Chapter 6: Saloon Bar Wrestling
Once again, it was Blaineley's turn to give a recap to the audience.
Blaineley's Commentary:
Last time on Camp Drama Showdown, it was time to catch a pig literally! For teams Chanting Cherokees and Wild Stallions, it was a shoo-in for them, as for teams Raging Bulls and the Spinning Six, things didn't look so good for them. For Raging Bulls, a certain Johnny Test was caught in a trance by a certain Sissy Blakeley, but he was saved thanks to Flapjack's clumsier behavior. As for the Spinning Six, Roger obviously didn't want to get down and dirty in the mud, for which at least Bloo did the minimum requirements.
Both Flapjack and Roger had to say hello to the Carriage of Shame, as they road back home, as for the winners, they received massages for all, with your hosts me and Chris testing them out before hand. So who'll be voted off today? Find out here on Camp Drama Showdown!
End of Commentary.
As everyone were still fast asleep, Danielle along with Hiro decided to give it another try as they snuck out of their cabin heading to a supposed secluded area, but unbeknownst to both of them they were being watched by Danielle's cousin Danny was following them.
"Anyone following us?" asked Hiro who was concerned about Cleveland Jr. asking for more tips on love.
"No, not that I can sense of" continued Danielle.
Both of them then began to approach each other, almost in a kissing position, that is until Danny showed up right in front of the two as he obviously followed them while he was invisible.
"So this is what you've been up to" said Danny who disrupted them from kissing.
"What, Danny!" cried Danielle.
"I thought you said we were not being followed?" continued Hiro.
"I did!" cried Danielle who was upset that Danny had followed her.
"Look pal, we don't go around following you who follows that Goth chick that you are with" said Hiro referring to Sam.
"Well Sam and I don't go off and do something like this" continued Danny.
"Why don't you trust me or Hiro?" continued Danielle who was obviously upset.
"Look, I've done some research on this Toyman trademark your boyfriend is attached to, turns out it's a super villain trademark that had traditionally fought against Superman" continued Danny.
"But I'm one of Superman's biggest fans" continued Hiro.
"Well, I'll still be keeping an eye on you pal" said Danny as he then promptly left.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"I don't trust this Toyman trademark that Hiro is attached to, there were a few super villains that mostly Superman fought against that dealt with a villain of the same name" said Danny.
"How embarrassing, he treats me like I'm not just his cousin, but like a little sister" sighed Danielle.
"He wouldn't like it if I had some spy cameras to follow his girl Sam" said Hiro.
End of Confessions.
As both Hiro and Danielle headed back to their cabin, as everyone else got up, thanks to Colonel Barnes getting them up his way, which was to break down every door, and knock pretty loudly with a loud voice certainly at least made those on the side of Chris McLean miss the times Chef got them up.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but we miss Chef!" cried Cindy.
"Zim says this Barnes doesn't know how to cook for Zim!" continued Zim.
"Man, what a grouch that guy is" continued Frida.
"He sounds worse than Mr. Teacherman at home" said Johnny.
End of Confessions.
As everyone then got up, they headed for the mess hall where food was being served, Chef was indeed there along with John Redcorn and Hank Hill whom were helping Chef pour food onto everyone's plate that came by.
"Can they really eat this stuff?" asked Hank as he looked at it himself.
"Don't know, but I'm just glad I don't have to eat it" laughed John Redcorn.
"Gee, lucky you" said Mindy in a sarcastic tone as John Redcorn poured more food on her plate.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"I got some feeling that this Hank Hill isn't really at all a Texan, I mean really, would even a Texan look like that?" cried Mindy who also didn't like Hank as much as she didn't like John Redcorn.
"Zim can finally have Chef's food!" laughed Zim.
"Wow, I wish Chef had Trixie help out at the mess hall" said Cleveland Jr. as he had obvious no complaints over the food, "then maybe I can be able to talk to her more."
End of Confessions.
After everyone finished their breakfast, Chris along with Blaineley showed them to the bar area of the Saloon which some of the tables and chairs were moved around to make more room for the challenge.
"Today's challenge is an old fashion Western bar fight!" laughed Chris.
"You'll be selecting at least two members of your team to engage in combat with others on the other side" continued Blaineley.
"Don't worry, this is just simply just wrestling" continued Chris, "there will be no picking up of any chairs or throwing any bottles or other objects or whatnot at anyone, we don't want any major injuries that would lead to a lawsuit."
