Hey! So first of all, I got a review that Nico and Mori were acting a little too in love, and I hadn't intended it to look like that, so I'll explain that in this chapter!
Also, I really want a few more reviews so I know what else I need to explain!
Thanks!
Oh, I don't own Hollaback Girl, or Raise Your Glass!
Disclaimer: Um…I don't own this orange I stole from my friends house…I don't even like oranges…
Nico: Ok then…you don't own me! Or Annabeth, or Percy, or Chiron, or- *gets knocked out cause I go all ninja-rific and karate chop him*
Me: SHUT IT di ANGELO! Oh, hey Mori…no, I didn't kill him…yet…
Mori's POV
We made it about a half hour before we got attacked. It appeared out of nowhere, raking Chase's arm.
A ten foot tall hellhound continues to pounce on us, teeth bared and growling.
"Scatter!" Carrie yells.
We manage to take it out in less than 5 minutes. Chase is the only one hurt, but it's not bad so he just chews on some ambrosia. I had had Stella strip my bandages a while back, so I use my bangs and hat to hide the gash.
At about 1, we decide to stop for some food. Jumping up and down, I yell, "Look! Look! There's a Steak N' Shake! YAY! Milkshakes!" (A/N: I don't know if any of you have ever had Steak N' Shake, but I love their burgers!) I immediately race across the street, the others struggling to keep up. But can you blame me? All I've eaten is a few strawberries Chase grew and some snacks from the hotel. I am starving!
We get a booth (I hate chairs) and order. I get a double bacon-cheeseburger, fries, a diet Dr. Pepper, and a large chocolate shake. Carrie and Stella both got grilled cheeses, fries, water, and small vanilla shakes. Chase got a burger, fries, and a medium vanilla. Nico got a single bacon-cheeseburger, fries, and a medium chocolate shake. Just as the lady is about to leave I ask, "Could I have one of those coloring page thingys?" She looks at me, a little freaked out, but gives me one, along with a pack of crayons. I thank her and get to work coloring in the milkshake cartoon. Stella and Carrie are totally used to this, but Chase and Nico give me funny looks. I look up and ask, confused, "What?"
They just shake their heads. Grinning, I scoot over and sit on Nico's lap. He groans and I laugh. I only do this to annoy him. It's so funny, too! He hates it; well, unless I'm hurt or crying, that is. Carrie keeps an eye on us, still suspicious from this morning.
A man brings us our food and I dig in. My whole burger, my fries, and my drink are gone in less than 10 minutes. I start to slurp my shake, which is equivalent to like four of Nico's medium. Once we're done, we all stand up. I continue to slurp my shake and Nico wraps his arm around my waist.
We pay and continue to walk down the street.
The rest of the day was really exciting. *Note my sarcasm*
We walked all day and only stopped to use the bathroom and get food. I stole Nico's iPod again and listened to it until the battery died. I slipped it into his back-pack without him noticing. I swear, if I wasn't a daughter of Thanatos, I could be a daughter of Hermes! I am a master at pick pocketing! I even stole Travis Stoll's wallet! His face was priceless…until Conner came up behind me and tickled me until I dropped the wallet…stupid Stoll's…
My ADHD getting the best of me, I start to sing,
"Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this!
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it!
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up!
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
All the boys want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust!
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!"
Carrie and Stella start to sing along:
"Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas!
B A N A N A S
This shit is bananas!
B A N A N A S
Again, the shit is bananas!
B A N A N A S
This shit is bananas!
B A N A N A S"
They stop…aw…sadness…
"Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
I ain't no Hollaback Girl!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!
Ooh, this my shit, this my shit!"
Carrie and Stella roll their eyes. After a minute or two, I sing again,
"Right right, turn off the lights,
We're gonna lose our minds tonight,
What's the deal, yo?
I love when it's all too much
5am turn the radio up
Where's the rock and roll?
Party Crasher,
Penny Snatcher,
Call me up if you want gangster
Don't be fancy, just get dancy
Why so serious?
So raise your glass if you are wrong,
In all the right ways,
All my underdogs,
We will never be never be anything but loud
And nitty gritty dirty little freaks
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
Just come on and come on and raise your glass
Slam slam, oh hot damn
What part of party don't you understand,
Wish you'd just freak out (freak out already)
Can't stop, coming in hot,
I should be locked up right on the spot
It's so on right now (so fudging on right now)"
At this, I get weird looks!
"Party Crasher
Penny Snatcher,
Call me up if you want gangster
Don't be fancy, just get dancy
Why so serious?
So raise your glass if you are wrong,
In all the right ways,
All my underdogs,
We will never be never be anything but loud
And nitty gritty dirty little freaks
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
Just come on and come on and raise your glass
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
Just come on and come on and raise your glass
(oh shit my glass is empty, that sucks!)
So if you're too school for cool,
And you're treated like a fool,
You can choose to let it go
We can always, we can always,
Party on our own
(so raise your) So raise your glass if you are wrong,
In all the right ways,
All my underdogs,
We will never be never be anything but loud
And nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
So raise your glass if you are wrong,
In all the right ways,
All my underdogs,
We will never be never be anything but loud
And nitty gritty, dirty little freaks
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,
Just come on and come on and raise your glass
Won't you come on and come on and raise your glass,(for me)
Just come on and come on and raise your glass (for me)"
When I finish, Nico says, "Look, Mori, I love you and everthing, but can you please shut up?"
I huff and cross my arms.
10 minutes later…
*To the tune of "Found a Peanut* "I AM WALKING, I AM WALKING! I AM WALKING WITH MY FRIENDS! WITH MY FRIENDS, I AM WALKING! I AM WALKING WITH MY FRIENDS! I AM BORED! I AM BORED! I AM BORED! YES I AM! SUPER BORED, SUPER BORED, SUPER BORED, I AM!" I have now been singing this song for two, freaking hours! YAY!
"MORISANA CRASSE!" Stella screams, holding her head. "That is now stuck in my head for al eternity!" I giggle.
"STELLA'S MAD! STELLA'S MAD! STELLA'S MAD! YES SHE IS! SHE IS MA—" Carrie clamps her hand on my mouth.
"If we stop and get McDonalds and then pick a hotel, with you shut up?" She asks through clenched teeth.
Smiling, I nod.
Everyone sighs in relief, even Nico….that trader…
We pick up McDonalds and, stuffing it in our bags, rent a room at a hotel. Nico and I share a bed again (I get lonely, ok! Don't judge!) and Carrie and Stella get the other…poor Chase…I'm over it.
I fall asleep, Nico's arms wrapped around me.
What'd ya think? That was a long one…great now that's stuck in my head…I am walking. I am walking. I am walking, yes I am…
Crap.