Chapter 5: Catch Piggy
Once again, it was time for Chris McLean's turn to give a recap to the audience.
Chris McLean's Commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Showdown, it was an old fashion cattle herding! With the knowledge our contestants received from the last challenge in being able to ride a robotic horse, they were easily able to round up those cows into their pens, except for old Johnny Test who once again fell for the ever so radiant Sissy Blakeley, that caused poor Carl and Meg to get themselves hurt and voted off of their teams due to their injuries.
Will there be more sparks between Johnny and Sissy, and what other Tyler-like shenanigans would he get himself into this time? And speaking of weaklings like Tyler, will poor Dash Baxter ever recover from that ultimate wedgie that June pulled on him? Find out on Camp Drama Showdown!
End of Commentary.
It was quite a typical peaceful morning as the sun rose up, the sound of a loud cannon woke everyone up from their sleep. The sound indeed came from Colonel Barnes who had a cannon setup by Blaineley's Idea Team who were forced to do it early in the morning, along with additional help from Chris' Idea Team.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"I'm so in pain!" cried Sheldon as he didn't like Colonel Barnes.
"How can Blaineley put up with this?" cried Dexter.
"If Chef Hatchet is crazy, Colonel Barnes is even crazier" said Trixie.
"I had fun firing the shot" laughed Dee Dee.
"What a heavy cannon ball" sighed Haley.
"What a grouch!" cried Candace.
"I wish my sister were here, then he'd be sorry to have messed with me" said Jeremy.
"Just like leading my troop back home" said Isabella who was obviously more neutral on Colonel Barnes than anyone else.
"Very rude of him" said Baljeet who obviously referred to Colonel Barnes.
"Impatient" said Newton also referring to Colonel Barnes.
"I think I can do a better job than he can" laughed Buford.
End of Confessions.
As everyone got out of their cabins, Cleveland Jr. spotted Trixie all worked up because of Colonel Barnes' tasks to do around the town.
"Nice to see you again, er, Trixie right?" asked Cleveland Jr. as he was quite nervous.
"Where the heck is Chris?" asked Cindy.
"Chris and Blaineley are setting up the challenge, and they put me in charge of getting you all up" continued Colonel Barnes, "any other questions or do I have to force you all to do some exercises?"
"Man, this guy is a grouch" whispered Bloo to Marceline.
"Yeah, big grouch" laughed Marceline.
"Is something the matter, or do I have to give you an extra assignment?" continued Colonel Barnes who overheard Marceline's laughter.
"No sir" replied Marceline.
As everyone headed to get breakfast at the open mess hall, once again Marc met secretly with John Redcorn off camera and handed him another poem.
"Another poem to your love one?" asked John Redcorn.
"Just make sure Colonel Barnes doesn't read it out loud" continued Marc.
"Will do" said John Redcorn.
As the cameras turned to the tables at the open mess hall, John Redcorn handed Libby the poem that was in an envelope.
"Your admirer prefers you read it after the challenge" continued John Redcorn, "just to minus the embarrassment from last time."
"Thanks, will do" said Libby as she placed it in her inventory.
"Is that a new poem from your new boyfriend?" laughed Fanboy as he wanted to laugh at the poem.
"For your information, you better not get in her way or you'll have to deal with me" said Fanny.
"Count me in" said Gaz as she joined Fanny's side.
"Yeah, me too" added Tak who obviously still had a crush on Dib.
"What about you Sakura, why don't you go and fight Libby for that poem?" asked Fanboy to Sakura.
"There's no way I'm going to do it for you two" continued Sakura.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"What's the deal with those two, always trying to be so immature" said Sakura.
"I wonder who keeps writing me these poems, I doubt it's any of the boys on my team" said Libby.
"Hmm, I've been noticing that Libby has been getting some poems from a secret admirer, maybe I can help her out" said Haley.
"There's just too much talk about love this season, even though I know Sakura is quite hot, I can't let this emotion get in my way in having my team win" said Tony.
