Nodoka: (Reading manga) Yuka-san?
Yukari: (Eating pocky) Mm? Yeah?
Nodoka: If you are eleven years old, should you really be writing something like this?
Yukari: I'm not eleven...
Nodoka: It says you are here. (Shows Rosario + Vampire manga) Yukari Sendou.
Yukari: I'm not that Yukari. My username is just the same, that's all. I'm fourteen. (Looks exactly like Yukari from the manga) I'm cosplaying today, okay? (Looks at camera) Hmmm... I need a new cameramon.
Cameraman: Eh?
Yukari: A cameramon! Aaanyway! Hello~, and welcome to...
Everyone: NEGIMA! TRUTH AND DARE!
Yukari: Today we have twelve letters! Twelve frickin letters!
Chisame: Because people love seeing torture to popular anime characters?
Yukari: Idk! I'm not popular so HA! Oi, out first letter today is from shadow sage:
First, yes yukari. The eva negi bath was in the manga. I might send things that were only in the manga because I don't know what they shared. Now on with the torture (insert favorite evil music of all, the one winged angel)
Dares
Zazie, grab the person you dislike the most to take up on the trapeze with you against their will.
Group dare (minus author and negi), you all must model your best swim suit for negi and he must declare a 3 winners for the 2a's hottest beach girls award.
Eva must write a love poem for negi or (be glad I give you a choice) reveal her biggest secret.
Ayaka must prank call kotora (if not in the anime than your choice of anime characters just make it a violent one)
Mana, Give up guns for the show
Truth
Negi, in the underground library, did you enjoy being in the elavator with all those girls in their underwear around you.
Mana Why do you like guns so much
And finally a group truth.
What was your most embarassing moment
(End one winged angel with an evil laugh)
Yukari: Uhm... Okay. What's a trapeze?
Chisame: (Facepalms)
Zazie: ... (Grabs Yue by the hand and runs to circus)
Yue: I WANT MY CLOTHES!
Yukari: ...Oh, right.
(Everyone(Not Yukari), some reluctantly, changes into swimsuits. IN the changing room, pervs.)
Yukari: Negi? Your rankings?
Negi: Eh? Um... I'd have to say 3- Mana(Bikini), 2- Nodoka(School Swimsuit), and 1- Sayo(Also School Swimsuit)
Yukari: Um, okay. Eva?
Evangeline: Tch. (Writes one in five seconds) Here.
Yukari: (Takes and reads aloud)
Die.
Yukari: That's it?
Evangeline: Yes.
Yukari: Uh, Ayaka?
Ayaka: Kotarou doesn't have a phone.
Mana: My guns weren't even let in here in the first place. Yukari has high security.
Yukari: My security is just a bunch of metal eating termites...
Mana: That's what happened to them! Dammit!
Yukari: (Steps back) Negi?
Negi: No. Yes. Maybe. Yes.
Mana: I like guns cause...
THREE HOURS LATER:
Mana: And then...
Yukari: ENOUGH! Everyone! Embarrassment!
Haruna: I don't get embarrassed.
Asuna: That'd be that time when Takahata-sensei saw my... Negi?
Negi: Every day of my life.
Ayaka: Hmm... When I hit Negi-sensei with that eraser.
Nodoka: When I looked into the mind of a rabid fangirl... (Shivers)
Sayo: Um... Oh, there was this one time in 1950-
Yukari: Sayo, no one wants to hear that. Next letter from StormBrisingr
Nice. So here's my dares/truths for the next chappie.
Dares:
- Zazie... uh, nevermind. O_O''
- Ayaka and Asuna to be shackled to each other. Any other dares addressed to one or the other, both have to do.
- Mana, have a drinking competition with... Evangeline and Yukari.
Truths:
- Chachamaru, is it Evangeline or Negi who you think *screws* you better?
- Everybody, how many times does Haruna molest you a day? XD
Yukari: Hmm... (Leaves, then returns with handcuffs)
Ayaka: Please! The last person I want to be tied to is the monkey!
Asuna: I feel the same, blondie.
Yukari: (Handcuffs their hands together) Um... I'm underage... but, whatever.
