Author's note: …I really can't think of anything to write here right now. (Smiley face).
Nero Strauss: Glad to help out. Thanks for enjoying my story.
Gabyxx21: Well, here's the continuation now. Hope you still like it.
Mattcun: Thanks, that's nice to know.
Edwardphan4ever: LOL, so true! (Gets hypnotized) Must…learn…emo…
Thanks to you all for reviewing!
Warnings: Powerful, dark, female Naruto (Naru).
Prepare yourself, Leaf Village…Chapter 9!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. That's a shame.
Chapter 9: To the Forest of Death!
10 minutes later:
At the back of the room, Naru was…well, bored. So bored, in fact, that she was repeating her favorite word over and over again for ten minutes now, and it was slowly driving everyone crazy.
"Shatter."
Well, that and Kiba's rapping.
"What is up with this test, to answer these problems is a quest, number ten seems to be missing, time to do some good ass-kissing."
Seriously.
"Shatter."
Ibiki sighed. "Yeah, the idiot Chuunin forgot to write question ten on the test, so it didn't print out. Because of that, I'll ask it personally at the end of the exam."
"R-r-r-really?"
Ok, so some weren't as confident as others.
"Shatter."
"Sigh…hn." (Shatter…hey, that does sound cool.)
"What did Sasuke-kun say now?"
Ibiki threw a kunai at Sakura's paper.
"Let's see…you lose two points for having pink hair, two points for saying 'Sasuke-kun', two points for being a bitch, and two points because I said so."
"But…"
"Sakura, shut up…oh, and hn." (Shatter…ha ha, this is fun.)
"Shatter."
"Naru, SHUT UP!"
"Watch it, Ibiki. I can kick your ass easily."
Ibiki sighed. "Yes, Naru-sama."
"Thank you. Now...shatter!"
Somewhere a sound of a vase smashing was heard.
"There!" The Sandaime yelled from outside. "I shattered something. Now will you shut up, Naru? Please?"
"Sigh…fine."
"Thank you."
"Shatter." Naru whispered. Kiba burst out laughing.
"Of hers this habit curious is. Powers of annoyance does she possess."
"Shino, shut up or I'll kill you."
Kankuro nodded. "The brave bug is no match for the raccoon in direct confrontations. The raccoon realizes that the bug is weaker, and proceeds to exploit that weakness. The bug has no choice but to flee."
"Huh?"
"He watches too many nature programs." Temari explained.
"Quite a freak that Gaara is, with all that crazy sand of his. Face him I would rather not, surely I'd pee in my cot."
"Oh, right." Naru lit up. "This story suffers from Naruto Quirk Mix-up-gitis. I think Kiba is Kirabi."
"I wonder who Kirabi is then."
Kumogakure:
"YOSH! I will do 500 laps around Kumo to restore my flames of youth."
"OH GOD, NO!"
Konohagakure:
"Shatter."
"ARGH!" Ibiki screamed. "I can't take it anymore!"
"Shatter."
"Yes! My sanity is shattered. Naru-sama, please…please let me end this exam already. Better yet, end it yourself. I need to see Inoichi. For therapy."
Naru nodded. "Sure."
Naru faced the class. "Ok, tenth question time. And here it comes…"
…
…
…
"Naru-sensei?"
"Zzzz…huh? Wha…? Oh. Right. The tenth question is: Do you want…to pass…this test?"
Seeing the group's collective nods Naru smiled. "You all would have passed anyway. Too little people here for mind games."
A ball burst through the window and a banner unfurled.
"The Sexy and Awesome Anko Mitarashi." Choji read.
Ino looked around. "So…where is she?"
A purple-haired woman walked in panting through the shattered window.
"Uh…oof…pant…stupid short-fuse cannon…no warning at all…had to race after this thing…hey, where's Ibiki?"
Naru smirked. "He lost mind games to a bunch of Genin."
"And to you."
"And to me."
Anko smiled. "That's awesome, Naru!"
"Yeah…about the second exam…there is no second exam this time."
Anko scowled. "Huh? Why?"
"Only 18 people here. Hell, we can go directly to preliminaries for the final round!"
"No way!" Anko shook her head. "Cole Martin is behind this! COLE! Get your ass down here!"
The gathered Genin blanched as a blond teenager wearing glasses appeared out of nowhere."
"Cole-sama." Naru intoned as she and all the Genin knelt in front of him.
The boy frowned. "What's going on here, Anko?"
"I want my second exam. I prepared the cannon and everything."
"No."
"But I…"
"Sigh…Anko, I said no. Now get out of here before I make you have sex with Gai."
Anko paled and jumped out the window.
Cole turned to Naru. "You're proctoring the third exam. Have fun." And he vanished.
Asuma rushed into the room. "My Cole Martin senses are tingling!"
Everyone gathered stared at him weirdly.
"What?"
"That was...incredibly gay."
Asuma waved it off. "Anyway, Cole Martin was here, I just know it! Where is he now?"
He grabbed Kankuro by his catsuit. "Tell me!"
Naru winced at the deranged look in Asuma's eye. "Maybe we should stop breaking the fourth wall for a while, at least until Asuma gets better.
Everyone nodded in agreement. "Maybe we should."
Gaara's face lit up. "On to the fighting then! Come on, let's go!"
Meanwhile, in the Forest of Death:
"WHERE THE F*CK IS EVERYBODY?"
"I DON'T KNOW, OROCHIMARU-SAMA!"
"KABUTO, WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
"HEY, YOU STARTED IT!"
Author's note: Finally updated! Sorry about the long delay, everyone. The next chapter to this will be out soon. To fans of "The Shadows See All", that will be out even sooner.