Chisame: YUKARI!
Yukari: What?
Chisame: What the hell! (Points at camera)
Yukari: What? It's not rude to randomly point at the public Y'know.
Chisame: Not the camera! The thing that's holding it!
(A Vulpix has the camera stapped to it's head)
Vulpix: Vul-Vul?
Yukari: Back atcha Yue!
Yue: You say something?
Yukari: Not you! I named it Yue!
Yue: ...Should I take that as a compliment or an insult?
Chisame: Why is it...
Yukari: I said I needed a cameramon. Yue is a PokeMon. Duh.
Chisame: ...
Yukari: Hey! The camera's on! But how! With those little paws...
Vulpix: Vul?
Yukari: Whatever, *ahem* Hello and welcome to...
Everyone: NEGIMA! TRUTH AND DARE!
Yukari: Okay, let's start! First letter, from shadow sage:
Awesome. I try to get mine in first incase some others involve people leaving
Dares
Fei ku, kick the but (literally) of whoever you want
Sayo has to first (invisibly) strip a girl of her choice and throw her clothes inbto a fan GUY pit and then (still invisible but clothes now visible) must strip infront of negi and then pull him close to you (chest to chest)
Haruna must spill anything on any girl, force her to shower if the girl doesn't voluntarily do it and video tape the shower scene and (with chisame's help) pretend as if you posted it on the internet, or actualy do it for all I care.
Yukari must spend the whole show in her swimsuit (note you must tell what kind it)
Kazumi, must show the photos she took on the school field trip of all the girl in under wear or the bath to negi
Truth
Chao, why did you make your main weapon a strip beam in your attack on the festeval.
Girl of 2a, what was your must embarassing time with negi.
Fei Ku: (kicks Yukari's ass) Haha, that was kind of fun.
Yukari: Owwie, not fair Fei Ku!
(Suddenly Asuna's clothes fly off and are flown into a fanguy pit(created by Paru-sama))
Asuna: EEH?
Negi: (Getting stomped on by Asuna) I didn't even sneeze though!
Yukari: ...
Asuna: Whatcha staring for!
Yukari: You probably shouldn't stomp on him like that... Unless you want everyone to see your-
Asuna: (Stomps on Yukari's face) PERVERT!
Negi: Why are there clothes dropping onto the ground from out of thin air...? (Suddenly gets pulled against something invisible) And... (Feels what he got pulled against with his hands) S-S-Sayo!
Sayo: (Still invisible) H-How'd you know it was me?
Haruna: (Grins) Welllll, Yuecchi here is a pimp.
Yue: WHAT? NO I AM NOT!
Haruna: That's what Kenny-chan says, though. A moe pimp.
Yue: EHHH?
Haruna: (Grabs Yue then takes her into a room that suddenly appeared) shower-time!
Yue: Leggo! (Struggling)
Yukari: You almost crushed my head, you sexy blasted monkey!
Asuna: Excuse me?
Yukari: Did I just say that? Blame Akamatsu for making you a stripper... (Reads her dare) A swimsuit? I don't have one... I go swimming in shorts and a T-shirt, so I have no need.
Haruna: (Walking back in with a camera and Yue) You DON'T? (Drags Yukari into room)
Kazumi: ... (Gives photos to Negi)
Negi: (Passes out) I'm no English frigging gentleman...
Chao: As an answer to your question, I didn't want to hurt anyone, but I didn't want anyone to stop me. The beam is like Negi's Flans Exarmantio, it's a disarming spell.
Asuna: Most embarassing? That-
Haruna: Back! (Carrying Yukari in one arm) Here is what the Great Paru-sama has created! (Places Yukari on the floor)
Yukari: ... (Wearing a purple two-peice swimsuit) This shit is tight... And, Haru?
Haruna: Mmm?
Yukari: Are you my mother? I didn't think so, so don't go round saying you created me.
Haruna: But I have a motherly figure... I mean, just look at my breasts!
Yukari: No thank you. ...Moving on... Next letter's from StormBrisingr:
Let's see...
Dares:
- Chao, create a stripping ray and use it on two people you want to use it most on.
- Asuna, kiss Evangeline.
- Evangeline, suck the blood of whoever you like best.