(Yukari, Mana, and Evangeline have drinking competition, Mana passes out first, then Yukari)
Evangeline: I win.
Yukari: Shiz... (Dizzy) Chachacha...?
Chachamaru: ...Negi...
Haruna: I don't molest anyone! I'm not that perverted! Brisingr made me do it in the RP!
Yukari: Uhhhh... Asu?
Asuna: I get it. (Yukari passes out, leaning on Asuna) You reek of beer. Okay, today, I'm the host!
Ayaka: Why'd she pick a monkey like you?
Asuna: Better than a shotacon cradle-robber. Let's do another letter. This one is from Surviving:
I'm somewhat new to this so, but I'll try.
I dare Negi and Setsuna to crossdress and go out on a date to a stripclub.
And, for Konoka to perform a strip show at said stripclub for both of them.
Konoka: (Already left)
Negi: B-But... (Looks at fanpit) Erm, okay.
(Negi and Setsuna leave, both nervously)
Asuna: Konoka's gonna do a strip show? ...Wow. Moving on, our next letter's from JeeP MonkeY:
awww ur so thoughtfull 3
k, time for more agony
I dare;
entire cast to zombie dance(from michel jackson's thriller video) in embaressing outfits
to randomly peanutbutter-slap somebody(spread peanutbutter all over ur hand and slap!)
to eat his sock(u can give him sum ketchup/mustard/bbq sause/ranch/or 'volcano sause' if u wish)
Asuna: Who's Michel Jackson?
Chisame: Some American guy.
Asuna: ...Okay... Yukari's... (Yukari is leaning on Asuna's shoulder) And Negi's... gone. Sorry, JeeP-san. Next is from Overlord Mao:
Yeah I figured you never seen Castlevania or even played it but that's okay. Alright then my list of tortures/truths/dares.
-Dare-
Eva: Eat a plate of spaghetti full of garlic
Asuna: +throws her a tazer+Here use this in case Ayaka does something to Negi
Mana: Go on a rampage against Twilight along with Eva and Setsuna
Konoka: Cosplay as Kotonoha from School Days(never heard of it? Go look it up.)
Zazie: Go have an hour long conversation with Negi.
-truth-
Ayaka: Why do you like Negi?(*cough*pedo*cough*)
Yue: Why the heck do you drink so many weird stuff?
Nodoka: Do like Negi as in LIKE like?
Sayo: How did you die?
Well I guess all then.
-OverlordMao
Evangeline: Okay. (Eats whole thing) I actually like garlic.
Asuna: (Catches tazer and tazes Ayaka)
Ayaka: What was that for?
Asuna: You.
Mana: Twilight...
(Eva and Mana run out)
Asuna: Hmmm... Many people leaving... Konoka's in the middle of stripping for Negi and Setsuna right now...
(Zazie walks in with Yue)
Yue: (Crying)
Zazie: I said sorry, Yue...
Ayaka: Negi is purely awesome. That's why. He's smart, cute, strong, and can use magic!
Asuna: Pedo. And Yue's not in the condition to answer that...
Yue: (Still crying while Zazie keeps trying to apologize)
Nodoka: Of course I like Negi! I confessed, like, five times!
Sayo: Didn't you watch the anime? I tried to save my little sister's flowerbed of Silverleafs in a huge rainstorm, got sick, and died.
Asuna: Yukari actually cried watching that episode. She also cried when I died.
Kazumi: SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!
Asuna: Kazumi, this isn't Asakura Hour. And when did you get here?
Kazumi: The window was open.
Asuna: Okay... I guess you can be guest again... Let's just go to the next letter. Next one's from GreenFire:
just keeps getting better
Dares:
negi has to eat garlic and kiss eva chan
eva can has to get back after she recovers
nodoka show us your most embarrassing book you read in your life
konoka kick chamo
truths:
asuna why did you have takamichis face on your panties
chiu why in the manga didn't you look away from rakan while he was showering
Asuna: Negi and Konoka and Evangeline are-
Konoka: We're ba-aack~!
Asuna: ... Evangeline is gone.
Nodoka: The most embarassing book... That would be Mahou Sensei Negima.
Asuna: Nodoka...
