Please?" asked Akaya, looking like a wounded puppy.
Yanagi groaned, facepalming himself and cursing his inability to deny Akaya what he wanted.
"...Which flavour do you want?" asked Yanagi, dejected.
Akaya beamed.
It won't be that bad, Yanagi tried convincing himself as he stood outside of a sex shop. He'll just go in, grab a bottle of flavoured lubricant, and run. Oh wait, he had to pay. Okay: go in, grab the bottle, pay and run. Yanagi nodded to himself. The last thing he needed was to get arrested over stealing lubricant.
Okay. 86% chance that nothing will go wrong. He was tall and mature-looking for his age, so no one should question his presence. He'll just have to appear confident and at ease.
Taking a last deep breath, he walked into the store.
He kept his head low as much as he could but it was hard when he was supposed to be searching around for the lube section. He almost bashed head-first into a mannequin that was wearing only leather belts.
"Hello, can I help you?" asked a male voice.
Yanagi didn't turn around. He could very well go on in the store looking for the lube himself and spending more time than was necessary. Or he could ask the only worker behind the counter, which would mean possibly embarrassing himself but finding the lube faster, thus getting out of the store faster too.
Well, since the worker didn't know him, there would be less harm in asking.
He turned around, about to ask the person when words failed him. And the reason for that was because he recognized the person behind the counter.
Oshitari Yuushi regarded Yanagi with an amused smile, looking up from the romance novel he was reading.
Yanagi decided that the universe must hate him because he couldn't ever possibly feel more embarrassed than he did now. He knew from his data that Oshitari had a part-time job. But he hadn't known where. And now he did. Oshitari worked in this sex shop.
"Hey, did you finish the novel I gave you last time? I just finished this really good one last week and thought you might like it. Oishi loved it." said Oshitari. Yanagi was internally crumbling but let nothing show on his face. Without opening his eyes, he tried to pretend like everything was good and fine.
"Yes I did finish it. It was good, despite being overly dramatic at times." said Yanagi.
"Agreed." Oshitari smirked. "So why are you here? Attempting to bring more spice into your love life?"
Shit. Yanagi decided to attempt to divert the conversation to a different topic. Suddenly, his entire plan just got more complicated; buying the lube was going to kill him and his pride.
"Something like that. I didn't know you worked here, Oshitari." asked Yanagi. Asking questions about the other person was usually safe. Yanagi hoped he wouldn't have to talk about himself at all.
"Well, it's always good to make some pocket money. Surprisingly, you see and hear a lot of interesting rumours by working here as well as seeing rather fascinating types of love from customers. Really, it all varies. Some come in here to attempt to bring excitement back into their marriage, others are love-struck fools who seek to try new things with their loved one and some are just poor souls who want help masturbating." said Oshitari.
"I see… but why in a place like this? Surely you can make money elsewhere." said Yanagi.
"Well Yanagi, you are the one shopping in 'a place like this'." grinned Oshitari, finally putting down his book. "Speaking of which, are you looking for something in particular?"
Shoot. The topic was back on him. "Not really." lied Yanagi smoothly.
"Hmm… you are dating that Kirihara, correct? Strange couple you two make." said Oshitari. "Kirihara is like an immature and untrained puppy. We have dog collars and chains if you want."
"I need no such thing." Yanagi said, stiffening and using his willpower to not imagine Akaya in chains begging to be touched. "I'll be looking around by myself, thanks."
Oshitari shrugged, picking his book back up. "Suit yourself. Anal beads are half-off today."
Yanagi awkwardly turned around and began his search, debating in his mind on whether he should just leave now and save himself from further embarrassment. But then he remembered Akaya's teary eyes, which motivated him to look harder. The data master was at least glad to have managed to keep a straight face.
It didn't have very long. After going past the way-too-revealing outfits section, he soon found shelves full of bottles with different labels. His eyes immediately latched onto the lubes with colourful bottles and fruits on it. As much as warming or high-sensitivity lube would help, Akaya had specifically requested a flavoured type.
Yanagi spotted a bright pink bottle.
'Huh. So bubblegum flavour does exist.' thought Yanagi, picking up the container. He thought Akaya had been joking, but apparently it now looked like Yanagi's first sexual experience will now include having a bubblegum and candy flavoured penis.
He sighed in exasperation.