Truths:
- Chachamaru, marry me? :D
- Just kidding. (Or am I?)
- Everybody, am I crazy?
Oh, and Haruna, for blaming things on *me.* }:) Grand Dare: Get locked in a room with "It's a Small World" playing over and over, a t.v. playing Barney, and the Twilight books. For a week.
Chao: I already have a stripping ray! (Uses it to strip Fei Ku and Setsuna)
Konoka: YEY! ARIGATOU CHAO-SAN!
Asuna: (Looks at Evangeline) ... (Kisses her)
Evangeline: WTFIK33LU4TH4T!
Asuna: (Sweatdrops) Huh?
Evangeline: (Attacks Asuna) RAWR!
Yukari: I think she's trying to rip her limb from limb...
Asuna: Aiii! Save my frickin ass! And limbs!
Yukari: Hmm... Maybe when you stop being a bitch. Chacha-chan?
Chachamaru: ... ... ... I hope you're just kidding.
Yukari: Yes, everybody thinks you're crazy. And you kind of are.
Haruna: ...OMFG No way!
Yukari: Yes way! (Pushes Haruna into room that was magically conjured up)
Haruna: I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU, BRISINGR!
Yukari: (Shuts and locks door) ...Be careful for the next... month, Brisingr-chan... Make that year. Now, changing the subject, NEXT LETTER! This's from Wolf Hanyo:
Wow, I laughed so much that i cried. I'm really liking your story. Now time for the truth and dares!
Dares
Negi: I dare you to strip down to your underwear and hug anyone of your choice.
Setsuna & Konoka: I dare you two to switch personalities for the rest of the show.
Asuna: I dare you to make out with any of my charactes from my story.
Truths
Nodoka: Who do you like better? Negi or Yue?
Negi: Did you ever think any of this would happen when you became a teacher?
Yukari: What do you think of my story? And I was wondering, can one of my characters be a guest star? It's okay if you don't want to.
Well, that's it for now. Keep up with the great work Yukari-san! Can't wait for more!
Negi: B-But...
Yukari: Ya need someone elseta strip ya? Didn't think so. Now hurry up.
Negi: (Reluctantly strips and akwardly hugs Nodoka, who's blushing like friggin mad)
Yukari: No one wants to see that! He's a little boy you sick bastards! Turn the camera over here, Yue!
Yue: Yukari...
Yukari: What?
Yue: You do know that thing can't understand a word you are saying, right?
Vulpix: ...
Yukari: ...Setsuna? Konoka?
Yue: Hey wait!
Yukari: (Gets body switching ray thing from last time) Here we go. (Switches Konoka and Setsuna)
Konoka: ...What. The. Hell. Am I doing in Ojou-sama's FRIGGIN BODY?
Setsuna: Calm down, Secchan. Really you are so uptight.
Yukari: Of course she would be okay with that. Nodoka?
Nodoka: (Still blushing) Oh, that would be Yu- I MEAN NEGI. Uhh... Yeah.
Negi: OF COURSE I DIDN'T! IF I HAD THOUGHT ANY OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN, I WOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO THE BLOODY PLACE!
Chao: ...Harsh.
Yukari: When did... Oh, yeah, guest. Right...
Fei Ku: Me too. And Asakura.
Yukari: Of course I love your story, Hanyo-chan. It is... epic.
Yue: I'm guessing you have a limited vocabulary?
Yukari: Shut up! Konoka's the one who doesn't know what a book is!
Setsuna: Don't believe those parodies that make me soung like a South Park character! And Secchan like a friggin creeper...
Yukari: Again, shut up. I wasn't finished. Sure, any of your characters can guest star! Just tell me who next time. ...That's the last dare/question of that letter, now on to the next!
Kazumi: This should be my show... I'm Kazumi mother-
Yukari: Yeah, yeah. Next! This letter is from Nami Uchiha 1313:
Ahahahahaha! Nice dares everybody... From the last one, I actually wanted Kaede to come in instead on Kazumi but oh well... Now... What else can I come up with?
Dares:
Let's have Zazie, Setsuna, Ku Fei and Chao dance to Disturbia By Rihanna while wearing black bikinis. Negi has to watch.
