Author's note: …I really can't think of anything to write here right now. (Smiley face).

Warnings: Powerful, dark, female Naruto (Naru).

Prepare yourself, Leaf Village…Chapter 6!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Enough said.

Chapter 6: The Wave Mission.

The party of eight plus Tazuna was enjoying a leisurely stroll through the woods of Hi no Kuni.

"We're supposed to go as fast as possible." Tazuna complained. "We need to hurry back to the bridge."

A white-haired Senju girl appeared suddenly next to them.

Naru raised an eyebrow. "Kasumi? What are you doing here?"

The newly identified girl shrugged. "Cameo appearance. Took a break from Cole's other story."

Kurenai looked at her. "Is that even possible?"

"Apparently."

"Kasumi?" Asuma asked.

"Yeah?"

"Get the hell back in your own fanfic."

"But I…"

"NOW!"

Kasumi scowled. "You guys are no fun. Fine, I'm going." And she disappeared.

Asuma sighed as they passed a puddle. "What's with all those kids breaking the fourth wall all the time?"

Nobody answered. They were too busy watching Kurenai get torn to shreds by a chain held by two Mist-nins.

"One down!" one of them announced. Then they wrapped the chain around Naru.

"Two down." And they pulled. Nothing happened. The chain just fell to the ground.

The Demon brothers just stared at it. "What happened?"

One of them recovered his senses. "Let's try again."

"Um, let's see…loop around here…tighten here…hold this." He handed Naru part of the chain. "Now we coil around here…and done. Ok, pull!"

Naru simply phased out again and the chain fell to the ground.

"Dammit." The other brother cursed. "Try again."

"It's been half an hour." One of the Demon brothers panted. "I can't do this anymore."

Naru just sighed. "You know, there are seven targets other than me. Try one of them."

The two Mist-nins looked at each other. "Quite right. Thanks, girlie."

They held up the chain and glared at Kiba. "Ready, set…"

They collapsed, dead, after Asuma finally acted and stabbed them both with his trench knives.

"Troublesome." Shikamaru yawned. "Kurenai-sensei, you can come back now."

Silence.

"Kurenai-sensei?"

They got rewarded with a yawn.

"What?" Kurenai looked sleepily down at them from a tree. "They took too long. I fell asleep."

The entire group face-faulted.

Naru frowned and chucked a kunai into the nearby bushes. The group tensed when they heard a squeal. Naru peered into the bushes and reached out for something.

"Oh, look." She said, holding up the kunai with a dead rabbit on it. "It's a rabbit."

Asuma didn't manage to comment before a strange person jumped from the trees.

"You killed Mr. Fuzzy-ears!" the transvestite yelled, charging at Naru. "DIE!"

The group watched in fascination as Naru phased through all the punches, kicks, and senbon needles thrown her way.

"Dammit, Haku!" Zabuza exclaimed, jumping out from…somewhere. "I told you to stay hidden!"

"She killed Mr. Fuzzy-ears!" Haku wailed.

"I don't care! You disobeyed my orders. I have no use for you if you're going to overreact all the time."

Haku sighed and jumped back to Zabuza, blinking back tears. "I'm sorry, Zabuza-sama."

Zabuza ignored her, staring instead at Asuma, Kurenai and Naru. "I think I know you three. Hold on." He pulled out a book and started flipping through the pages. The title of the book said "Konoha Shinobi Identifying for Dummies."

"Let's see, let's see…ah, here's one. Asuma Sarutobi." Zabuza read out loud. "A-rank, Jonin, son of the Sandaime Hokage, ex-guardian of the Fire Temple. Affinity: wind. Has perverted fantasies about Kurenai Yuhi (page 37)."

Kurenai glared at Asuma, who chuckled nervously. Zabuza flipped to page 37.

"Kurenai Yuhi. Huh, this is old." Zabuza looked up. "Still says you're a Chunin. I need the new edition. Anyway, specializes in Genjutsu, hates fangirls with a passion, and is known for unexplainable red eyes."

Zabuza then looked at Naru. "And your name is?"

"Naru Uzumaki."

Zabuza flipped through the pages. "Uzumaki…Uzumaki…found you. Wait…what the hell? Refer to the Amegakure Shinobi Guide?"

Everyone around looked at Naru in surprise. Zabuza tossed his book away and took out another one.

"Ok, let's see…Uzumaki…ah, here." Zabuza's eyes widened as he read the entry. "Naru Uzumaki, known also as the Ghost of Amegakure on account of her ability to become invisible or intangible. Youngest person ever to reach S-rank status, being 8 years old at the time. Possesses the strongest bloodline known to man, the Rin'negan. With the ability to phase and avoid physical and elemental attacks, and the unexplained immunity to Genjutsu and poisons, Naru Uzumaki is virtually invincible."

He noticed Asuma stare in shock at his student. "What? You didn't know you had the Ghost of Amegakure on your team?"

Various thoughts were created as the group stared at Naru, with most of them even being voiced.

"Holy shit, I have the coolest Genin ever on my team. Wait, how are you still a Genin?"

"Wow, that is so kick-ass." "Woof!"

"Munch…awesome…munch."

"She…she is actually stronger than Sasuke-kun."

"Sakura, drop and give me fifty."

"Troublesome. Cool, though."

She is even stronger than Itachi. If I can get her to teach me, I will be able to kill him.

Mr. Fuzzy-ears, you WILL be avenged.

Zabuza sighed. "We were gonna fight, threaten the bridge builder, and all that, but…I don't wanna die." Zabuza started running away. "Haku, we're leaving. I am not suicidal."

"No."

Zabuza skidded to a halt.

"What did you say?"

"No."

"But…why?"

"She killed Mr. Fuzzy-ears."

"Are you still on about that?"

"Yes."

"Fine…we'll fight them in a week, how's that sound?"

"Why in a week?"

"I need to write my will."

"Ah…ok then."

Haku glared at Naru. "In one week, I will kill you and send you to hell. It's what you deserve for killing Mr. Fuzzy-ears."

Naru smiled and waved after the two leaving figures. "See you in a week, Haku-chan."

"I AM A BOY!"

"Doubt it."

"Zabuza-sama!"

Naru turned back to the group. "So, Shika, how's about another date before they come back?"

Shikamaru sweatdropped. "Troublesome."