The teams selected two members to be in the fight, Raging Bulls selected Wally and Johnny; Silver Spurs selected Zoe and Cindy; Blazing Saddles selected Megan and Mandy; Chanting Cherokees selected Fanny and Sakura; Blinding Bandits selected Ben and Kevin; Wild Stallions selected Duncan Rosenblatt and Lance; Spinning Six selected Marceline and Marie Kanker; Racing Rangers selected June and Dash.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"Alright, time for a little payback, I guess since I'm on the same team as June, I should let the others hit her first!" laughed Dash.
"I can't believe Chris had us sit out this one in not really sabotaging anyone" sighed Riley, "we could have thrown some stuff at them, but Chris and his team of lawyers said no. I just wish Bobby was able to fight like everyone else is here in this challenge, we better tough him up."
"This stinks being in the back and watching the action" said Huey.
"Man, those were a lot of chairs to put away" said Phineas who was a bit tired.
"Seeing them fight should be well worth it" laughed Buford.
"Normally I'm opposed to violence, but in this case, at least I'm not going to be involved" laughed Baljeet.
End of Confessions.
First up was a match between Zoe, Cindy versus Marceline and Marie Kanker.
"I don't do well if my sisters are not involved" said Marie as she leaned over to Chris and Blaineley.
"Ha, like you can really be that threatening to us" laughed Chris.
"Might I remind you Chris, back home in Peach Creek, the Kanker sisters can be very troublesome if you don't follow their way" said Double D.
"Like what the cute Ed boy said, let my sisters in the ring too, you fight one Kanker, you fight them all" laughed Marie.
"Now that's what I'm talking about" laughed Lee Kanker.
"Fine, if it's true that you did humiliate Jack Spicer in such a manner, I'm willing to let this one slide, May and Lee may join their sister Marie" laughed Chris.
"Are you actually helping my side?" asked Blaineley to Chris.
"Not really, if the Kankers do not make it and are voted off, they all go on the Carriage of Shame" laughed Chris.
"Hey, this isn't fair!" cried Zoe as they realized they were outnumbered.
"You're a super villain back home, you should figure it out on taking out so many good guys back home" continued Cindy.
As the two went to work in charging at the Kankers, along with Marceline, Cindy concentrated on the Kanker sisters, while Marceline changed into her large bat form. Zoe in her jetpack charged at Marceline, but before Zoe could even hit Marceline, she was knocked right out of the sky. For the Kanker sisters, they thought they could pummel themselves on Cindy, but Cindy was able to use her karate skills in lifting all three up and throw them to the ground.
"Hey, that hurts!" cried Marie.
"We're going to give her the Kanker Special!" laughed Lee Kanker.
"Oh know, the Kankers are going to unleash their most powerful move!" cried Ed as he hide behind Gwen Tennyson.
"Well, this is embarrassing" sighed Gwen.
As the Kankers all charged at Cindy, everyone gasped with awe, as Cindy knocked each one of them down right even before they could even stopping both Marceline and Zoe who were going to fight.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"Wow, this Cindy Vortex must have quite skill if she's able to handle the Kankers" said Double D who was impressed.
"If we only had her around Peach Creek, things would be safer" said Nazz.
"That was just a lucky shot!" cried Lee Kanker who had a broken arm injury shown.
"I got an eye patch, I'm a pirate!" laughed May as one eye patch was covering a black eye given to her by Cindy.
End of Confessions.
Cindy and Zoe were the victors, as Marceline didn't want to fight off with Cindy. Next came Johnny and Wally versus Ben and Kevin.
"Alright, time to take out the small fry" laughed Kevin.
"Come over and here and say that, I beaten tougher ones than you" laughed Wally.
"Time to change into Humongosaur!" cried Ben as he used his Ultimate Omnitrix.
"Crude, we're supposed to fight them!" cried Johnny.
Suddenly Cotton who was behind Johnny began to whisper to him.
"Johnny, don't worry, I shall handle everything" said Cotton, "and even make you look like not a clumsy fool in front of that Sissy girl you like."
"How?" asked Johnny.
"Just let me do all the work" said Cotton as he then overshadowed Johnny.