Nodoka: What?
Konoka: Chamo! (Kicks Chamo)
Chamo: Animal abuse! What the hell, Kono-ane-san!
Asuna: (Blushes) Obviously cause I like Takahata-sensei! Also... Yukari's not that far in the manga. So... yeah, next! From MadmanTobz:
Haha, got the story on favorites since the first chapter, but this is my first review :S You haven't read the manga? DO IT! It is BILLIONS of times better than the anime, and the anime isn't bad! The dimensional difference between the manga and the anime is too huge to express in words, you simply HAVE to read it if you even remotely enjoyed the anime!
Dares:
I dare Zazie to SPEAK! (HAHA!)
I dare Zazie to do the old Yawn-Stretch-ArmOnShoulder move on Negi and stay like that for the rest of the episode!
I dare Zazie to kiss Negi on the lips at a completely random moment of your choice.
I dare Mana to ask Nodoka if she'd like to ''play with mah(Mana's) lil' friend'' in a completely serious fashion!
I dare Konoka to get Setsuna out of the fan-pit (if she's still in there) and kiss every single bruise better! :3
Truths:
Zazie, would you share Negi with your sister in a rhetorical relationship with him?(Zazie's sister is canon and appears to be physically identical to Zazie in every way, even the frickin' uniform for some reason :O)
Chachamaru, would you be willing to ask Hakase for some upgrades to your more ''rpivate'' areas if Negi asked you to?
Asuna: (Sweatdrops) She is reading the manga... She's on, like, chapter 140.
Zazie: (Still saying sorry to Yue, who has calmed down a bit)
Asuna: Zazie?
Zazie: What? Oh... (Looks at dares) ... (Yawns and stretches arms, leaving one arm on Negi's shoulder)
Mana: We are back dammit!
(Mana and Evangeline walk back in)
Mana: ...Damn...
Asuna: Mana, you have another dare.
Mana: (Reads) ... (Walks over to Nodoka and says in a completely serious voice) Whould you like ta play with mah lil friend?
Nodoka: Excuse me?
Mana: ...
Konoka: Secchan's out of the fanpit... and I did that before the episode began.
Zazie: ...No.
Chachamaru: ...Maybe. Yes.
Asuna: Okaaayy. Next letter, man I'm getting tired of saying that, is from Morlin:
Finally we can get one of my dares done. But since I had to wait I'll make it worse... for Setsuna! I dare Mana to make-out with and grope Setsuna for the rest of the chapter.
I'm an evil genius.
Mana: Seriously? Setsuna! (Walks to Setsuna and makes out with her)
Setsuna: Mmmph?
Asuna: NEXT, from Kero Mahou
I like it.
-Truth-
Asuna: How was the Evangeline's infernal training?
Eva: How did you managed to finish at the bonfire telling things about your past to Setsuna and Asuna?
Eva: How was your princess life? and Have your parents ever decided about your future, in the way of, if you'll be engaged with someone?
Eva: When is your birthday?
-Dare-
Eva: French-kissing with Negi.
Chachamaru: Let that Negi winds up to you.
Negi: You say to Evangeline "mother" and "hug" her.
Eva: Get dressed with a swimming suit, glasses, cat's ears and sailor clothes after that teach negi a sex class.
Negi: You drink a potion that changes the body with somebody else. (You can choose the other character for the change)
Chamo: Steals Evangeline's underware.
Asuna: It was... Infernal. And the nex two questions cannot be answered. Sorry.
Evangeline: My birthday? February 29th. I don't wanna french kiss that stupid boy again! (Plugs nose, hold breath, and dives into the fanpit)
Chachamaru: Master...
Negi: Oh, you like being wound up, don't you? (Starts winding key)
Chachamaru: S-Sensei...!
Asuna: Negi? (Grabs Negi and forcefeeds him potion)
Yue: (Blinks) Asuna! Why would you do that! an why do I feel even shorter! And is that me?
Negi: These pants feel uncomfortable...
Asuna: Not explaining. Next letter? I'd be happy to. This's from 0iris:
I can't help it i have to throw more ideas in to this fic so here are my dares.
