Yukari: ...And that concludes the importance of brushing your teeth.
Everyone: (Trembling)
Yukari: Anyway, (Looks at camera) hello, and welcome to...
Everyone: NEGIMA! TRUTH AND DARE!
Yukari: This time around, we have THREE letters. Much better than two.
Chisame: There's not much of a difference between two and three.
Yukari: Yes there is, Chiu-chiu. You'll understand someday.
Chisame: Understand what? It's first grade math! And don't call me Chiu-chiu!
Yukari: Whatever you say, Chiu-chiu. Let's start the letter thing already?
Chisame: I said stop that!
Yukari: First one is from sonic-elric:
Hahaha! Very nice one! Okay, here's my next dare:
1. Eva-chan must not suck any blood for a year (LOL)
2. Negi and Asuna must confess to each other in romantic place
3. Konoka must not be friend with Setsuna (how evil. XD)
Yukari: Like I said last time, we don't have that much screentime, and she would die of starvation anyway if she refrained from sucking blood that long. So Eva-chan?
Evangeline: What?
Yukari: You can't suck any blood at all today. Got it?
Evangeline: What kind of dare is that?
Yukari: A dare from the child of Sonic the Hedgehog and Edward Elric, that's what kind of dare. Negi, Asu?
Asuna: (Groans) I gotta confess to this little twerp?
Yukari: Yup. In a romantic place. So... (Pushes Asuna and Negi into a moonlit lake at night... somehow.)
Negi: Well...
Asuna: The dare only said we had to confess. It didn't say confess our love. So... I confess that you piss me off.
Negi: Oh... Well I confess that you're very mean.
Yukari: Not whatI was going for, but that works too. Next... Konoka.
Konoka: (Reads dare) Okay... but only for this episode.
Setsuna: What's it say?
Konoka: (Ignores)
Setsuna: Uh, Ojou-sama?
Konoka: ...
Setsuna: Ojou-sama! What's wrong? Why are you ignoring me?
Yukari: Next letter! This one's from worldisminein21days:
lol, I liked mine.
here is a truth question for asuna:
have you ever eaten a cat (cooked or uncooked) and if so, how many?
and for Eva:
if someone chopped your arm off would it grow back? if you dont know I dare you you test it.
Yukari: Asu? Ever eaten a cat?
Asuna: Well there was this one time... I MEAN NO. NEVER HAVE I EATEN A CAT. ESPECIALLY NOT A CAT THAT LOOKS LIKE IT BELONGS IN AZUMANGA DAIOH.
Yukari: Okay girl, we get it, enough with the caps.
Evangeline: Of course my arm would grow back. What a stupid question.
Yukari: Next we have a letter from MOeMoEKaGAmI:
Okay let me see...
I dare Negi-kun to be in nothing but boxers and have a fuzzy brown teddy bear and be thrown into a sea of crazed fangirls or in a dark room with all the girls in it
For Haruna she has to kiss Konoka in front of Setsuna
Honoka has to make EVERYONE angry at her (how she does that is up to you)
Love this so much THANX U!
Yukari: Negi?
Negi: WHAT?
Yukari: (Rips off clothes and gives him a teddy bear) Good luck. (Pushes into fangirl pit)
Negi: NOT AGAIN! (Gets dragged off and probly violated)
Yukari: Haru-chan!
Haruna: Yes~?
Yukari: (Shows dare)
Haruna: Okay~! (Walks up to Konoka)
Konoka: Hey Haruna, what's-mph! (Interuppted by Haruna suddenly kissing her)
Setsuna: (Shocked) Haruna? What are you doing! (Even more shocked that Konoka is enjoying it) Ojou-sama...?
Kazumi: (Walks in) Do I smell a crack pairing? (Sees Haruna and Konoka kissing and starts taking pictures)
Yukari: Kazu you're just in time. You're gonna be a guest on this show okay?
Kazumi: (Still taking pictures) Kay.
Sayo: Yay! Kazumi gets to be on here too!
Setsuna: (Sees pictures and nosebleeds) Um... Kazumi?
Kazumi: (Hands camera) Knock yourself out.
Yukari: (Reads next dare) Okay... Nodoka, Setsuna, and Yue are already a bit mad at her cause of Haru-chan...
Konoka and Haruna: (still making out)
Yukari: Konoka, get off Haru for a sec.
Konoka: (Gets up) Yeah?
Yukari: Start makin out with Kazu.
Konoka: Um okay? (Tackles Kazumi and makes out with her)
Yukari: Well, now Sayo, Asu, and Haru are mad now... And Chiu-chiu. Now Konoka, flick Eva's forehead.
Konoka: (Does that, making Eva curse alot and Chachamaru angry)
Yukari: I never knew there was someone so good at angering other people.
Konoka: Grandfather says I'm a natural at it.
Yukari: Well... That was the last letter. Wait... Didn't I have co-hosts?
Chamo: Yeah, but everyone ignores us.
Yukari: Okay. (Steps on Chamo) Someone go fish Negi out of the fanpit. (Looks at camera) Bye-nee~~~!