Okay, just a bit of info why I'm doing this fanfic. To break away a bit from The Destruction's of Zangetsu's Poles, my other fanfic, to have a fanfic that's easy and good to maintain, and I have a personal hated of babies. And I wasn't a baby, I was a kitten when I was younger, so ha! … Anyway, I do take suggestions, so please suggest stuff! And always, review!

Ichigo eventually managed to convince Rukia that Chisaki wasn't a monster, and that her horror manga was wrong (which Rukia still thought it was right). Rukia went off to have a shower, in order to clean off the vomit from herself, and her robes. Ichigo however, not knowing what to do now, went off to watch the TV. He flicked through a few channels, and then flicked to one that he saw actually had something decent on it. But for now, the channel was through some ads. It then showed an ad for a children's anime. The ad was full of unicorns, rainbows, flowers, and all the other stuff that a typical female child would like. But despite this, having an angry teen glare at her, a sword pointed at her, and being chased around by a rabid shinigami, Chisaki started to cry.

"Huh?" Ichigo said.

Chisaki was really starting to wail now.

"Hey, hey, stop that!" Ichigo shouted. He then grabbed the remote, and turned off the TV. "See, it's stopped now,"

The baby's wail had increased to an ear-splitting one.

"Shut up," Ichigo growled.

Chisaki stopped for a second, and looked at Ichigo with big red eyes. And then when Ichigo didn't think she couldn't get any louder, she did.

Ichigo picked up the baby from her spot on the couch, and tried to calm her down. He was failing, because she was obviously still crying. Then Rukia came running across, dripping wet, and was wrapped in a towel. She scooped up the baby from Ichigo's arms, and managed to calm her down. When Rukia had first come into the room, Ichigo started to blush.

Rukia noticed this, looked at Ichigo, who was staring at her, and still blushing, and said, "You fool; at least I'm not naked."

Ichigo then blushed harder, and then crossed his arms and faced the other direction, and gruffly said, "I wasn't thinking about that."

"Who said you were?" Rukia pointed out.

"Why you little…" Ichigo snarled.

The baby then pointed at the strawberry, and said, "Fool!"

"Yes, he is a foolish strawberry," Rukia said.

Ichigo really wondered whose baby this was.