Haruna has to go on a date with Mana, but it has to be in Iraq. When they get back, Mana has to go over to Kaede's dorm and have a make out session with her while Haruna jumps into the fanpit as a stripper.
Then I want Asuna to watch all the SAW movies with Ayaka Then Asuna has to make out with Yue while Ayaka does the same with Nodoka. (I want to see how they react to the scary movies.)
Before Nodoka maes out though, I want her to read Mana's thoughts while making out with Kaede and Negi's thoughts while watching the girls dance.
Then I want Kazumi and Sayo to stay in the House of the Amenityville Horror For 5 hours.
Then for you as the author, I dare you to let my OC Kurosaki Kanade to be there next time as your camera person! Keep on the good work!
Here is her basic profile and relation to other characters.
Name: Kurosaki "Ayame" Kanade
Birthday: December 26
Age: 16
Class: 2-A/3-A (held Back one year)
Titles/Nicknames: Kuro, Kurosaki, Burūmūn no moto rīdā (Former Leader of the Blue Moon), Kana, Gold Baka Ranger (Baka Gold)
Appearance: Black hair that stops just at the bottom of her neck. Light blue eyes. Always has an mp3 with her listening to music even when in class. A sketchbook can also be seen poking out from her school bag. Imagine the normal school Uniform for Mahora Academy but then add in a black thin armed hoodie. She wears a black hoodie anytime she wants and it even varies in different times. Like when she's in class, she wears the regular thin-armed hoodie then when she gets out, she is seen wearing a black T-shirt zipper hoodie. Black fingerless running gloves are worn as well. Can be mistaken for a goth at times. Casually, she is seen with a black hoodie, grey sleeveless undershirt, and military green cargo pants with a belt. A mark can be visibly seen on her left hand looking like a blood stain.
Clubs: Kendo Club, School guard patrol, Basketball
Personality: Cool, Secretive, But inwardly gentle to small things, happy when it calls to be (She's not all that heartless u know! :). Aggressive when it comes to battle not to mention reckless.
Dislikes Evangeline but doesn't find her all bad. She's a werewolf so yea. Takes any challenge when provoked. A good body guard if you also ask me.
Yukari: This one's long... Uh, Zazie got pushed into the fanpit along with Ayaka and uh... Mana, I think. Meaning, they're no longer on here. BTW, I've never heard that song... And what's SAW? I looked it up, but I didn't find anything remotely helpful... And Again, Ayaka and Mana left. Sorry. And Haruna is... busy. But... Asuna can still make out with Yue. (Pushed Asuna into kissing Yue... deeply.) House of what? (Looks it up) ...Uh huh... BORING! (Pushes Kazumi and Sayo to wherever the place is, then walks all the way back here) Alright, Kurosaki? Should be much better than Yue.
Yue: (Gets away from Asuna) Really, ya couldn't think of a better name?
Yukari: But Yue is cute! NEXT frigging letter! This one is from GreenFire:
rofl i loved the love letter DIE lol ok back to seriousness
dare:
chamo has run through konokas clouths(as pay back for being kicked)
negi has to read about why michel jackson went to jail(give him a nervous twitch)
give eva a double dose of the aphrodisiac yukari got(cant wait to see how it turns out)
truth:
chachamaru has chachazero(the small doll with the knife)ever had a crush on any of the cast and who is it if so
asuna do you have any adult toys in your room hidden somewere (if she lies then chachamaru will know and zap her)
Chamo: Will do! Finally I get a dare... (Runs up Konoka's leg and through her clothes)
Konoka: Ch-Chamo! Stop! Sword where's my fckin sword!
Yukari: I'm still not sure who Michel Jackson is(shut up, I was just never told about him by anyone...), but I can look him up! (Looks him up) Negi... take a look at this.
Negi: Can I put some clothes on?
Yukari: As much as I want you to, no.
Negi: (Walks over) Which part?
Yukari: This part right here, about drugs and child sexual abuse.
Negi: (Goes all white, then faints)
Yukari: Aphro... Oh, yeah. Eva-chan?
Evangeline: What?
Yukari: (Forces Eva to take aphrodisiac)
Evangeline: ... ... ... ... ...What was that for? That some kind of drug?
Yukari: ...Eh? It didn't...