"I know Cindy and I are already together, but we don't need to go overboard like this" said Jimmy who was also noticing Libby getting the poems.
"I think I still feel bad for letting having the Spurs and the Stallions lose, if it were not for Sissy for being so radiant and nice, and wonderful" said Johnny to which he suddenly realized he was being recorded and began to try to reach the camera, "wait a second, let me have that camera!"
End of Confessions.
After everyone had breakfast, they ended up heading toward the area where they would be having the challenge, a certain Dash Baxter wasn't happy that June had embarrassed him in front of everyone.
Dash's Confession in the Outhouse:
"That Juniper Lee will pay for what she did, I'm sure all of my friends back in Amity Park are laughing at me, they even think I'm ten times more nerdy than Fenturd is!" cried Dash.
End of Confession.
But instead of Chris and Blaineley as they were told they were going to meet, DJ and Noah were there instead of the two hosts.
"Chris said he was going to be here" said Cindy.
"Yeah, what the heck happen to him?" asked Marie.
"They put us in charge" continued DJ.
"As much as I hate this, you guys are going to have to catch as much pigs, the most team with the most pigs wins immunity" continued Noah.
"We better win something good if we're going to get down and dirty" continued Libby.
"Oh, you will, you'll get a message trailers for both teams that win immunity" continued DJ, "and a first class shower."
"A message huh, well then, it's time for me to shine" laughed Mindy as she dived right on in with her teammates as they began to try to round up some pigs.
As all eight teams began to try to get into the large mud hole where the pigs were, the pigs were able to squeeze right through most of them to which a certain Ben Tennyson had enough.
"Time to see how they'd do with Big Chill" said Ben as he used his Ultimate Omnitrix to change himself into that particular alien.
"Hey, no fair, he can't do that!" cried Zoe.
"Sorry, Chris said there are no rules whether or not you can use your powers" continued DJ.
"Then it's time for El Tigre!" said Manny as he changed himself into his El Tigre form.
"Come on, we have to catch those piggies!" cried Frida who tried to capture one but it managed to slip right out of her hands.
"I got this one!" cried Manny.
"Oh no you don't!" said Ben as he raced over there.
Ben using Big Chill's powers froze the pig in its place where Ben simply took the frozen pig and placed it in the pen.
"Oh it's like that alien boy, we'll see who gets the most pigs" said Lance.
Lance leaped onto a pig as it tried to escape, Duncan Rosenblatt couldn't see Lance like this even though they were obviously rivals.
"Here, this should help" said Duncan Rosenblatt as he used his firebreather powers to trap the pig in the mud which it harden.
"Gee, thanks" said Lance as he grabbed the pig and placed it in their team's pen.
Rolf indeed was quite on a roll as he didn't need help from either of the two as pig catching was his thing as he typically did back home in Peach Creek.
"Look how many pigs Rolf has Double D Ed Boy" laughed Rolf as the pigs were trying to swarm their way out of Rolf's grasp.
"Rolf, I'm intrigued on how you are able to catch all of those pigs?" asked Double D.
"Simple, Rolf knows the skills, apparently some of city folk don't have it" said Rolf as he noticed poor Nick struggling to capture his pig.
"Hey, get back here, I'm going to turn you into bacon!" roared Nick as he chased the pig.
As Nick ran trying to capture his pig, he bumped into Jade who was having an easier time apprehending her team's pigs.
"So, I'm guessing your team has no trouble with it, right?" asked Nick to Jade.
"Hey, it's quite easy" said Jade.
The team that was sadly doing the poorest wasn't Team Wild Stallions, but instead Team Spinning Six, as Roger wasn't interested in getting after the pigs.
"Roger, you haven't moved an inch into the mud" said Hailey who was enjoying herself more than he was.
"Let's just say I don't want to get myself dirty" continued Roger.
"Catching pigs is hard!" cried Bloo as he then tripped over a pig while racing after another right in the mud.