First dare is a repeat of my last one with the crate, but this time its for Ayaka and Asuna.
Second dare is for Negi and Yue, talk about what happend in the crate, beacuse it alwase helps to talk aboute it.
And finaly for Setsuna, sing Not Gonna Get Us by t.A.T.u to Konoka.
(Asuna and Ayaka are stripped and pushed into the crate by a mysterious force)
Yue: I-I need some clothes!
Negi: Sensei, quit looking at my body!
Chisame: There's not much to look at anyways...
Setsuna: (Knocked out by crate hitting her head)
Chachamaru: Both of our hosts seem to be unable to host.
(Yukari is lying on the ground, mumbling something about twincest)
Chachamaru: It seems I will have to host, for now. The next letter we have is from Inumimi-chan:
You should really read the manga, it's filled with awesomeness ^.^ But let's get on with the daring, shall we? Im gonna go for 5. Hohoho~
1. I dare for someone to make Negi cross dress. It happened in the manga, but it should happen again (Negi fangirl laugh)
2. I dare Asuna to drink several bottles of vodka than try to fight Setsuna.
3. I dare Ayaka to try to tell Negi she wishes he would die.
4. I dare Nodoka to read some hardcore yaoi.
5. I dare Yue sky dive off a plane while completely drunk (because being drunk makes the experience more delightful)
YAY YAY!
(The potion was only temporary and Negi and Yue are back to normal, and Yue is fully clothed)
Haruna: (Forces Negi to crossdress) Gimme some dares, people!
Chachamaru: Asuna and Ayaka are busy. Nodoka?
Haruna: (Forces Nodoka to read yaoi, and Nodoka faints)
Yue: (Suddenly on a plane, drinking lots of beer)
Haruna (Blinks) That was fast.
Yue: (Walks to edge of plane and jumps. Onto the Negima! Truth or Dare set.) What a f-fake planne (Drunk)
Chachamaru: Our last letter is from Nami Uchiha 1313:
Lawlz loving this. Let's see what I have in mind...
Dares:
I dare Setsuna to go out with Mana and Konoka to go with Zazie for 3 hours. Then at the end of the date, have Setsuna and Konoka make out. Mana and Zazie do the same.
I dare Yue to make out with Ayaka in a closet then interrupt Zazie and Mana's make out session to make out with them.
Negi has to dress up as a Spring onion then get thrown into the abyss of fangirls.
Sayo has to watch Paranormal Activity 1 & 2 while naked and in a dark bathroom screaming 'bloody marry' 3 times.
Chachamaru has to go with Chiu-Chiu in bathing suits to rescue Negi from the fangirls.
I want Evangeline to go running around Mahora Academy for 5 laps and interrupt Setsuna and Konoka's make out session to slap Setsuna in the face.
Then I dare you, the author, to throw yourself into the pit of fangirls wild everyone points and laughs. Oh can you also bring in Ku Fei, Chao and Kazumi in next time?
Thanks a lot and if anybody asks who sent this, tell them Kurosaki Kanade (my negima oc werewolf) is waiting in Osaka for a party! XD
Chachamaru: Setsuna is knocked out.
Konoka: Okay, C'mon, Zazie! (Pulls Zazie out)
THREE HOURS LATER:
Konoka: Ba-ack~ (Kisses Setsuna still sleeping)
Mana: I feel whorey... (Makes out with Zazie)
(Ayaka and Asuna kick out of crate)
Yue: (Still drunk) Hey... Ayaka... (Pushed Ayaka into a conveniently placed closet and strts making out with her, then does the some with Zazie, then Mana, all while Kazumi is taking pictures)
Haruna: (Forces Negi into an onion outfit, then throws in fangirl pit)
Sayo: (Does dare)
Asuna: That really scares me...
(Chachamaru and Chisame(reluctantly) dive into the fangirls)
Asuna: (Gently pushes Yukari into pit, then calls Fei Ku and Chao over)
Asuna: I guess I should do this for her, huh? *ahem* Guests are Chao, Kazumi, and Fei Ku. (pushes Ayaka, Mana, and Zazie into fanpit) Bye-nee~! Oh and happy Independence Day, Americans!
-Screen goes black-