Evangeline: Drugs don't work on vampires(in reality, total lie). Not sex drugs, anyway.
Chachamaru: ...Yes. Chachazero has had a crush on Master, Saotome, and Yukari-san. Mainly the people that like torture.
Asuna: No I don't... Haruna keeps all my adult toys in her room for me.
Yukari: I'm getting tired of saying this... Next letter. From PowerPlayer:
This is realy good.
Dares: Kazumi to replace the light on her camera with one that flashes like a flash grenade than take a group photo with everyone there (including herself and author) with eyes open
Nodoka has to be a Tsundere to Negi for the rest of the chapter or until he cries.
Haruna has to do a sketch of herself blindfolded with her hands tied behind her back and chained up hanging from a cieling over a pool of sharks while she is blindfolded with her hands tied behind her back and chained up hanging from a cieling over a pool of sharks (hey you wanted a dare)
Nodoka has to cosplay ten random outfits for Negi and do all sorts of sexy poses. Negi must watch the whole thing and give an opinion for each one(you can pick them.)
Negi must tie Asuna to a chair and draw on her face in permanent ink.
Truths: Haruna, are you interested in Negi like Ayaka, or Asuna, or Nodoka, in Negi? Just wanna clear that up, I've never really been totally sure.
Nodoka, how far would you go to make Negi yours?
Negi, what do you think of Nodoka?
Kazumi,if someone started collecting secrets about you, how would you react?
Eva, how annoying is it for you to be on this fan fic, and if you could, what would you do to the author to make her pay? (no offense Yukari)
Fei Ku, who in the room does she want to kick in the face the most?
Yukari: (Calls Kazumi) Kazu-chan. Get yer ass over here.
Kazumi: We are back!
Sayo: (Shivering)I thought I saw a ghost...
Yukari: That was fast... Flash, flash, Kazu-chan!
Kazumi: If you want that, Yukari, you've got to pay.
Yukari: No, I do not. I mean the camera. Gimme.
Kazumi: Uhm... Okay.
Yukari: (Messes with camera a bit) Yue, take the pic. Everyone else, get yer asses over here.
Vulpix: Vul, Vul! (Somehow takes picture)
(Everyone is almost blinded)
Asuna: Yukari, I WILL kill you at some point...
Nodoka: (Reads dare) Whaat? I could never... (Sees fanpit then starts whacking Negi with Konoka's shovel)
Yukari: ...I'm not gonna let her stay in there for a whole week... Haru-chan, you can come on out.
Haruna: (Comes out with a crazed look on her face) ...NEVER AGAIN! ...
Yukari: (Ties her up, blindfolds her, and hangs her above a shark pool) I don't think she can draw like that though... I'll just leave her.
Haruna: I'll get you too, Yukari!
Yukari: Next... ten outfits is a lot... (pushes Negi and Nodoka into a random room) Why so many NodoNegi dares? I want dares about pairings... Erm, nevermind. I hope Negi doesn't get killed by Tsundere Nodoka in there... And since those characters are busy, gotta skip the next four. Kazumi?
Kazumi: Of course, I would eliminate... I mean stalk them. Uh... Yeah.
Evangeline: I... want to rip Yukari limb from limb, while at the same time choking her to death, and sucking her dry, then feed her corpse to the birds.
Yukari: H-Harsh!
Fei Ku: Hmm... That'd be... Lingshen.
Chao: I was told to strip you.
Fei Ku: You wanted to.
Yukari: NEXT. From WELOVEOLYMPUS's Penguin6232:
If you have finished the manga(I have only read the manga), dare Negi and Asuna to marry in front of Ayaka and have a kid while Ayaka is tazered and locked in a chair.
Next, Nei confess his love to one girl(I hope that it is Asuna!) in front of Ayaka.
I dare Asuna and Ayaka to cross-dress and try to kill each other.
I dare Ayaka to dye her hair blue and then shave it.
I dare Asakura to take pictures of the blue-haired Ayaka and the bald Ayaka and give them to the class.
Drools.
Yukari: ...Perhaps I didn't make it clear. When I(or Asuna) push all the guests into the fanpit at the end of the chapter, they are gone. Not guests anymore. YA COULDN'T A GUESSED THAT? Not that the dares are bad or anything... Let's try another one. THIS ONE is from Johny Olde:
This made me laugh. I would like to throw in a dare. Here's my dare! Ready?
