"Well that would be a different story. If you can prove that magic exists I would have to revise my theory that it doesn't."
"Man, Mione, she's just like you."
"Excuse Ron, Do you have a private room we can show you in?"
"We'll go to my office."
"Well I'm waiting."
"Accio Pens."
"What the…"
"Allison, language! The baby is right over there!"
"Sorry Zoe. But you know you were thinking the same thing."
"Maybe but I wasn't going to say it in front of my goddaughter."
"Sure you weren't."
"Ummm back to the Death eaters please."
"The Who's?" Allison asked at the same time as Zoe.
"The Death Eaters, a group of dark wizards who have pledged allegiance to the Dark Lord, also known as He Who Must Not Be Named."
"English please."
"Think KKK but with wizards and against non-magical people and any wizards born from such parents."
"Gottcha."
"So what does this have to do with our town?"
"No clue really. Vol- sorry- The Dark Lord, must have decided he didn't like this town.
"Harry your forgetting that there was, and is, a "blood traitor" in this town."
"Oh yeah, that didn't help matters either."
"What is a blood traitor?"
"A pureblood wizard, someone who has a long history of magic in their family, who doesn't think that muggle-born wizards are scum."
"Mugge-born wizards?"
"Wizards born to non-wizards."
"Oh, ok."
"So what are we going to do about this problem?"
"Well there is another possibility."
"What is it?"
"There's a Horrocucks around here somewhere."
"A what?"
"An item that you put part of your soul into. It's very dark magic. Harry has to find and destroy these before we can kill He Who Must Not Be Named."
"Why does Harry have to do this?"
"Because he is the Boy Who Lived."
"Or as we call him, The Boy Who Is To Stubborn To Die."
"And that means?"
"That he is the only person EVER to survive the Killing Curse."
"How?"
"Love." Harry choked out.
"Still don't get it."
"It's very simple," Hermione started, "Harry's mother sacrificed herself for him, giving him a protective barrier made completely of love. When He Who Must Not Be Named tried to kill him the spell was turned back on him, creating a bond between them and making Harry the only one able to kill him."
"Well weirder things have happened here."
"Like what?"
"Well there was the radiation eating slug that tried to destroy the town, there was the people who were drowning from the inside out, and let's not forget the 'mummy's curse'"
"the what??? Why didn't you get a curse breaker?"
"Well, we opened this tomb and the hieroglyphs mentioned how anyone who opened it would bring death upon all. And no one really paid attention to it, and it turned out that there was this disease that had been lying dormant in the tomb and Fargo almost died, but we found the cure."
"Huh?"
"Ignore Ron, he's never really had any interaction with non-wizards."
"No problem."
Suddenly there was a pop, and a young man with platinum blond hair appeared."Malfoy, what are you doing here?"