And now to pay for it. 97% chance that Oshitari will smirk and make a comment, thus leading to further embarrassment. Oshitari was sure to tell others on his team later, leading to Atobe finding out, leading to the entire world finding out. He was already done for. His entire team and classmates will be looking at him oddly for days after this.
With the bubblegum lube in hand, Yanagi approached the cash register, trying to look as normal and unaffected as possible. As soon as he put the pink bottle down on the counter, the front door opened.
Another customer came in. Yanagi's eyes almost open as he realized with dread that he also knew the person who had just walked in.
"Ah, Sanada-san. Welcome back." greeted Oshitari.
Sanada's grandfather, Gen'emon Sanada, approached the counter, greeting Oshitari like a well-known friend. The old man's eyes fell upon a frozen Yanagi.
"Hey, if it isn't Yanagi! I haven't seen you in a while. What brings you here?" asked Gen'emon in a loud booming voice.
Yanagi decided at that moment that, yes, the universe does hate him.
"Ah, good afternoon Sanada-san." said Yanagi respectfully. He really wanted to melt and/or vanish on the spot.
Gen'emon looked down and saw what Yanagi had placed on the counter. His eyes grew wide.
"Yanagi! Surely that's not all you are buying?" said Gen'emon. "Come, I'll show you the best selection of sex toys. You and your partner will absolutely love it."
"A-Ah, no thanks. I am in a hurry and this is all I need." Yanagi said. Oshitari looked like he was trying not to laugh as he scanned the bottle.
Gen'emon huffed. "Really, you and my grandson are the same. Only Seiichi understands me." he said. "How will you continue to liven up your sex life if you do not do something new each time?"
"That isn't a problem right now." said Yanagi.
"Hmm? You and Kirihara have not done it yet, correct?" said Oshitari. Upon seeing Yanagi's questioning stare, he shrugged, saying, "Atobe would have known and told us if you had."
"What? You've never done it?" thundered Gen'emon.
Yanagi tried shrinking in place as he put money on the counter to pay.
"The trick is to be nice and gentle." said Oshitari. "The mood has to be right. Maybe cook Kirihara a romantic diner beforehand or take a bath together.
"What are you talking about? The best kind is spontaneous sex when the other least expects it!" said Gen'emon.
"Yes, but for a first time… it hurts quite a bit. Surely a gentle type of sex will-"
"Nah, just get it over with. Hard and fast is the best. He'll get over the pain more quickly."
"I don't agree. That is so… Atobe-like. Really, I detest Atobe's style. Even if he's now self-proclaiming himself as a boyfriend to the entire team, he's still the same hormonal sex maniac as always." sighed Oshitari.
"I'm going to have to meet this Atobe. My grandson and Seiichi often complain about him as well. I think we'd get along." said Gen'emon.
Yanagi decided that he couldn't wait for his change anymore. He left enough money on the counter, grabbed the bottle of lube, and stealthily took silent steps away. Oshitari and Gen'emon were engaged in their talk and didn't notice.
Plus, Yanagi had superior sneaking skills that he obtained from all the secret data collecting he did.
He made his way to the door, opened it and ran out as fast as he could, vowing to never ever step foot in a sex shop again.
The next day, Akaya's smiled and happily hugged Yanagi when he saw the bubblegum-flavoured lube. The data master then decided that maybe it hadn't been so bad.
But then the rest of the team kept sneaking glances at him, snickering and talking behind his back. Genichirou cast a disapproving look in Yanagi's direction.
Seiichi walked up to Yanagi at the end of the day.
"Renji, next time you need supplies, make sure you bring Genichirou with you." Seiichi said, smiling.
Author's Rant:
This... somehow turned into Yanagi-torture. D: I'm sorry. (But I promise I like Sanada-torture better!) With special guest apearances from Oshitari and Gen'emon... who are not around very often lately. yup...
anywayysssssss...
So I tried watching Sekaiichi Hatsukoi yesterday. But then everything was PINK and FLOWERS and I was like OH NO I CAN'T DO THIS.
In the end, I went back to watching Eyeshield 21. Because for some reason, sport anime satisfies my inner fangirl more than shonen-ai anime? IDK.
GAHHH and here I am, still undecided about what to do for the next chapter and trying to decided what to do with Atobe (stupid Atobe, stop giving me so much trouble!). This is awful.