Two, well three things I have to say about this chapter. The more the merrier, right? So there's going to be more people added to this fanfic. HyperStar, yet again I'm going to use a suggestion of yours. And it would be recommended if people watched Shaun of the Dead (even though it's MA) to understand a few things about this, and also because it's so awesome. It's got comedy too, so don't worry that it's not going to be just full on violence and gore, but it did get a little scary for me, and it was a bit gory, but there's been worse. ... It looks like this chapter is going to be longer than usual. (Wait that was four things...) Anyway, onto the chapter!

Ichigo and Rukia got up to the part of the movie where Shaun and the fat dude beat the c*** out of the two zombies with the cricket bat and shovel (?).

"... Do all English people beat up people with cricket bats, and shovels?" Rukia asked.

"... I don't think so," Ichigo said.

Then there was a smash. Ichigo looked at Rukia's lap to see if Chisaki wasn't breaking yet another vase. But surprisingly, the baby was still there, and watching the TV.

"Yuzu?" Ichigo asked.

There was no answer.

"Is it a burglar?" Rukia asked.

"Dunno," Ichigo answered. "Who's there?"

Silence...

Then Renji jumped out from behind the shadows, and yelled, "BOOOOOOOO!"

The Rukia and Ichigo looked unimpressed, giving him blank looks.

"Oh, it's just Renji," Rukia said.

"Hey, don't say it's just Renji!" the red pineapple complained.

"Hey, why are you here?" Ichigo asked.

"I came here because I had some free time," Renji explained.

"Don't just come here when you want to," Ichigo muttered.

"What was that?" Renji asked, becoming frustrated.

"I said, "Don't just come here when you want to"!" Ichigo's voice rose.

Then before you knew it, the two were butting their heads together, and arguing.

Rukia sighed, and Chisaki started clapping her hands to together.

Renji stopped fighting, and said, "Hey, is that a baby?"

"Yeah, what of it?" Ichigo asked.

"What are you guys doing with a baby?" He asked.

Ichigo sighed. "It's a long story."

Chisaki started clapping again, and reached for Renji.

Rukia held out the baby, and said, "I think she wants you to hold her,"

Renji then took the baby from Rukia. She then stretched out her hands towards his hair, and Renji lifted her up towards his head. She, of course, pulled out some of Renji's hair.

"OWWW!" he shouted. "What was that for?"

He then put her down lower, and his eyes widened when he saw the big chunk of his red hair. Then she put it in her mouth. Both Rukia and Ichigo were sweat dropping.

Then Ichigo remembered something. "What did you break before?"

"Huh?" Renji asked.

"We heard a smash before," Ichigo said. "What did you break?"

Renji held up one of his hands. "I didn't break anything!"

"Then who did?" Rukia asked.

There was an eerie silence, apart from the movie still playing.

"Rukia, press pause on the remote," Ichigo said.

She picked it up, and held it up close to her eyes. "I don't know where that button is."

"... Give the remote to me then," Ichigo said. He received it, and paused the movie.

The trio could hear footsteps. It was still dark from when Ichigo had closed the curtains before.

"Who's there?" Ichigo shouted into the darkness.

Then there was a glimmer, and two figures emerged. It was Ikkaku, and Yumichika. The glimmer was from Ikkaku's shinny head, reflecting the light from the TV.

"Hey, what's up, you two?" Renji asked.

"Nothing much," Ikkaku answered.

"... Why are you guys here?" Ichigo asked.

"We were just simply bored, and decided to drop by," Yumichika explained.

"... Don't just drop in when you feel like it..." Ichigo muttered.

"Oh, look at that!" Yumichika exclaimed. "It's such a pretty baby!" He then grabbed Chisaki from Reniji. "You're such a cutie!" Then her face screwed up, and she vomited all over him. He didn't think she was pretty anymore.

Ichigo sighed. "The shower's on the left of the bottom if the stairs."

"... Thanks," he then gave the baby to Rukia, who had dashed over, and walked off, past a laughing Ikkaku.

All of the rest then sat down, and started to watch the movie, and Ichigo ended up explaining everything that happened before, and what was happening now. Chisaki then crawled over behind Ikkaku, and started to suck on his head. He was too caught up in the movie, and asking questions to realize. When a stand of drool entered his vision, that's when he noticed.

"Wha-what's THAT!" He started to yell.

He reached up to his head, and his hand felt his shiny bald head, now swamped with saliva. The shinigami then brought his hand back down, and you could see that his entire hand was covered with the baby's drool. Then he started to freak out. He then quickly reached back, to the back of head, and picked up Chisaki, and brought her in front. She giggled at him, and his eyebrows started twitching. Rukia quickly took the baby from Ikkaku's hands, in order for him to not do any harm to her. Ikkaku quickly ran off, shouting and yelling. He then put his head under the nearest sink, and started to wash away all the drool.

Chisaki then crawled off again from Rukia's lap again. Ikkaku then stomped back into the room, his head free of saliva, and sat back down.

"Did you free your bald candy head from the saliva?" Renji taunted.

"I'M NOT BALD!" Ikkaku shouted, and then started to fight with Renji.

"Where actually is the baby?" Rukia asked.

Ichigo glared at her. "You were holding her before."

"She must have crawled off," Rukia suggested.

Ichigo sighed. "Then we'll have to look for her."

Renji and Ikkaku managed to break up their fighting and helped to search for Chisaki. Renji was the one who found her.

"Hey, Ichigo!" He shouted. "I've found her!"

Ichigo and others ran into the room, and Renji wondered out loud, "What's that cord thing she's crewing on?"

"What cord thing?" Ichigo asked, while running. Then he saw was Chisaki was doing. She was crewing on one of the cords of the TV, Ichigo freaked out, and grabbed her as quickly as possible.

"What is it?" Renji asked.

"If she had chewed though that, she would have been killed," Ichigo explained.

Renji was silent, and Rukia took the baby from Ichigo.

"… You'll better NOT let her crawl away again," Ichigo said.

… I'm starting to think that the people who came in this chapter are out of character, but that'll probably be because this is the first time I've started writing with them. Random thing; in Word, I right-clicked on Ikkaku's name to add it into the dictionary, and one of the things that came up from the word check thing, was "Pikachu". … Anyway, review!