Whenever Evangeline is available, I dare her to spread the wings of a bat and stomp like a zombie while whistling 'row row row your boat' through a car wash. *Snickers*
Here's a Dare for Asuna.
I remember in the manga that she would like to check out Americans in the industrial revolution. When you invite Lingshen over, have her lend you the cassopeia and take Sayo with you to go visit Pearl Harbor in December 7 1941 so she can see what has been going on the same year she died. I want both you to experience how Americans suffer from the Japanese. War can be so emotional, can it?
Truth for Asuna.
Also, if she thinks Americans are attractive like Takahata cuz' they're old men, which American President would be the most attractive to you and which is the most inspiring?
Truth for Nodoka.
There are probably mostly books in Japanese but I know you're one of the smartest girls in the class so you must know English. Ever read any good novels in English?
If all those questions are too boring then try this Truth.
Does Nodoka ever say the F word? If not then I dare her to say it. It helps her release anger. It helped me.
That's all for now. Oh and Simon Belmont is a Vampire Hunter who wields the Holy Whip and it is harmful to vampires. Eva should check him out and beware of him. And Micheal Jackson is the King Of Pop! Watch his music video and do that Thriller dare when you are ready! That'd be pretty cool.
Evangeline: ...Just cause I'm a vampire you assume I have bat wings. That said I do have bat wings, but still. (Walks off to find a car wash)
Chao: Here's the Casseopia. Don't break it.
(Asuna grabs the still shivering Sayo and leaves.)
Yukari: She just left... You shoulda done the truth first, then the dare.
(Nodoka walked out, exhausted from beating Negi)
Nodoka: Huh, what English? I don't know much English.. NO I've never said the F word... Um... F*ck. F*ck. That felt good... (Keeps repeating it)
Yukari: Huh... I'll look it up... later. Last letter! Last letter is from Konoka Sakurazaki:
Awesome show! Bring out Akira please! Hahah! This is gonna be good! =D
Dares:
Everyone: Try out Yue's favorite drink and swallow it.
Haruna: Make out with Negi in front of Nodoka. (Just to see her reaction)
Evangeline: Wear a bunny suit for the rest of the day.
Setsuna: Say I love you to Yukari. (I can't imagine what everyone would think! XD)
Konoka: Ask Mana to give you her guns.
Truths:
Evangeline: What has scariest thing you ever saw? Be honest.
Akira: When Haruna made a Robot Negi that had a 26 inch long tongue and it kissed you, what happened?
Yukari: Kay. (Calls Akira) Hey Akira! No, don't ask why I have your number. Get over here.
Akira: What'd you want me for?
Yukari: That was fast. You are now a guest. Kay?
Akira: Umm...
Yukari: Kay! (Drinks a can of green tea cola) That's disgusting! ...I should untie Haru-chan... (Does that.)
Haruna: Once I dominate this world, you will all see! (Immediately starts making out with Negi)
(Nodoka keep repeating the F word even faster.)
Evangeline: (Walks in, completely wet) ...Fine. As long as the bunny suit's dry. (Leaves then comes back with a big bunny suit on)
(The spell on Konoka and Setsuna wore off)
Setsuna: ...Thank God...
Konoka: What? You don't like my body?
Setsuna: No, I just don't like being in it...
Konoka: Meanie.
Setsuna: ... (Reads dare) Ah... Yukari?
Yukari: Yeah?
Setsuna: ...
Yukari: Yeah?
Setsuna: ...I... ILOVEYOU!
Everyone: EL GASP!
Yukari: ...Sh'right!
Konoka: But Secchan! (Runs off crying)
Setsuna: Ojou-sama! W-Wait!
Yukari: Sorry, I like someone else, and no it is not Asuna.
Setsuna: Yeahgoodtoknowbye! (Chases Konoka)
Evangeline: Scariest... Nagi. Definately Nagi.
Yukari: Umm... Akira?
Akira: (Shudders) I don't... want to talk about it...
Yukari: And, since someone wanted her, I'll invite Keade tomorrow. Remember, guests next chapter are Akira and Keade!