Chapter 4.
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All the crew- WE DON'T OWN NARUTO!!!
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-Sasuke! Naruto! Take care of the babies for a moment. Please be gentle with them, remember they just came to this world a few hours ago.
The operation had been successful, and the two babies had been born with no problem. The only problem now was Hinata, who wasn't in the condition to do anything at all. Naruto and Sasuke had been left with the babies in charge of them (probably not the wisest choice) while Hinata rested in her hospital bed.
The two men were in a separate room, Each with a baby on their arms. The babies were crying non-stop, and there was no way of making them keep silence.
-Hey Sasuke, any idea on how to make this babies shut up?
-Do you think they would be crying if I knew that?
-Oh sorry. Hey, maybe they're hungry!
-And what do you suggest we feed them?
-Ramen of course! They need to be strong and healthy!
-Naruto you idiot! If you fed them ramen they would probably die…
-Okay, then what do you think we should do?
-Maybe their diapers are dirty.
-Okay, let's check.
The two men put the babies on the bed, on top of a soft blanket. They slowly opened their diapers to find nothing strange.
-See! Their diapers can't be dirty unless they had eaten something first!
All of a sudden, the two babies started peeing all across the room and all over Naruto and Sasuke. They tried to avoid getting wet, but it was too late. The babies kept on crying.
-Damn it! Now we're all covered in pee!
-Shuddup Naruto!
They managed to dry what they could with some towels which were in the room in a small basket, and then closed the diapers.
-Hey Naruto! I've got an idea!
-What is it?
-Try to act stupid as you always do. That might cheer them up!
He might've meant that as an insult, but it wasn't such a bad idea after all. Naruto started making silly noises and weird faces, but the babies just cried louder.
-It doesn't work!
-I noticed that…
-Hey, let's try this, why don't you try singing some lullaby or something like that?
-Might as well give it a try.
Sasuke proceeded to sing a nursing rhyme he remembered from when he was little. He didn't remember the lyrics well, and it ended up sounding awful. The babies just cried and cried as if they were going to explode, or even better: make Naruto and Sasuke explode.
-Damn it! Why won't they shut up!?
-I don't think yelling at them might be a good idea, do you think Naruto?
-There's nothing we haven't tried!
Just then Sakura entered the room.
-Hey guys, Hinata is fine. She is sleeping right now, and you are welcome to stay over at the hospital in case you need to see her. But for now, we have to let her rest. Giving birth isn't easy at all.
-Hey Sakura! How do you make this kids stop crying! They're getting on my nerves!
-Yeah, care lending us a hand?
-Men are all the same. How comes you can't even take care of two babies?
Sakura then grabbed the babies and held each in one arm, and started rocking them slowly to and fro while singing a very lovely song. The babies didn't hesitate for a second to stop crying, and even fell asleep in a matter of minutes. Sakura then put them in two small cribs which were in the room.
-See, it's quite easy after all.
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FOR everyone- we haven't really decided how Hinata could be pregnant from two guys but just bear with us…
DSalazar – So how was it? You liked it?
HiN4-ch4n- pretty good actually, I really liked it, Hope you people liked it too.
Naruto & Sasuke enter
HiN4-ch4n- Yeah but mean such as Sasuke are useless, not even being able to take care of two babies…
Sasuke-SHUT UP!
HiN4-ch4n- Make me!
fighting cloud
Naruto- I think only HiN4-ch4n can get on his nerves like that after me.
DSalazar- well she does have the gift of irritating people…
HiN4-ch4n- speaking about me?
DSalazar- xD yeah…
HiN4-ch4n-I will become a super-girly girl…a pink-haired Barbie doll… ¬¬
DSalazar- if you do that then I shall become EMO!!
HiN4-ch4n-NO! We don't need more Sasukes in the world! (thanks to vnvanman for the idea of the phrase)
Sasuke- hey! I'm here!!
HiN4-ch4n- you got your ass kicked by my clone
DSalazar- You disappoint me Sasuke…
Hinata- sorry every one for this strange conversation, hope you liked it, take care and See ya!