"Glad I'm not the only one having trouble" said Nick.
As for the teams on Chris' side, the Chanting Cherokees were quite on a roll, as Manny was capturing so many pigs with the help from Fanny and Sakura, and some help from Tony who was sadly only able to capture one pig the entire challenge.
"This is easy!" laughed Manny, "The only other team that's in second place is Blazing Saddles."
"Yeah, but we better get competitive here" said Fanny as she placed another pig in its pen.
The team that was doing the worse was sadly Team Raging Bulls, particularly because mostly of Flapjack not doing his part, and somewhat of Johnny getting caught with the sun being radiant on Sissy.
"Sissy you look amazing" said Johnny who was in a semi-trance.
"Just help me take this pig to the pen" said Sissy as she was having obvious trouble.
"I'll help you!" laughed Flapjack to which he tripped, spewing some mud on both of them.
"Well, you're not at least the biggest loser here for now" said Sissy who obviously felt Flapjack wasn't helping at all.
As the challenge was winding down, Chris, Blaineley, Chef and even Hank Hill were finished testing the massage trailers, along with Chris' Sabotage Team.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"Man, that felt so great!" laughed Riley.
"Does wonders" laughed Dale.
"Best dang massage I ever had" said Hank.
End of Confessions.
It was quite the obvious, Chanting Cherokees was the winner on Chris' side, and the Wild Stallion's on Blaineley's, while the worse teams, the Raging Bulls and the Spinning Six did the worse.
"So, who won?" asked Chris to DJ as DJ was finishing up the tally.
"The Chanting Cherokees on your side, and the Wild Stallion's on Blaineley's" continued DJ.
"And who'll be sending someone home?" asked Blaineley.
"Raging Bulls and Spinning Six" continued DJ.
"Okay then, we'll be seeing those teams at the camp fire" laughed Chris.
Poor Johnny felt this was it for him as he couldn't believe he'd be voted off so early in the game. As the two teams sat at the camp fire, it was quite the obvious that Johnny and Flapjack didn't receive a golden-wrapped chocolate horseshoe, and likewise Bloo and Roger on Blaineley's.
"Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, you're starting to behave like a certain Tyler would in getting your team on a losing streak with your clumsy ways, Flapjack, you could have done better job" said Chris.
"Bloo, you could have helped more with your team, and Roger, you didn't even get mud on yourself" continued Blaineley.
"Last golden-wrapped chocolate horseshoe for the night goes to" said both Chris and Blaineley as they were waiting for the dramatic pause, "Johnny and Bloo."
"Looks like both Flapjack and Roger get to go home on the Carriage of Shame" said Chris as the Carriage of Shame steered up to the camp fire with Grim leading it.
"Come on, I got a schedule to keep up with" said Grim.
As the two got onto the Carriage of Shame and it road off into the sunset, the scene changes to Johnny heading back alone to his cabin not knowing that Cotton Hill's ghost was indeed there, as Johnny turned on the light, Cotton's image spooked him.
"Enough boy" said Cotton as he kept Johnny from being afraid, "I'm going to help you redeem yourself in front of your fellow contestants from screwing up."
"How, you're a ghost" continued Johnny.
"Hey, I was assigned here, because have to for the duration of this game show's season" continued Cotton.
"So where the heck do I start?" asked Johnny.
"First, stop embarrassing yourself in front of that Sissy girl, secondly, don't crash on challenges or you'll be next, I'll watch out for you in the next challenge" continued Cotton, "you just get to bed."
"Er, okay" said Johnny as Cotton then vanished when Johnny's teammates came into the cabin.
The scene then changes to Chris as the camera zoomed on him.
"Tune in next time for more exciting eliminations here on Camp Drama Showdown" laughed Chris, "see y'all come back now."
"That was a terrible impersonation" sighed Clay who was holding the camera to Chris.
"Sorry Chris, you'll have to do better than that" said Jessie in her typical Southern-like accent.
"Critics" sighed Chris who felt the moment was ruined.