Ben as Humongosaur charged at the to, but thanks to Cotton, all Johnny had to do was simply trip poor Ben as he fell flat on the wooden ground. Kevin then charged at Wally, to which Wally was about to give Kevin quite a punch, only to be grabbed by Kevin and pinned down. Cotton, who was still in charge of Johnny's body walked over to where Kevin was pinning Wally down, and literally gave Kevin a wedgie to which even shocked Ben as he changed back into his normal human self.
"Stop laughing!" cried Kevin who couldn't get his underwear off of his head.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"Hey, I'm just glad I'm not the only one whose gotten a wedgie, but not humiliated on that level!" laughed Dash as he kept on laughing on Kevin's predicament.
"That twerp is going to pay for that!" cried Kevin.
End of Confessions.
Obviously Johnny and Wally were the winners, soon it was down to Megan and Mandy versus June and Dash.
"This one should be easy" laughed Dash.
Even as Dash lost his strategy in letting June getting hit, he went after Megan not realizing she was a WOOHP agent which she then kicked poor Dash's behind with Mandy helping her.
"I guess I have to save him, even if he is a jerk" said June.
June indeed managed to even outwit Megan and Mandy, making June and Dash the winners, but before June's intervention, Riley was watching Megan in action kicking Dash's behind.
Confessions in the Saloon:
"Did you see how awesome Megan was?" cried Riley who was obviously impressed, "The girl has it in her to be tough."
End of Confessions.
Finally it was between Fanny and Sakura versus Duncan Rosenblatt and Lance.
"Time to show these boys what we're made of" laughed Fanny.
Lance along with Duncan Rosenblatt charged at them, Sakura thanks to her fighting skills was able to put down Lance, but Fanny was doing her best to dodge Duncan Rosenblatt's attacks. A certain Troy Adams noticed Fanny struggling to beat Duncan Rosenblatt, to which Fanny had no choice but to leap over the bar itself to hide from Duncan Rosenblatt where Troy Adams was indeed waiting.
"Feeling a bit helpless?" asked Troy.
"Hey, why are you helping me?" asked Fanny.
"I'm from Duncan Rosenblatt's area and I know everyone of his weaknesses" continued Troy, "you stick with me and I'll even do my part in saving you from being voted off your team, not that you will, but do you have any others in mind who do deserve to be voted off?"
Fanny thought for a moment that indeed Fanboy and Chum Chum were quite troublesome to her. As she got back in the fight, even though she lost, Sakura helped win the fight against Duncan Rosenblatt.
"Wow, what a bar fight" laughed Chris, "the winners for this challenge are Teams Silver Spurs and Racing Rangers. Spinning Six, and Chanting Cherokees, you'll be voting for somebody off, but for Spinning Six, three people off, since they said they counted as one fighter."
About a few hours later, it was finally time for the camp fire ceremony, as everyone who was going to stay for another day had gotten their golden-wrapped chocolate horseshoes, Fanny oddly got one thanks to Troy's intervention of skewing the vote on her team against Fanboy in particular. Sakura in spite of her win didn't receive one along with Fanboy, while it was the obvious the Kankers and Marceline didn't receive theirs.
"Fanboy, you are quite troublesome for your team, Sakura, even if you won, it apparently seems to not be enough, so the last golden-wrapped horseshoe goes to Sakura" said Chris, "sorry Fanboy, you go on the Carriage of Shame."
"And apparently, it seems here that indeed Marceline gets to stay for another day" said Blaineley as she threw four golden-wrapped chocolate horseshoes to her.
Confessions in the Outhouse:
"Chocolate!" laughed Marceline as her face was covered in chocolate, "I just wish I was a vampire that could eat chocolate only!"
"Just doing my favor here" laughed Troy.
End of Confessions.
As the Carriage of Shame road up, the Kankers along with Fanboy got onto the carriage.
"I'm so ticked off we agreed to that stupid thing!" cried Lee Kanker.
"Let's make it up by putting makeup on this Fanboy dork" laughed Marie as poor Fanboy was indeed going to feel the wraith of the Kankers.
"Hey, if this was the real thing here, he wouldn't be suffering" laughed Grim as he was ignoring Fanboy's pleas for help.
The scene then changes to Chris as the camera is then focused on him.
"Tune in next time for more exciting eliminations here on Camp Drama Showdown!" laughed Chris, "See y'all!"
"Much better" said Jessie who was the camera person.