Thanks for the suggestion, HyperStar! Here it is!
Ichigo sighed, went upstairs, and started his homework. Geometry. It is complete torture. Providing reasons for why you worked it out, so you couldn't say, "Because I say so", having to cram lots of rules in your head, and it still didn't make sense.
"Ichigo!" Rukia shouted from below.
He got up, and shouted, "I'm coming!"
"What?" the strawberry asked when he came downstairs.
"How can you wash clothes here?" Rukia asked.
Ichigo just scowled at her. "You still don't know how to wash clothes?"
Rukia huffed. "I've only been here for about two months."
Ichigo sighed. "What do you need washing?"
"Those robes that Chisaki vomited on,"
"… I've never really washed a kimoto before, but it's probably the same as everything."
"But you're Japanese!" Rukia complained. "How can you not have washed one before?"
"… It's because nobody wears them anymore…"
"I recon a few people do,"
"But we don't."
"What about your shinigami robes!"
"But, I've never gotten vomit on them before,"
Ichigo then got the shinigami robes from the eyebrow-twitching Rukia, and shoved them in the washing machine. He put the power in, closed the lid, and pushed the buttons to activate the machine. While he was doing all of this, Rukia was watching him with sparkling eyes. Ichigo noticed this, and sighed.
"The wonders of the human world," Rukia remarked.
"Shut up," Ichigo said, and walked back upstairs.
When he got to his room, he looked at his desk, where he had left his homework last. Now in its place was the baby, with a piece of paper sticking out of her mouth. She then giggled at him again, and crawled off.
Ichigo sighed. "Now I can't say, "My dog ate my homework", even though I don't have one. Now it's "a baby ate my homework".
I know Rukia normally wins the arguing contests, but Ichigo did have the upper hand. Anyway… Review!