Yukari: Hmmm...
Asuna: What are you thinking so hard about?
Yukari: I'm trying to clear my mind; something I saw on T.V.
Evangeline: That shouldn't be to hard, since you don't have much of anything in there anyways.
Yukari: (Bonks Eva's head with a chair)Eff you vampy girl. Let's get on with this already. *Ehem* Welcome to...
Everyone: NEGIMA! TRUTH AND DARE!
Yukari: And as you know, I'm you're host, Yukari and blah blah friggin blah.
Sayo: Um, Yukari, you seem out of whack...
Yukari: DO I SEEM OUT OF WHACK TO YOU? HUH?
Sayo: (Cowers behind Asuna)
Yukari: Hmph. Anyway... Let's start those dares and crap, eh? Chachamaru?
Chachamaru: (Hands Yukari mail)
Yukari: Okay... First, from worldisminein21days:
wow...another one...
whatever!
I dare setsuna to politely rape konoka,
and I dare negi to slap nodoka in the face...(just to see what happens)
Yukari: Yes, another one. YOU GOT A PROBLEM HERE?
Setsuna: (Reads dare) ...Oh my... (Whole face turns red) Uh, what happens if I refuse a dare?
Yukari: (Calms down) You get thrown into a giant abyss full of crazed fangirls. I think i saw it in a Sonic the Hedgehog truth or dare fic once... But that was like forever ago.
Setsuna: (Looks at fangirls, then at Konoka)
Yukari: It's your choice, but the fangirls might rape you... and not in a polite way.
Konoka: Eh? What's the dare?
Setsuna: (Jumps into ginormous fangirl pit) Gomenasai, Ojou-sama! (Gets dragged off)
Konoka: Wait, what was the dare?
Yukari: Negi?
Konoka: Hey, quit ignoring me! (Pouts)
Negi: I-I'm sorry Nodoka! (slaps her lightly)
Nodoka: Wh-what was that for? (tears up)
Negi: I'm very sorry Nodoka! Please don't cry!
Nodoka: (Runs to Yukari) N-Negi slapped me!
Yukari: Negi, Negi, you should be ashamed of yourself. Slapping a girl, tsk, tsk.
Negi: What, so now I'm the bad guy?
Yukari: Don't worry, Nodoka, it's okay.
Asuna: *AHEM* Now that you two are done with your little moment, can we get on with it already?
Yukari: Fine, fine. Next one's from... sonic-elric:
Wohohoho! Another truth or dare fic! Alright, here's my dare:
1. Negi and Nodoka must stay together in one place for 3 days. ONLY THEM, the others not allowed
2. Evangeline to be pissed off by Asuna (the method is up to you)
3. Nodoka and Negi must kiss each other on the lips. (Am I bad one? XD)
4. And lastly, Konoka must tell Setsuna not to watch over her for about 3 days.
Yukari: Oh boy, after what we just witnessed, I'n tempted to take Negi's place, just to protect Nodoka...
Negi: C'mon! You know it was a dare!
Yukari: And since we don't have three days of screentime, we'll make that three hours, and as for where...
Haruna: THE CLOSET!
Yukari: Kay. (Locks Negi and Nodoka in closet) Asuna, lick Eva's face.
Asuna and Evangeline: WHAT!
Yukari: It said the method's up to me. Lick her face. And quit using so much caps.
Asuna: ...Tch. (Licks Eva's face)
Evangeline: What the? DON'T DO THAT YOU LITTLE SAILOR MOON CLONE OR I'LL SUCK YOU DRY!
Asuna: Oh, yeah? Bring it on, blondie!
Yukari: Sounds like Asuna and Ayaka. Anyway... (unlocks closet door)
Nodoka: Yuka-san! (Hides behind Yukari) He touched me in the wrong place...
Negi: It was an accident I swear! I was looking for a light switch!
Yukari: (Raises eyebrow) English gentleman, eh?
Negi: ...(Reads next dare) B-but...
Yukari: (Pushes Negi into fangirl pit)
Everyone: ...
Yukari: ...He's annoying. "English gentleman" my ass... well, Konoka?
Konoka: Uh... Secchan's gone, remember?
Yukari: Right... I'll get her. Well that's all the mail for now.
Asuna: That's all?
Yukari: Yup. It has only been one day. (Turns to camera) Time to go, viewers. Bye-nee.
-Screen goes black-